I'll start... with someone else's bag. Can you guess who? Hint: former .83
* soma anti-jack
* cable
* pump
* almost useless multi-tool
* tube(s)
* levers
* brooks saddle wrench
* spoke wrench
* chainbreaker
* extra links
* patch kit
* thompson bag for consolidating tools
* passport (only ID I have)
* wallet (not pictured because I assume you would all steal from it if you knew what it looked like)
* map
* Telus bill generator/cell phone
* arm warmers
* extra jacket (usually rain jacket)
* iPod and headphones
* Steven Hawking's A Breif History Of Time
* knog lights
* top tube pad (sometimes hides pen)
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lantius
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:34 pm
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well, that is meat's top tube pad. but in this club that could mean anything.
who keeps their top tube pad in their bag though?
lantius
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:37 pm
1337Joined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 6705Location: right over
okay, here's another one. can you guess whose bag has these contents?
derrickito
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 3:15 pm
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arghghgh!
ksep
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 7:45 pm
Joined: 27 Jan 2007Posts: 1879Location: Westlake
lantius wrote:
well, that is meat's top tube pad.
You win! Here's your (oh too familiar) present:
__________________________________________________________________________^ more meat
cc700
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:21 am
Joined: 12 Jan 2009Posts: 35Location: queen anne commuter
can i play?
kemmerbag
cargo bungee
lock/cable
miniu
warm gloves
cold gloves
nashbar jacket
lensbaby
tools
pump
tube
patch
bright flashlight and mount
communications
if on a winter's night a traveler
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Rogelio
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:11 am
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Blurb.
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Sweeney
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:22 am
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Rogelio wrote:
Blurb.
WTF Rogelio, a heavy ass roll of quarters?! Are you trying to punch someone in the face with that in your fist or somethin'? Hope you got my back at the next bar fight...
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It always worked for James Rockford.
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pete jr
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:46 am
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cc700 wrote:
can i play?
if on a winter's night a traveler
always preferred cosmicomics. if on a winter's night a traveler seems to be the one that gets talked up, though- if you like his stuff at all, give it a try! like everything else, it's really short.
Chip McShoulder
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:02 am
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pete jr wrote:
cc700 wrote:
can i play?
if on a winter's night a traveler
always preferred cosmicomics. if on a winter's night a traveler seems to be the one that gets talked up, though- if you like his stuff at all, give it a try! like everything else, it's really short.
I read Invisible Cities. And didn't really like it at all. For whatever that's worth.
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yeah that one blows chunks.
corpusjuris
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:28 pm
Don't you ever lie to meJoined: 12 May 2008Posts: 1059Location: Boat on a hill
Sweeney wrote:
Rogelio wrote:
Blurb.
WTF Rogelio, a heavy ass roll of quarters?! Are you trying to punch someone in the face with that in your fist or somethin'? Hope you got my back at the next bar fight...
That was the first fucking thing I saw, as well.
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mork the delayer
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:42 pm
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That shit must be photoshopped.
Or do you clean your bags every day.? Mine is mostly full of bottle caps, corks, receipts, valve caps, rubber bands and crap like that.
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Rogelio
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:55 pm
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mork the delayer wrote:
That shit must be photoshopped.
Or do you clean your bags every day.? Mine is mostly full of bottle caps, corks, receipts, valve caps, rubber bands and crap like that.
Funny story: I just cleaned out the bottle caps yesterday and I didn't feel like emptying out all the grass and crumpled mini post-it notes, plus I think there might be broken glass and/or needles in the corners if I go exploring with my fingertips.
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derrickito
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:54 pm
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dumped my bike bag onto a tarp the other night in my kitchen. glass, schmutz, goo i couldn't identify, my tools, magnums, misc what whats, and clothes. each and every item smothered in eggs and wine. i hand washed all of it.
andre and lee, paybacks will be slow but furious. when you least expect it.
lantius
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:05 pm
1337Joined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 6705Location: right over
the fuck did i do?
derrickito
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:22 pm
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i still owe you something im sure. and you were there. or something.
alexandrab
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:34 pm
Joined: 21 Aug 2009Posts: 186Location: the hill
I don't have a camera, but i do have a bag with the following contents:
wallet
a gang of keys
two blue ballpoint pens
mcsweeney's issue 20
mcsweeney's issue 16
mcsweeney's early fall 2004
a 13-inch macbook pro
a power supply for said macbook
a tiny pump
a spare tube
lubriderm lotion
antibacterial soap
one striped mitten
a notebook for jotting
a multitool
several copies from edward gorey's the evil garden
a beat up prescription bottle that just has vitamins in it
a packing list for ten mcsweeney's books
a receipt for $13.69 spent at a sewing store
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Eric_s
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:16 pm
Joined: 07 Mar 2007Posts: 1691Location: the dirty south
My fucking piece of shit Verizon ENV-2 won't talk to my lappy, though I did manage to sync with two random people who had their bluetooth on and were sitting close enough. So, not my lappy that's the problem, but the piece of shit Verizon ENV-2. dear google....
My bag contains:
Enough bike tools to fix a flat or steal handlebars. (really mini pump, patch kit, tire levers, multitool)
Chocolate.
Tea, both herbal and green.
A pencil sharpener.
Two wooden pencils.
An eraser.
Two pens.
A pocket calendar
An Ipod + headphones.
School books (specifically, Linear Algebra, and my notebook for my first class).
Random assorted garbage, such as a t shirt, hats, and garbage.
A coffee Mug.
A U-Lock.
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Spealunker
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:34 pm
sargeJoined: 08 Sep 2005Posts: 308Location: Fort Bragg NC
Sean also lacks a camera at the moment but my bag contents are as follows:
7 30rd Magizines of 5.56mm
2 15rd Magizines of 9mm
Gloves
6.5 in boot knife
One Knee Pad
2 Elbow Pads
A Flashbang
One MRE just in case
2 Pairs of Socks
T-Shirt (Tan)
Gortex Pants (ACU)
Gortex Top (ACU)
iPhone And headphones
langston
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:41 am
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
I recently cleaned all the detritus out of my pannier, here is what is in there now;
my fall cycling kit of polypro tights, hiking shorts & lycra liner, long sleeve shirt
allen metric tool set
MacGuyver multitool
ducttape
old patchkit full of fender nuts & random screws/bolts
pump
tube
patchkit
booties
warm weather long finger gloves
short finger gloves
foul/cold weather long finger gloves
hat
ipod & headphones
Canon camera with a dead battery and no charger, hence no photo
beer coozy
drugs
airport bottle of Jameson
checkbook
wallet
keys
charger for headlight & cellphone
clean underwear
surgical 1st aid kit. road-side stitches!
backup flashlight
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joeball
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:01 am
Joined: 24 Jul 2005Posts: 6037Location: Ether
derrickito wrote:
dumped my bike bag onto a tarp the other night in my kitchen. glass, schmutz, goo i couldn't identify, my tools, magnums, misc what whats, and clothes. each and every item smothered in eggs and wine. i hand washed all of it.
andre and lee, paybacks will be slow but furious. when you least expect it.
ha, you turned on your own troops and pelted us with eggs outside of flowers. I know my bike and I and mini-ito had plenty of egg on us before your ammo dump spontaneously exploded.
DJ Strangelove
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:18 pm
Joined: 12 Feb 2009Posts: 75Location: West Seattle
Sweater
Raincoat
Small, semipermeable raincoat
T-Shirt
Big, wool socks
Gloves
Extra tube
Plastic Bag
Toiletries bag
Man and His Symbols by Carl G. Jung
Toothbrush
Deodorant
Different Deodorant
Toothpaste
Itch Stopping Cream
Sunscreen
Small Sunscreen
Bike Farm sticker
4 quarters
floss
Cut up inner tube
juggling balls
Frame Pump
Big Chain tool
Little Chain tool
Tire lever/ 15 mm socket/ 15 mm spanner/ bottle opener tool
Cartridge Bottom Bracket removy socket
Cassette Lockring Socket
Suntour 4-notch freewheel remover
Shimano freewheel remover
Multi Spoke wrench
Single Spoke wrench
Little Adjustable wrench
Big adjustable wrench
4 tire levers
allen wrench set
Boeshield
Phil Tenacious Oil
Campy SpecialGrease
Rubber Cement
Blue Locktight
Obenauf's Leather Preservative
Weird Pliers
Chainring bolt holder thing
Brooks stretchy tool
Crank Puller
Brake
Brake Lever
Weird, useless socket holder
2 washers
rubber thing
Campy Record Skewer End
Session Bottle Cap (Rock)
4 quarters
Assorted Cone Wrenches
Extra Light
Kryptonite New York Lock
Kryptonite 7 ft cable
Drumsticks
Notebook
Rubberband
Bottom Bracket Lockring tool/ Headset Wrench
Pedal wrench/ chainwhip
Screw Driver
2 patch Kits
Master Link
Dirty Contact Lens Case
Bicycle Quarterly
Wright Bros. Wheelcraft Method
Various Homeworks
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Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:28 pm
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key lime
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:30 pm
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Rubber gloves
Lotion
it's true, ask Joeball
henry
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:42 pm
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Why the fuck do you guys carry so much shit around?
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