That's creepy that you looked into that. And yes I know Beau.

This thread needs more horse cock.

The creepy part is that i was jacking off while i did it.

Yes I agree......

WAIT A MINUTE!

Can we get back to the initial reason behind this post. I think I have proved my point that you guys are all sarcastic as hell, cocky as all hell, and sexy as all hell (okay maybe not sexy). And you have proved I am not a sock puppet. YAY!

I'm glad I could be hazed in such a 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' way. Now is anyone down to do this ride? To help me out in the real world?

That's creepy that you looked into that.

The creepy part is that i was jacking off while i did it.

We can talk about some of my ideas! I have LOTS on them!

Sex Bike:

sandy pussy issues.

I'm glad I could be hazed in such a 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' way. Now is anyone down to do this ride? To help me out in the real world?

We the people, of point 83, in order to form a more perfect disaster

Two years ago, in a park which still has bums, tramps, hoboes, crackheads, and juggalos hanging out in it, a group of men and women gathered and, with these simple words, launched our improbable experiment finding out just how drunk you can be and still ride home without crashing too bad. IT workers and students; nerds and geeks who had traveled across a bridge to escape fremont or the U-district and and occasionally capitol hill finally made real their declaration of independence at westlake center and then went and got drunk and rode home in a cab.

The document they produced was eventually signed but ultimately unfinished. It was stained by the fact that it's a wiki, and kept on the internet, and since anyone can edit it it became a tool to get rid of people who were creepy and who scared off the chicks before the people with more social skills could score, and brought the convention to a stalemate until the founders chose to allow the slave trade to continue for at least twenty more years, and to leave any final resolution to future generations.

Of course, the answer to the inclusiveness question was already embedded within our Constitution - a Constitution that had at its very core the ideal of equal citizenship under the law; a Constitution that promised its people liberty, and justice, and a union that could be and should be perfected over time. That and people who felt left out could go start their own goddamn bike club, because it's a free fucking country and if you don't like that you can move to canada or mexico or sweden or new york or some crap where they shoot people for riding bikes with gears without spandex, or for riding fixies without girlpants. Except for Jeff, who can go read the seattle times comments section for two hours.

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND RIDE.

"a tool to get rid of people who were creepy and who scared off the chicks before the people with more social skills could score"

this is my favorite

"a tool to get rid of people who were creepy and who scared off the chicks before the people with more social skills could score"

this is my favorite

since we're waxing poetic, take a peeksy at my new homepage (for whenever we turn it on) "about" text. whatcha think?

[code]A few friends and aquantances wanted to meet new people, have a drink, and explore their city by bike. They started in 2004 and still do today. The idea has culminated in multiple trips to the ER and countless therapy sessions.

./code]

We the people, of point 83, in order to form a more perfect disaster...

We the people, of point 83, in order to form a more perfect disaster

Two years ago, in a park which still has bums, tramps, hoboes, crackheads, and juggalos hanging out in it, a group of men and women gathered and, with these simple words, launched our improbable experiment finding out just how drunk you can be and still ride home without crashing too bad. IT workers and students; nerds and geeks who had traveled across a bridge to escape fremont or the U-district and and occasionally capitol hill finally made real their declaration of independence at westlake center and then went and got drunk and rode home in a cab.

The document they produced was eventually signed but ultimately unfinished. It was stained by the fact that it's a wiki, and kept on the internet, and since anyone can edit it it became a tool to get rid of people who were creepy and who scared off the chicks before the people with more social skills could score, and brought the convention to a stalemate until the founders chose to allow the slave trade to continue for at least twenty more years, and to leave any final resolution to future generations.

Of course, the answer to the inclusiveness question was already embedded within our Constitution - a Constitution that had at its very core the ideal of equal citizenship under the law; a Constitution that promised its people liberty, and justice, and a union that could be and should be perfected over time. That and people who felt left out could go start their own goddamn bike club, because it's a free fucking country and if you don't like that you can move to canada or mexico or sweden or new york or some crap where they shoot people for riding bikes with gears without spandex, or for riding fixies without girlpants. Except for Jeff, who can go read the seattle times comments section for two hours.

Now that's a sock puppet!

So I just rode the whole ride today to figure out my time.

About an hour from the Market to Alki (never rode there before) got a little confused with all those left hand side trails. And 45 minutes from Alki to the CWB.

What would be the best route back to CWB once I get back into downtown?

I took western>to bell>to 1st> um then somewhere before Denny I made a right and ended up where Dexter turns into 7th>to Aloha>to Westlake....to CWB.

If I run late in Alki.there is always the water taxi!

yeah, that or shane lees. best part about that whole debacle was when real shane lees and fake shane lees got into it.

Twas my finest hour.

Whoever is running this Obama character is no slouch, i bet he's a good looking gentleman.

Who the hell is Shane? Please catch me up on this soap. I'd like to know the back story of this potential insult. How else will I be offended?

Who the hell is Shane? Please catch me up on this soap. I'd like to know the back story of this potential insult. How else will I be offended?

OMG I"M GOING TO MAKE A NEW BIKE CLUB THAT IS RIGHT FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME BUT I"M GOING TO POST ON THE FORUM OF THE PEOPLE WHO I DONT WANT TO RIDE BIKES WITH.

no ego my ass.

Do you like buttsex?