Aaron I haven't even fucking met you and you are bar none the biggest piece of shit I've ever even heard about since I moved to Seattle. I can't believe your [team] is still in business, simply because I find it amazing that no one has burned you alive inside of it yet. In the six months I've been with this group I've heard of and witnessed more shit from you then I thought possible.
You are truly the pinnacle of worthless slime, which is clearly noted by your severe lack of friends. Even places where you waste your time prowling about online are full of only people who hate the very fact that you are alive. It seems that you yourself have come to the realization that you are so deep within a hole of solitude that no one will even pay attention to you unless you go well out of your way to piss them off. You just sit around at the bottom of this pit, smearing your own refuse on yourself until you see someone amble by and when they do, you loose your venomous spray on them until they are so angered that they shit down your hole and straight into your rotten mouth.
And with shit covered teeth you smile and think, "Well at least I'm getting attention."
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Pete Jr., there's a whiskey in it for ya if you set up this for real.
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:06 pm
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Oh, Gossin' about. Lot's of lulz.
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:06 pm
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henry wrote:
I know that I, for one, will be avoiding OnSite Ultrasound since they seem to encourage this kind of behavior.
Rumor has it that Onsite Ultrasound, of Monterey, CA is a front for the distribution of performance-enhancing substances. Their medical imaging business is just a cover. This is probably where Aaron Bradford gets his drugs.
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:11 pm
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The Wreyford Sisters wrote:
Woah, who wrote that. That's pretty harsh.
Seven did, he hasn't ridden with us for a while:
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Fuck this guy. Ryan, how much did you pay for the bike? I'm pretty sure we can put together a little collection for you at the Fry Ride and get your money back without you having to deal with this guy, Aaron Bradford (who apparently has been accused of using performance enhancing drugs?).
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henry wrote:
Fuck this guy. Ryan, how much did you pay for the bike? I'm pretty sure we can put together a little collection for you at the Fry Ride and get your money back without you having to deal with this guy, Aaron Bradford (who apparently has been accused of using performance enhancing drugs?).
True story. I'm in for $50.
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:21 pm
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Aaron's email: bikeahuna at msn.com
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:24 pm
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joby wrote:
henry wrote:
Fuck this guy. Ryan, how much did you pay for the bike? I'm pretty sure we can put together a little collection for you at the Fry Ride and get your money back without you having to deal with this guy, Aaron Bradford (who apparently has been accused of using performance enhancing drugs?).
True story. I'm in for $50.
i'm in for $40, but only if you promise to keep harassing this aaron douchenozzle.
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lantius wrote:
joby wrote:
henry wrote:
Fuck this guy. Ryan, how much did you pay for the bike? I'm pretty sure we can put together a little collection for you at the Fry Ride and get your money back without you having to deal with this guy, Aaron Bradford (who apparently has been accused of using performance enhancing drugs?).
True story. I'm in for $50.
i'm in for $40, but only if you promise to keep harassing this aaron bradford douchenozzle who uses performance enhancing drugs.
+1
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:31 pm
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m_e_perry wrote:
Aaron's email: bikeahuna at msn.com
Mp
even this guy's email address reeks of douchebaggery.
Ryan -- i can't put in as much as others (school applications put a strain on my budget), but i'd like to contribute as well. fronting the money to retrieve a precious bike and get it back to an owner who you didn't know (and who subsequently treated you terribly) is an unbelievably selfless act, the likes of which i rarely see anymore. thanks for restoring a little bit of my faith in humanity.
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:36 pm
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Aaron wrote:
...I have received hate email from all three of these accounts."
This is funny, because what I wrote to him could by no stretch of the imagination be thought of as hate mail. I don't know what the other 2 wrote to him, but it must have been good!
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:40 pm
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I'll pop another forty in the Help a Sister Out fund, but I think we should all continue in the spirit of the this post even if we can't give from our pockets to the Sisters of Wreyford.
Also, be forewarned that teh Jobies' money comes in the form of Californian liquor or flyer miles.
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MikeOD wrote:
This is funny, because what I wrote to him could by no stretch of the imagination be thought of as hate mail. I don't know what the other 2 wrote to him, but it must have been good!
I know my sarcasm is pretty heavy, but I didn't realize it had reached the epic levels of hate mail. I'm proud that I am no longer lingering at the levels of mere sarcastic commentary.
On second thought, I'm willing to bet "I keep a $6000 bike unlocked on the roof of my car hoping girls will think it is related to my penis size" doesn't know what real hate mail looks like.
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:51 pm
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I heard these two brothers hooked up this bike club with a sponsorship for the fry ride this Thursday. I think the suggested donation of $5 just returned.
Some economic food for thought: buying stolen bikes creates a market for them.
Now if you spot your buddy's bike it going to be hard not wanting to get your hands on it and a couple $20's may get it back faster than the cops. I know, it's a tough call on what to do.
Moths, rust, and thieves are a bitch but look into renters insurance to help with that last one. You can get a policy for a decent rate. I know when I was a single renter a bicycle was still my most expensive purchase.
Quote:
Lee: i got it from the folks that do my mom's homeowners
premium is $80/year
deductible is $250
coverage is $30k
Rogelio
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:52 pm
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tehschkott wrote:
Fuck it - write Specialized.
You mean all his sponsors and Specialized, cause I thought he said Specialized wasn't his sponsor anymore:
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joeball wrote:
I heard these two brothers hooked up this bike club with a sponsorship for the fry ride this Thursday. I think the suggested donation of $5 just returned.
Some economic food for thought: buying stolen bikes creates a market for them.
Now if you spot your buddy's bike it going to be hard not wanting to get your hands on it and a couple $20's may get it back faster than the cops. I know, it's a tough call on what to do.
Moths, rust, and thieves are a bitch but look into renters insurance to help with that last one. You can get a policy for a decent rate. I know when I was a single renter a bicycle was still my most expensive purchase.
Quote:
Lee: i got it from the folks that do my mom's homeowners
premium is $80/year
deductible is $250
coverage is $30k
Andre speaks the truth. So, quit buying stolen bikes and start taking rusty pipe wrenches to crack heads.
Oh Aaron, we'd like to refer you to RULE 83 of the TOS. You're welcome.
Oh and, flagged "best of".
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:01 pm
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I can't really afford to help out monetarily (I wish it were otherwise), but I did send the guy some text messages. I figured you guys have the sarcasm/"you're a giant douche" angle covered, so I went for something a bit more sincere.
1:
You should know that ryan did NOT steal your bike, has had his own bike stolen recently, and that there is an entire bike club that can attest to this.
2:
You are way out of line for insinuating that he would even think about stealing your bike, when in fact he went out of his way and out of his pocket to help you
3:
forget about the money, we've taken out a collection so he's not so far out of pocket for helping you. we take care of our own. But you do owe him a large apology.
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In hindsight I shouldn't have bought the biike from the guy, but seeing as how nice the bike was I really didn't want the dude to get away, and I didnt have a stun-gun or pepper spray on me that night, just my rape whistle. I probably could've taken the guy but my arm is still a bit useless from my pedi-cab fail on Thursday. Also, I don't think the masses should have to contribute money out of your pockets to finance my indescretion, but you fuckers are pretty awesome, and I love all of you.
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:15 pm
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someone fixed that *just* as I was about to fish some cookies from you bastards.
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mcrawfor wrote:
someone fixed that *just* as I was about to fish some cookies from you bastards.
The Wreyford Sisters
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:43 pm
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Just got off the phone with our new bud, Aaron. He said He'd love to see us at the races and said that he was going to give Ryan a Cannondale frame that was way too small for him.
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