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snyd3282
Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:08 am Reply with quote
could suck the fun out of a blowjob Joined: 23 Jul 2007 Posts: 588 Location: Ballard / Fremont

Keep an eye out:

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=564612

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I was riding home on the Ballard Bridge in Seattle just a little while ago and I felt a sting in my left cheek. I thought that I must have been hit by a rock that had been run over by a car. I went down to feel it and there was a four inch dart sticking out of me!! I did hear a little "pop" sound right before I felt it too.

By the time that I figured out what it was, I looked up to see if I could tell who did it, but there were 4 or 5 cars that it could have been and all were speeding away from me. I got to the end of the bridge, stopped to make sure that I wasn't bleeding then rode home and called the cops. I figured it didn't matter if I called them from the scene or from home since I have no idea who did it. They won't be able to do anything, but I figured I'd at least let them know that some ******* is out there doing this.
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Sylvie!
Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:24 pm Reply with quote
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What. The. Bloody. Hell.
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tehschkott
Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:26 pm Reply with quote
daywalker Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 6108 Location: Hatertown

You're next.

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key lime
Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:42 pm Reply with quote
it never happened Joined: 13 Mar 2008 Posts: 1142 Location: Wallenfjord

If I find out who is doing this to people I will masturbate into their drink then break the glass on their face.
"Ha ha ha you have come and booze and broken glass in your skin, that's way funnier than a 4" blowdart, don't you agree?"
"Ha ha ha hurting helpless strangers is funny, I can't wait to die alone and unmourned."
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lantius
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:30 am Reply with quote
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dramatic recreation:

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Seven
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:27 am Reply with quote
suddenly quite whiny! Joined: 24 Aug 2007 Posts: 345 Location: Cap Hill

He wasn't even bleeding, what a puss.
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BettieBoom
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:36 am Reply with quote
Joined: 08 Jun 2009 Posts: 52 Location: Wallingford

Ya pretty crazy! And GREAT! I work in Ballard!!!


http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/theblotter/2009518496_ballard_man_shot_in_the_buttoc.html
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tehschkott
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:53 am Reply with quote
daywalker Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 6108 Location: Hatertown

We're being hunted/invaded by an anti-bicycle Pygmy army.

Aim high boys. Look low. The enemy is near. Arm thyselves!

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TrikerTrev
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:25 pm Reply with quote
Joined: 23 Oct 2006 Posts: 2303 Location: FOCO, MOFO!!!

seattlites are funny...blowdarts? bitch please!

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derrickito
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:17 pm Reply with quote
now with 50 percent more EVIL Joined: 22 Jul 2005 Posts: 10566

trevor back from the dead!
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