god i love when corporations make fun of fat kids.
langston
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:54 pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
I got so much work done today! Actually I spent more time reading Salon and Slate Magazine on MSN than usual, but still. Faced with a deadline and much $$$ under goal, I was able to get quite a bit done.
Nice to be back amongst my fellow slackers.
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the dreaded ben
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:55 pm
Grumpy GreebJoined: 20 Aug 2005Posts: 5329Location: flavor country
Torch wrote:
btw, i totally miss you all when the server goes down like that, and now i feel all warm and safe to have you back in my life.
anyone wanna spoon?
i'll spoon anyone that comes on the ride tonight.
Torch
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:57 pm
TerranceJoined: 24 Jul 2005Posts: 1637Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
god i love when corporations make fun of fat kids.
big part of the reason why i use them. their monthly "newsletters" are fucking hilarious, too.
dreamhost september newsletter wrote:
Welcome Happy DreamHost customers, to another action-packed issue of
the DreamHost September newsletter!
This is a *special* edition because I've decided to take a time out from
the fascinating world of Web Hosting to make what is most likely a
futile attempt to broaden the horizons of Internet NERDS the world over.
Here we go.
Dear Internet NERD, there are other things in life BESIDES the Internet.
Things that actually *matter*, things that fill the hollow shell of your
soul with light and love, things worth _dying_ for.
I'm speaking, of course, of professional sports.
More specifically, the NFL, NBA, NHL, and MLB! (MLS and the olympics on
the other hand are things "you just don't discuss in polite company").
Where better to celebrate them than the September DreamHost newsletter,
seeing as it comes out in October and October is the only month of the
year (assuming you consider November 1st part of October) when all four
IMPORTANT leagues are in session? It truly is every healthy, god-
fearing, red-meat-eating, disco-avoiding, female-objectifying, American
male's DREAM MONTH!
Not to mention at the end of the month we get to dress up like pirates,
robots, ninjas and/or monkeys and eat all the sausage we can for
Hallowiener!
The rest of the newsletter I will devote to imparting my immense
knowledge of modern US sports to the less fortunate, namely you!
... and so forth.
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- Salvador Dali
megafauna
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:58 pm
Joined: 06 Oct 2005Posts: 250Location: first hill
Is there a specific part of Red Square I need to come to for my spooning? By the obelisk? I worry that I might not see y'all if everyone is taking shelter from the rain.
the dreaded ben
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:02 pm
Grumpy GreebJoined: 20 Aug 2005Posts: 5329Location: flavor country
megafauna wrote:
Is there a specific part of Red Square I need to come to for my spooning? By the obelisk? I worry that I might not see y'all if everyone is taking shelter from the rain.
i bet we'll be the folks with bikes.
Torch
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:03 pm
TerranceJoined: 24 Jul 2005Posts: 1637Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
i wish i could come tonight, but alas, working late once again.
somedays i hate my life.
_________________ "the only difference between me and a madman is that i am not mad."
- Salvador Dali
megafauna
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:13 pm
Joined: 06 Oct 2005Posts: 250Location: first hill
the dreaded ben wrote:
megafauna wrote:
Is there a specific part of Red Square I need to come to for my spooning? By the obelisk? I worry that I might not see y'all if everyone is taking shelter from the rain.
i bet we'll be the folks with bikes.
bikes? i thought we were talking about spooning.
derrickito
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:38 pm
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spooning leads to forking
gr8noise
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:01 pm
Joined: 29 Jul 2005Posts: 193Location: Ballard
derrickito wrote:
who forgot to feed the gerbils?
:)
And I thought that Boeing was blocking it.... good that that wasn't the case.....
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