dick wang's fatherJoined: 26 Aug 2008Posts: 1707Location: devenshire
Derrick Clark - Sheriff.
I love his cheeseburger platform.
derrickito
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:01 am
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whosa whatsit?
derrickito
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:02 am
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wait, did i just make it onto the ballot?
ive had a bit to drink. theres a drunk blonde snoring on my secitonal
corpusjuris
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 8:21 am
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derrickito wrote:
wait, did i just make it onto the ballot?
ive had a bit to drink. theres a drunk blonde snoring on my secitonal
Is she a butterface?
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derrickito
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:09 pm
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did i say that a little loud last night? whoops.
i had the spins for a good half hour when i got home.
ksep
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:58 pm
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done
and done
notice the full finger gloves. it's a little windy out, but nice day to vote by bike!
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fatasian
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:09 pm
dick wang's fatherJoined: 26 Aug 2008Posts: 1707Location: devenshire
2 votes. this could snow ball.
key lime
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:23 pm
it never happenedJoined: 13 Mar 2008Posts: 1142Location: Wallenfjord
Waitaminutewaitaminutewaitaminute
Who's Derrick Clark?
fatasian
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:25 pm
dick wang's fatherJoined: 26 Aug 2008Posts: 1707Location: devenshire
derrickito wrote:
did i say that a little loud last night? whoops.
i had the spins for a good half hour when i got home.
Next Friday's Anon first thread.
-jason
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:56 pm
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I cast my vote. Derrick Clark for Sheriff++
lantius
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:37 pm
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derrick for king county sheriff huh?
before i vote for him, i want to know that he's capable of the job. somebody get a video of him beating the crap out of jace and zack.
langston
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:15 pm
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done! Let's get him 1%
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PJ Diddy
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:23 pm
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Derrick Clark for Sheriff...
Done!
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derrickito
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:25 pm
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oh christ. this thing is getting legs.
i can only imagine (oh i can) what dirt the press could possibly find on me and smear me with if this took off somehow.
lantius
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:15 am
1337Joined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 6705Location: right over
dirt, on derrick?
we should have put something together for the primary.
anyhow, i look forward to my 1% of a cheeseburger for voting for you.
joeball
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:01 am
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Derrick is a swinger....I mean he packs a punch and can take on the bad guys.
ethan
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:24 am
Joined: 21 Jan 2008Posts: 920Location: Maple Leaf
wait, what's this 1% thing, that sounds familiar... is it that any candidate who gets 1% of the vote automatically gets put on the next ballot for that position???
at any rate... got my vote. Derrick Clark for Sheriff!
sorahn
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:44 am
i'll eat your pussy like alf (11yo)Joined: 15 Oct 2009Posts: 464Location: Beacon Hill
Such a pretty dress. And highly reflective too!
Pretty much a winner for every occasion.
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corpusjuris
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:14 am
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joeball wrote:
Derrick is a swinger....I mean he packs a punch and can take on the bad guys.
This would make for an amazing piece of direct mail. If only I'd known about this a little earlier in the cycle, I could have drafted a campaign plan. As it stands, this will make for a great bit of after-action targeting reports. I'll put together a nice little graphic that shows precincts with the most .83 presence, in case of a need for canvassing in future elections. Depending on my professional life next year, I'm down to actually run somebody for something stupid like comptroller.
Holy hell, what if there were like 40 .83 precinct committee officers?
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langston
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:27 am
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
corpusjuris wrote:
joeball wrote:
Derrick is a swinger....I mean he packs a punch and can take on the bad guys.
This would make for an amazing piece of direct mail. If only I'd known about this a little earlier in the cycle, I could have drafted a campaign plan. As it stands, this will make for a great bit of after-action targeting reports. I'll put together a nice little graphic that shows precincts with the most .83 presence, in case of a need for canvassing in future elections. Depending on my professional life next year, I'm down to actually run somebody for something stupid like comptroller.
Holy hell, what if there were like 40 .83 precinct committee officers?
Its on. Cascade lobbies the Government, we ARE the Government. Or, at least we will be.
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henry
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:47 pm
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but he's not blown out of the water like derrick. when are we going to hear mr. clark's concession speech?
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lantius
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:31 am
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jeff wrote:
i'm jeff and i like to poop on stuff and i like to eat my own poop
ftfy.
corpusjuris
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:23 am
Don't you ever lie to meJoined: 12 May 2008Posts: 1059Location: Boat on a hill
Well shit:
"Mr. Gibson:
Write-in votes will not be tallied unless the number of write-in votes
plus the sum of the number of under votes and over votes could make a
difference in the results for a specific race.
Thank you,
Kortney Kinzer
Election Operations"
Which means I won't get to have a precinct-by-precinct breakdown. Balls.
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Bullshit, don't they have machines with the same new fangled "OCR" technology that my fucking Diebold (diebold!) ATM has to do this automatically? Vote by mail seems to allow the county to lurk in the dark ages.
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the dreaded ben
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