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henry
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:23 pm Reply with quote
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Fuck this i'm starting a new thread.


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I will carry Ben.
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I will poop on Ben.
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henry
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:37 am Reply with quote
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He's recently been shaved and bathed, and will love any and all attention. Including poop.

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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:52 am Reply with quote
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i'll carry bens bullhorns. seems about my turn for them in the joint custody agreement.
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joeball
Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:54 am Reply with quote
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Can't make it Sunday but I'll make it to the house warming party.
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Alex
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henry wrote:
What are you doing sunday?


Kayaking
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lantius
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:46 am Reply with quote
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i'm going to the fair on sunday, but i'll definitely make it to the housewarming party. now, to pick a thursday night to schedule it on...
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key lime
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:37 am Reply with quote
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lantius wrote:
i'm going to the fair on sunday



oooooooh
TAKE ME I AM TOTALLY RETARDED FOR THE FAIR!
Is that the day Weird Al is playing? Is there a Rodeo? Are we going to look at baby pigs suckling? Can we watch a hypnotism show? Can we sit at the incubator and watch chicks hatch? Wanna watch a draft-horse show? Have you ever seen the show where they have little kids rodeo-ride sheep? IT'S HILARIOUS! Can we cruise by the snakeoil salesmen and the rediculously ornate vegetable/preserves displays and eat giant turkey legs? MMmmmmScones!
Oh, Lee! I love the fair! I don't have a car!
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You don't have to hang out with me pleeze just give me a ride?
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jeni
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:06 am Reply with quote
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key lime wrote:
oooooooh
TAKE ME I AM TOTALLY RETARDED FOR THE FAIR!


ryan, you are more retarded than me for the fair which is impressive. i'd love to go with you and get overly excited about farm animals and vegetable displays. i can take a zipcar.
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kalen
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:26 am Reply with quote
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jeni wrote:
key lime wrote:
oooooooh
TAKE ME I AM TOTALLY RETARDED FOR THE FAIR!


ryan, you are more retarded than me for the fair which is impressive. i'd love to go with you and get overly excited about farm animals and vegetable displays. i can take a zipcar.

Clair and I are hoping to do the Puyallup on Sunday, too. We'll give y'all a jingle if we make it. The Fair, Beware!

(Sorry no rides, we'll be coming from Oly)
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corpusjuris
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:43 am Reply with quote
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Can we hijack Henry's moving thread and make it a ".83 Goes to the Fair" thread!? Can we arrange cars!? I totally want to go and have nothing to do sunday, now I am going to daydream about eating scones until I puke (9/20 nevar forget!).

Let's dooooo thiiiiiiis! I'm gonna sneak in oreos and become a pig's best friend ever! Oh boy oh boy oh boy!

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henry
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:56 am Reply with quote
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i hate you guys. none of you can come play with my new toys.

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joeball
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:01 am Reply with quote
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You kids all grew up in the city or places without fairs as a kid didn't you? Well, Lee showed prize cows but I don't know why he has forsaken fair of his youth for the Puyallup.
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jeni
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:17 am Reply with quote
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henry wrote:
i hate you guys. none of you can come play with my new toys.


henry i'll help you move for a couple hours for karma's sake because i'm going to be moving in a couple weeks and probably needing help too. but i still want some quality fair time afterward.

joeball wrote:
You kids all grew up in the city or places without fairs as a kid didn't you?


where i grew up we had fairs, but my parents never took me so i didn't discover the awesomeness until college.

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langston
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:19 am Reply with quote
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joeball wrote:
You kids all grew up in the city or places without fairs as a kid didn't you? Well, Lee showed prize cows but I don't know why he has forsaken fair of his youth for the Puyallup.



Me and the fair don't get along. The first time I took a girl out on a date, I took her to the Evergreen County Fair (Monroe, Wa) and barfed all over her after too many trips on the flying swing-chair. Haven't been back since.

Henry, I'd help you move but I'm already helping my reprobate little sister move off the hill and back into Chateau Langston in Everett.

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lantius
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:27 am Reply with quote
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joeball wrote:
You kids all grew up in the city or places without fairs as a kid didn't you? Well, Lee showed prize cows but I don't know why he has forsaken fair of his youth for the Puyallup.

forsaken? far from it! i went to both the clark county fair and the puyallup pretty much every year until i was in high school.
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key lime
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:29 am Reply with quote
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i grew up watching my dad drive in demolition derbies and eating fried cheese curds at the county fair
i also berthed a few calves, milked cows, slopped hogs, chased chickens, hunted, threw haybales and farmcats, shot at my cousins with imaginary corncob guns, chopped wood, crashed four wheelers, and helped butcher several varieties of delicious animal on my uncle's farm
i picked out my first puppy while she was lapping up frozen blood with her littermates from a pig we'd just stuck one february afternoon

dunno 'bout the rest a you
but the county fair feels like home
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henry
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:30 am Reply with quote
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You guys are going to the puyallup? At least to to the Evergreen state fair if you're going to a fair.

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corpusjuris
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:31 am Reply with quote
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lantius wrote:
joeball wrote:
You kids all grew up in the city or places without fairs as a kid didn't you? Well, Lee showed prize cows but I don't know why he has forsaken fair of his youth for the Puyallup.

forsaken? far from it! i went to both the clark county fair and the puyallup pretty much every year until i was in high school.


My childhood was the exact same way. Parents and I would go to the Puyallup every single year, right up till somewhere around middle school / high school.

So, like wait, are we on to put this together or what?

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key lime
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:33 am Reply with quote
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the puyalllup fair is the closest thing to a real state fair I've seen in WA

gah, I'm getting off of here and getting some work done
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kristen
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:42 am Reply with quote
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1) i grew up in montana, and like many of you, the fair was an annual tradition, complete with livestock and gravitron-induced vomit.
2) i miss rodeos
3) i can't participate in the fair outing because i'll be in burlington playing for a spot at ultimate frisbee regionals.
4) i hope y'all have fun.

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corpusjuris
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:46 am Reply with quote
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kristen wrote:
1) i grew up in montana, and like many of you, the fair was an annual tradition, complete with livestock and gravitron-induced vomit.


and

kristen wrote:
3) i can't participate in the fair outing because i'll be in burlington playing for a spot at ultimate frisbee regionals.


Make me think you could fling a frisbee pretty fucking far with gravitron assist.

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Monie
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:43 am Reply with quote
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FAIR!!!!!

Maybe I can convince Bike Sabbath to bike to Puyallup.
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joeball
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:53 am Reply with quote
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The Barn

I hear you Lemke, there was less animal blood and more rice cakes in my personalized version though.
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laura
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:56 am Reply with quote
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Monie wrote:
FAIR!!!!!

Maybe I can convince Bike Sabbath to bike to Puyallup.


1. A singular Bike Sabbath representative while at the Elysian on Monday *may* have promised to have the ride help Henry move.

2. I've been looking into a bike one-way, train/bus the other way ...


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Alex
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I've never been to the fair. What am I missing?

alex (city boy)
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tehschkott
Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:27 pm Reply with quote
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key lime wrote:
i grew up watching my dad drive in demolition derbies and eating fried cheese curds at the county fair
i also berthed a few calves, milked cows, slopped hogs, chased chickens, hunted, threw haybales and farmcats, shot at my cousins with imaginary corncob guns, chopped wood, crashed four wheelers, and helped butcher several varieties of delicious animal on my uncle's farm
i picked out my first puppy while she was lapping up frozen blood with her littermates from a pig we'd just stuck one february afternoon

dunno 'bout the rest a you
but the county fair feels like home


Shit, if going to the fair had been like that for me, I'd love it too. I'd be down for a run to the Fair. Went to the Puyallup a couple years ago. Was pretty fun.

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The Wreyford Sisters
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I'm from Orange County, CA. The fair was a bunch of bullshit, unless Devo, or The B-52's were playing. Other than that it was a bunch of North County greasers and fake-ass Mike Ness wannabees with chopped 49 Merc's and Ford Crestlines. That being said, I'm down for some good ol' county fair action.
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Rogelio
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I grew up going to the Ciudad Juarez fair.

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