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key lime
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 6:48 pm
it never happenedJoined: 13 Mar 2008Posts: 1142Location: Wallenfjord
The only thing more awesome are passive agressive rants to a faceless audience. Welcome to: CL, the internet, Seattle.
fourfingersdown
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:58 am
r.w. = rainn wilson!Joined: 21 Mar 2008Posts: 1078Location: NOT FUCKING ENGLAND
That poor person has to deal with ignorance, idiots, and stress at their job? That is so unjust! I really feel for that bitch. I mean, no one I know has to put up with shit while they're at work. This cumstain should go work at a record store. Or *Velo Bike Shop
*no one at Velo knows shit about bikes.
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ali
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:48 am
Joined: 18 Sep 2008Posts: 82Location: san francisco/berkeley ca
down right insulting:
"-If you shitheads had any money, you wouldn't NEED a vintage Poo-zhow to get laid. Go have an ironic mustache growing contest in front of American Apparel, so that I can continue selling $300 bikes to fatties, which is what keeps the lights on. "
Eric_s
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:36 am
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sometimes rants by retail clerks are funny. sometimes they are not. This is sort of in-between.
lantius
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:37 am
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key lime wrote:
The only thing more awesome are passive agressive rants to a faceless audience. Welcome to: CL, the internet, Seattle.
...point83 forum.
key lime
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:28 pm
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I figgered somebody would try to argue that. It's not faceless at pointy83, since we all know each other.
If you shitheads had any money, you wouldn't NEED a vintage Poo-zhow to get laid.
What I want to know is why an old ten-speed, frequently in crap shape, or just as frequently, poorly converted to be a fixed-gear and modified with mangled handlebars, a flat bar, a top tube pad, etc. is better for getting laid than something like Matthew's Madone.
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AndrewW wrote:
Quote:
If you shitheads had any money, you wouldn't NEED a vintage Poo-zhow to get laid.
What I want to know is why an old ten-speed, frequently in crap shape, or just as frequently, poorly converted to be a fixed-gear and modified with mangled handlebars, a flat bar, a top tube pad, etc. is better for getting laid than something like Matthew's Madone.
As a rider of a 1982 Poo-zhow fixie conversion, I'm happy to share my experience on the topic. The conversation usually goes like this:
ali: what's up ladies.
lady: wow. that's a shitty-looking bike.
ali: my other bike is much nicer. it's back in my apartment, in my bedroom, lying in my bed. want to go see it?
lady: no.
ali: ok. how about a game of foosball?
lady: ok!
ali: strip foosball?
lady: no.
Curious to know if Matthew's Madone does significantly better.
Ali.
Chip McShoulder
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:37 pm
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Here, I fixed it.
ali wrote:
As a rider of a 1982 Poo-zhow fixie conversion, I'm happy to share my experience on the topic. The conversation usually goes like this:
ali: what's up ladies.
lady: wow. that's a shitty-looking bike.
ali: my other bike is much nicer. it's back in my apartment, in my bedroom, lying in my bed. want to go see it?
lady: no.
ali: ok. how about a game of foosball?
lady: ok!
ali: strip foosball?
lady: no.
ali: how about Settlers of Catan?
lady: I just remembered I have laundry to do.
Curious to know if Matthew's Madone does significantly better.
If you shitheads had any money, you wouldn't NEED a vintage Poo-zhow to get laid.
What I want to know is why an old ten-speed, frequently in crap shape, or just as frequently, poorly converted to be a fixed-gear and modified with mangled handlebars, a flat bar, a top tube pad, etc. is better for getting laid than something like Matthew's Madone.
Grumpy GreebJoined: 20 Aug 2005Posts: 5329Location: flavor country
joeball wrote:
Monie wrote:
2nd girl not so much.
at least she shaved her legs
keep your norms off my body!
cc700
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:11 am
Joined: 12 Jan 2009Posts: 35Location: queen anne commuter
have fun selling 300 dollar bikes to fatties then, mr. 'i don't like anyone but i chose customer service as the field i wanted to work in.'
maybe i just find this pathetic and arrogant because i either a: don't call, i just walk in to see what's there or b: know what's wrong and how to fix it and don't need anything but a cashier.
then again, i'm pretty sure i would find it just as arrogant and pathetic if i was a fat person who ran over their bikes with a subaru(did he really need to mention that joke four times? sounds like he's done it himself a few times).
but whatever. i hope the next kid that comes in to buy a bike shits all over this guy's hand.
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the dreaded ben
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:34 am
Grumpy GreebJoined: 20 Aug 2005Posts: 5329Location: flavor country
congratulations everyone, you just wrote a response to a rhetorical rant that will never be read by the ranter.
nothing has changed.
michael jackson is still dead.
global warming is going to kill us all.
web 2.0 continues to spiral.
derrick has a "couch."
and i still need a drink.
let's all go twit.
derrickito
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:46 am
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it's a sectional.
tehschkott
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:52 am
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
the dreaded ben wrote:
joeball wrote:
Monie wrote:
2nd girl not so much.
at least she shaved her legs
keep your norms off my body!
That's great but you're still wearing a condom.
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jimmythefly
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:49 pm
Joined: 10 Jan 2007Posts: 1491
"..... It was shit in the 80's, a trend it carried proudly through the 90's, and rallied with into the '00's. What I mean to say is, no, I can't make it work better. It's still shit, even with more air in the tires. "
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