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run boy run! He needs to get off the continent ASAP. There's a beach in Mexico that he should find, before the Man finds him.
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lantius
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 8:41 am
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so wait, he's a kid, flying planes when he's not trained to do so, and the cops haven't been able to nab him? i'd check to see if he's doctorin' at the local hospital.
henry
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 8:41 am
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Yeah, he seems like he might do well south of here.
If Colton Harris-Moore slashed my tire I would totally swoon!
lantius
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:11 am
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this is where the article kind of goes off the rails. wtf seattle times:
Quote:
On one Web site, there is a forum in which a news story about the youth is discussed. "What a badass," said a commenter going by the name, Resident Evil.
Kohler said her son has eluded officers "because he's smart. He did take an IQ test, and he's three points below Einstein."
In Granite Falls on Monday, two 11-year-old middle-school girls were talking about the news that had hit their small community.
"A kid that young shouldn't be doing this kind of stuff," Madi Matronic said.
Said her friend, Madi Devine-Merrifeild: "I can't believe he did it by himself.
madi matronic? seriously?
derrickito
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:38 am
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matronic is my family name on my moms side. that's probably a relative, lots of them live up north.
ill slap her at the next burlington matronic family reunion
langston
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:48 am
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derrickito wrote:
matronic is my family name on my moms side. that's probably a relative, lots of them live up north.
ill slap her at the next burlington matronic family reunion
so if you drive there, are you automatronic?
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Resident Evil
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:26 pm
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What a badass!
henry
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:33 pm
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henry wrote:
looks like he's in greater ballardistan, anyone out there want to grab a L for me? I'll give you cash and a beer at westlake on thurs.
these shirts will only be topical for so long ... i must have mine asap
I'm with Henry here. If you can pick up a Large I will totally comp you on Thurs.
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MikeOD
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:21 pm
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I ride right past this block every day to/from work. I'll see if I can stop by Wed morning.
Who wants one?
x tehschkott - L
x derrickito - M
x joby - L
x henry - L
x pete jr - M
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pete jr
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:22 pm
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count me in for an M. was gonna go by tomorrow, but hey!
derrickito
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:36 pm
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derrick for a medium.
if im out on thursday it will be several hours late, but if you get one for me let me know (and how much) and ill get it to/from you
MikeOD
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:55 pm
Joined: 04 Feb 2006Posts: 545
I have one Large and one Medium in hand. That's all they had left in those sizes, but they're getting some more tomorrow. So I'll stop by Thursday morning to pick up the rest.
$10 each.
When I arrived they said Komo news had just left. They'll be on at 11:30 tonight. They said people are talking on the internet about boycotting them, so they're relieved that we're buying some shirts.
derrickito
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 8:00 pm
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boycotting? bah!
if this kid started robbing banks and giving the money to homeless shelters or food banks, he'd be a god.
derrickito
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:20 pm
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that screen printer is awesome. quote from him just on the news (paraphrasing):
"you can get a job at mcdonalds, or you can learn how to fly planes on the internet and be a great burglar. i think the kid made a wonderful decision"
langston
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:15 am
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
derrickito wrote:
that screen printer is awesome. quote from him just on the news (paraphrasing):
"you can get a job at mcdonalds, or you can learn how to fly planes on the internet and be a great burglar. i think the kid made a wonderful decision"
I agree with screen printer. Beats the hell out of living with his ma back in the trailer in BFE Camano.
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:33 am
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Career option as community service: Video show for children highlighting free education resources on the internet and providing short user reviews at the end of each show. Each month, watch Colton go on some fun adventure with things he learned about on the internet, and he did it all by himself!
Butterfly in the sky
I can fly twice as high
Take a look
It's in a web-article
A Reading Rainbow
I can go anywhere
Friends to know
And ways to grow
A Reading Rainbow
I can be anything
Take a look
It's in a web-article
A Reading Rainbow
A Reading Rainbow
WEBISODES!!! I'm sure: a) Levar would approve and b) we could get some sort of grant money for this.
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Sweeney
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:26 am
Joined: 18 Feb 2009Posts: 851Location: English Hill, Redmond
Learning how to fly shouldn't be too hard...
All you gotta do is type "Flight Manual" into the ever-powerful Google, choose the very first link, and you should be able to fly an SR-71 Blackbird in no time! I'm going to start studying right away... I don't want to crash land like this amateur Colton.
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Rogelio wrote:
Career option as community service: Video show for children highlighting free education resources on the internet and providing short user reviews at the end of each show. Each month, watch Colton go on some fun adventure with things he learned about on the internet, and he did it all by himself!
Butterfly in the sky
I can fly twice as high
Take a look
It's in a web-article
A Reading Rainbow
I can go anywhere
Friends to know
And ways to grow
A Reading Rainbow
I can be anything
Take a look
It's in a web-article
A Reading Rainbow
A Reading Rainbow
WEBISODES!!! I'm sure: a) Levar would approve and b) we could get some sort of grant money for this.
..but don't take my word for it.
tehschkott
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:29 am
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
Sweeney wrote:
Learning how to fly shouldn't be too hard...
All you gotta do is type "Flight Manual" into the ever-powerful Google, choose the very first link, and you should be able to fly an SR-71 Blackbird in no time! I'm going to start studying right away... I don't want to crash land like this amateur Colton.
The closest one at the Seattle Museum of Flight is not whole, but it doesn't say whether the one in Portland is operable. Let me know when you find out.
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Sweeney
Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:13 pm
Joined: 18 Feb 2009Posts: 851Location: English Hill, Redmond
Haha, nice find. Will D.A.R.Y.L. be the featured presentation at our next movie night?!
We can spot the Factual errors within the movie and learn from them before we go about getting our own!:
The General in D.A.R.Y.L. speaks about the airplane being able to outrun all available ordinance. While this is completely true, there are a few problems with this scene. The SR-71 was designed to fly at 80,000ft and cruise at Mach 3.2. However, Daryl is shown as wearing a standard oxygen mask and flight gear and his ejection would have been lethal at these parameters. Special flight suits were designed to withstand the heat and decompression of ejecting at this height and speed. It is much more likely that Daryl's stolen SR-71 was being flown at a low altitude and and speed (for this class of aircraft). If he were flying low enough and slow enough to survive the ejection (his passing out is potentially accurate), then surface-to-air ordinance would likely be capable of overtaking the craft.
mork the delayer wrote:
The closest one at the Seattle Museum of Flight is not whole, but it doesn't say whether the one in Portland is operable. Let me know when you find out.
G*retch is heading down to Portland tomorrow, we can send here on a secret mission to find out for us...
OR we could just steal a front loader/back hoe and wreck havoc like some other burglars did last weekend... jeez, what the heck has been going on here lately?...
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
mork the delayer wrote:
The closest one at the Seattle Museum of Flight is not whole, but it doesn't say whether the one in Portland is operable. Let me know when you find out.
correction. They have a complete one, and the nose cone of another that crashed. The restored cone is like the horsies outside Walmart, you can climb in and play ass-pilot. The complete jet is in the middle of the Great Gallery. It is very impressive in person.
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