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getting their hair done?
fourfingersdown
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:34 am
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derrickito wrote:
getting their hair done?
Chase is in Nort Duhkota, eh, at a memorial service for some member of our extended family I never met. I'm fat and scared of falling off a little kayak and dieing in the puget sound. I had a jet ski contigency plan that fell through so alas, I will not be swiming to Blake Island. Plus Chase made me promise I would show up for gay pride and represent him in his absence. I'm bummed I'll miss this one, but whaddayagonnado?
Also: Fuck you Derrick. Derrick told me he just got done putting up a cragslist ad trying to find some hot dick. He loves sucking cock!. So he may not make it.
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fourfingersdown
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:49 am
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The bottle of vodka was killed less then an hour after we tied up. The Beard doesn't remember getting ashore. I hiked 2 miles in a party dress with beer, Then stole a kayak. At one point I had to help The Beard clean blood out of his beard. By 4 hours in we had scared away our neighbor, who complained about us on the way out. We got checked up on by the park rangers, both on boat and on shore. Most of us are sunburned.
Many breakfasts were made and eaten.
Trip was a success.
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key lime
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 5:03 pm
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You forgot to mention the kayak fleet hitching a booze cruise on Dorothy Rose all about 200 yds from shore in West Seattle.
Then a pride-weekend reveler passed out in all our laps at some bar on capitol hill where they bring you less than half your order.
jeff
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 5:39 pm
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key lime wrote:
You forgot to mention the kayak fleet hitching a booze cruise on Dorothy Rose all about 200 yds from shore in West Seattle.
Then a pride-weekend reveler passed out in all our laps at some bar on capitol hill where they bring you less than half your order.
Pics of someone without a shirt on or it didn't happen.
Actually, October motored up to Dorthy Rose with a tattood shirtless crew. So much for trying not to look like pirates. We all have sunburns to prove it.
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Clay
Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 5:45 pm
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I had a good time.
ps: miss ya L!
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bott
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:04 am
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We have:
1) one pair crocks
2) one pair Keen sandals
3) one hardshell jacket
4) one blue/green shirt
still on October. I look pretty with them on all at once.
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henry
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:43 am
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My face is crispy, and i think i'm going through mimosa withdrawls.
Don't you ever lie to meJoined: 12 May 2008Posts: 1059Location: Boat on a hill
We don't fuck around with our fucking around!
My head is sunburned bright red on my first day of a new job: I feel professional. If anyone finds my hat (see avatar) please return it to me so I may properly hide my shame.
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key lime
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:03 am
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Last place I remember seeing your hat was stashed between some oars under the dinghy on October, right when you guys arrived on Sat.
Unless, of course, that was tehschkotts irish flatcap.
joeball
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:18 am
Joined: 24 Jul 2005Posts: 6037Location: Ether
My melon seems to have a large circumference. I have one of these hats that someone else can have if they like. Filmed by Bike raffle booty from 2 or 3 years ago.
tehschkott
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:20 am
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
Raw camera dump - click pic for the whole gallery. Took a bagazillion pictures. Of course.
Good times gang. Thanks for the lift.
Dear god I am sunburnt.
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tehschkott
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:29 am
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bott wrote:
We have:
1) one pair crocks
2) one pair Keen sandals
3) one hardshell jacket
4) one blue/green shirt
still on October. I look pretty with them on all at once.
That's my shell - with arm warmers and gloves in the pockets. Talked with Cass already about it.
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Alex
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:35 am
Joined: 18 May 2006Posts: 3128Location: Roosevelt
Anyone actually paddle our kayak, or did it just get towed around?
WTF happened to Derrick's tent?
Looks like a fun time, I'll need to clear the weekend next year.
bott
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:57 am
will kill you in your sleepJoined: 27 Jul 2005Posts: 868Location: Landlandia
i am wondering if i shave my mustache now, will i get a mustache tan line? ...
tehschkott
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:02 am
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
Henry on the naval band radio:
"Hey you in the ugly ass 50ft Bayliner just east of Southworth, thanks for the wake motherfucker!"
2 seconds
"Cursing on naval band radio is a $10,000 fine" replies the Coast Guard.
This I think is right on par with.
"Pull your pants up or get off the boat."
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derrickito
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:07 am
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he should have hailed it as "white power vessel"
corpusjuris
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:06 pm
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derrickito wrote:
he should have hailed it as "white power vessel"
Quick Henry! Get on that radio and Heil that boat!
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key lime
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:07 pm
it never happenedJoined: 13 Mar 2008Posts: 1142Location: Wallenfjord
bott wrote:
i am wondering if i shave my mustache now, will i get a mustache tan line? ...
There's only one way to know.
tehschkott
Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:49 am
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
Obligatory blog post. Nothing you don't know already. Mostly posted here for the sake of posterity.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:16 pm
Joined: 18 Feb 2009Posts: 851Location: English Hill, Redmond
FINALLY loaded up some photos from this trip a couple of months ago, enjoy : )
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