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The Point 83 Fattypants Subcommittee presents: 9.11 Never Forget! (how fat you really are, a day early)
Thursday September 10th
Westlake Center 7pm. Ride to 9 Million In Unmarked Bills (fremont).
THATS RIGHT. We have a restaurant sponsor this year. The 9 Mil is hooking us up this year with fries and drink specials. 2 dollar Highlifes and half price Jameson for us all night long. Half of the restaurant will be reserved for us. THANK THEM HEAVILY at the venue, and buy a few drinks. No need for burgers this year, we're going straight fries.
soooo....
So you think you can eat?
Our eating contest consists of as many endless fries as you can eat. baskets of fries will be tallied. Point 83 eat off!
Fry spoke cards, trophy for the winner, and bragging rights as the fattest fatty. To register, show up, ride, check in with me to be a fry eating participant, and eat eat eat.
RULES
1. Vomit: if you vomit, you cannot continue until you re-eat the vomit food. if you refuse to eat your own fry vomit, disqualified. if you do eat your vomit, you are a-ok to continue.
2. Time Limits no time limit! im hesitant to make a time limit, because we are doing this unannounced and cant expect a constrant stream of fries at hand every second (so speed of eating is not important). I'll have a tally system in place to count how many fry baskets everyone has eaten, regardless of how fast they get to the table. if two people are still eating the fries at the table an hour and a half after they first hit the table, let them continue eating until we make up a new rule saying otherwise or until one of them finally bows out.
3. Bathroom breaks NO BATHROOM BREAKS. go before the food hit the table. if you must go to the bathroom, in order to continue without disqualification, pooping and or peeing must be done AT THE TABLE. if you're man (or woman) enough to make more room in front of everyone, then more power to you.
4. Bowing out if you're done, and you can't go any further, you must scream "IM A STUPID BABY". at that time your total will be posted, and you are free to do whatever you'd like with the contents of your stomach.
the person with the most fry baskets eaten will win the GOLDEN POTATO trophy, a few extra pounds (enabling them to enter craigslist personals as a BBM/W), and our constant admiration and limited respect.
MOST BASKETS OF FRIES is the goal here. if you can down 20 baskets of fries in a short time then you bow out. thats ok. length of time is not important. if you eat 20, dont vomit (or eat it if you do), then bow out, it's up to everyone else to beat your limit. amount is the goal here, not time.
Rogelio
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:21 pm
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We're not forgetting this so hard.
I can cram it down, quit, then go puke right? As long as I make it to someone who'll take down my info, I can then proceed to the streets of fremont and make a scene in the middle of the street.
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:29 pm
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yes. if you cram down as many as you can, then bow out, you'll be tallied then you can go do whatever you like with the contents of your stomach.
tehschkott
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:31 pm
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I'm a little disappointed this event won't culminate in a late night pace line down the I5 Expressway and half a dozen state patrol cars like some bizarre scene out of the Blues Brothers, but I guess I'll attend anyhow. Shucks. Maybe we can set something on fire at least. Anyone know where we can set something on fire around there?
Nice job on the sponsorship. That's utterly dope.
Ryan says they have TV's and shit too. We should show videos like Kobayashi vs The Bear which frankly, never get old for me. In fact. here you go:
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:14 pm
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Yeah, they have tv's. They want to play bicycle related dvd's. I've got The tripplets of Bellville on dvd. Any other movies would be cool. They have 5 or 6 big flat screens. I'm sure somebody out there has a video of guys doing tricks on trick bikes, like Macacacacafracaama, or Fast Friday, or Rad.
lantius
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:22 pm
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i need to get a dvd transfer of my magnum opus:
"i thought it was mind over matter, but the truth of it is, it's stomach over all."
anybody got a canon 7d i can borrow to shoot in hd this time?
tehschkott
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:30 pm
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Does the 9 mil normally serve food? Will they be outfitted with condiments for fries or is it BYOCatsup?
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derrickito
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:57 am
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condiments are available..
there will be ketchup
joeball
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:01 am
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Ben can you please bring the ranch?
Rogelio
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:04 am
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So there will be Catsup, ok. Curry powder here I come!
Bring a tiny bowl and your favorite spices kids, thems fries get monotonous after a couple baskets.
Oh man, chipotle vegenaise.
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pete jr
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:50 am
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side-pot sauce-off!
the dreaded ben
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:13 pm
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pacify my masses.
reinstate the animated header.
derrickito
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:14 pm
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unfortunately the animated header source doc is on my hard drive that is in the shop getting rebuilt after a crash. ill see what i can do to rebuild tonight
Chip McShoulder
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:09 pm
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derrickito wrote:
unfortunately the animated header source doc is on my hard drive that is in the shop getting rebuilt after a crash. ill see what i can do to rebuild tonight
I remain satisfied with the absence of four half-naked Rogelios at the top of the site. I mean, eh rides bieks and doesn't afraid of anything, but I don't feel compelled to see him without pants.
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Chip McShoulder wrote:
I remain satisfied with the absence of four half-naked Rogelios at the top of the site. I mean, eh rides bieks and doesn't afraid of anything, but I don't feel compelled to see him without pants.
Heights and deep and/or moving water: kinda scary.
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corpusjuris
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:26 pm
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pete jr wrote:
side-pot sauce-off!
May have to ask brouwer's down the road for a jug of their aioli!
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:42 pm
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pete jr wrote:
side-pot sauce-off!
The best sauce for fries is a milkshake, obv.
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:47 pm
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alexandrab wrote:
pete jr wrote:
side-pot sauce-off!
The best sauce for fries is a milkshake, obv.
I'll agree with this on the basis that I found video footage of the event last year and the fries don't stay down after the competition. And from experience milkshakes/ice cream are one of the few foods that taste almost as good coming back up as going down.
Rogelio
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:49 pm
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joeball wrote:
I'll agree with this on the basis that I found video footage of the event last year and the fries don't stay down after the competition. And from experience milkshakes/ice cream are one of the few foods that taste almost as good coming back up as going down.
Are we doing colourways this year? We don't have the high drop off of the Red Robin, but we do have a busy street into which we could walk.
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:52 pm
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Rogelio wrote:
joeball wrote:
I'll agree with this on the basis that I found video footage of the event last year and the fries don't stay down after the competition. And from experience milkshakes/ice cream are one of the few foods that taste almost as good coming back up as going down.
Are we doing colourways this year? We don't have the high drop off of the Red Robin, but we do have a busy street into which we could walk.
Let's all barf on Lenin. Stalin would be proud.
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Rogelio
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:54 pm
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langston wrote:
Let's all barf on Lenin. Stalin would be proud.
But I like Greg:
And don't bring Stalin into this; while we're at it, no puking on jews or cambodians.
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joeball
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:22 pm
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At little patriotic singing to start.
And then some tips from the pros. Here is footage of the Final 4: Henry, White Scott, Lemke, and a cute blond I don't know if I had met yet. Notice the four approaches: drinking water, wiggling, bobbing, and being seated.
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henry
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:37 pm
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That's the least flattering thing i've ever seen. Fuck you for posting it.
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joeball wrote:
I'll agree with this on the basis that I found video footage of the event last year and the fries don't stay down after the competition. And from experience milkshakes/ice cream are one of the few foods that taste almost as good coming back up as going down.
My experience with whiskey and fries from my win 2 years ago is that it doesn't need to come back up, just eat some prunes the next day to make sure the plumbing is still working.
derrickito
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:01 pm
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be hungry. rumor has it that 200 lbs of freedom fries are delivered and waiting for us.
pete jr
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 6:30 am
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dammit. that splat! hiding in my tabs! this is going to startle me at least three times today.
Sweeney
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:32 am
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lantius wrote:
anybody got a canon 7d i can borrow to shoot in hd this time?
I don't know anyone with a D7 Lee, but I know that my buddy Nels has a 5DmarkII I'll see if he wants to bring it... I also know that I'd rather shoot video with a Nikon D300s : )
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food coloring makes a great addition to your food if you expect an upswelling post french fries.
pete jr
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:40 am
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i will bring the red and blue
tehschkott
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:58 am
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:21 am
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pro tip: blue food coloring often comes up green
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pete jr
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:49 am
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more blue then!
the dreaded ben
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:00 am
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jesus, how is that a "pro tip"?
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:36 am
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There's certain excellent traits we all bring to this fine drinking club; some people can do web design, some people plan awesome camping trips
J's area of expertise is in the use of one's body as a funnel for chemicals. If I had an idea for something I'd like to ingest, and was wondering what it'd do to me, I'd certainly refer to her counsel.
Thanks J!
corpusjuris
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:44 am
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pete jr wrote:
dammit. that splat! hiding in my tabs! this is going to startle me at least three times today.
Agreed. Not like last year, though, when that splat resulted in the most stoned fucking paranoia on a Monday night I've ever known. I was convinced someone outside was throwing food at my window. Took me 15 minutes to find out what the hell was going on, and I wouldn't open new tabs for the rest of the night. Jesus.
That reminds me: do we allow performance "enhancing" for this competition? Should I cozy up to the professor?
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:47 am
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corpusjuris wrote:
pete jr wrote:
dammit. that splat! hiding in my tabs! this is going to startle me at least three times today.
Agreed. Not like last year, though, when that splat resulted in the most stoned fucking paranoia on a Monday night I've ever known. I was convinced someone outside was throwing food at my window. Took me 15 minutes to find out what the hell was going on, and I wouldn't open new tabs for the rest of the night. Jesus.
That reminds me: do we allow performance "enhancing" for this competition? Should I cozy up to the professor?
This is a truly beautiful tale, one i shall some day share with the pointy-eared offspring of .83.
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Sweeney wrote:
lantius wrote:
anybody got a canon 7d i can borrow to shoot in hd this time?
I don't know anyone with a D7 Lee, but I know that my buddy Nels has a 5DmarkII I'll see if he wants to bring it... I also know that I'd rather shoot video with a Nikon D300s : )
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
key lime wrote:
There's certain excellent traits we all bring to this fine drinking club; some people can do web design, some people plan awesome camping trips
J's area of expertise is in the use of one's body as a funnel for chemicals. If I had an idea for something I'd like to ingest, and was wondering what it'd do to me, I'd certainly refer to her counsel.
Thanks J!
It's true, J is a pro at putting shit through her body no mortal would dare.
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