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Okay, no more stealing microphones from karaoke joints. That means you Aaron Bradford. We all got searched and Kristen had a bottle of Bourbon taken from her by the bouncers because someone shoved a mic damn near up my ass at the cuff. It was funny the first time, but last night went a bit too far. Someone owes kristen a bottle of bourbon.
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kristen
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:18 pm
yeah, sploosh.Joined: 19 Jul 2009Posts: 503Location: the parched hellscape of SF
there's a first for everything. never had i ever been kicked out of a bar. i guess i can cross that item off of the ol' bucket list. i just always figured it would be for something a bit more epic than not finishing my bourbon before entering said bar. *sigh*
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lantius
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:20 pm
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it wasn't funny the first time.
langston
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:29 pm
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or you just not bring outside liqour into bars and don't steal stuff from said bars.
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Rogelio
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:33 pm
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langston wrote:
or you just not bring outside liqour into bars and don't steal stuff from said bars.
Everyone, please to leave your liquor out in your cars if you plan on stealing from the bar.
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kristen
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:46 pm
yeah, sploosh.Joined: 19 Jul 2009Posts: 503Location: the parched hellscape of SF
langston wrote:
or you just not bring outside liqour into bars
lesson learned.
langston wrote:
don't steal stuff from said bars.
wasn't me. the stolen mic resulted in bag checks, during which the bouncers discovered my bourbon and subsequently asked me to leave.
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Chip McShoulder
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:23 pm
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wait, did you get kicked out _and_ the guy stole your alcohol? i'm pretty sure bouncers aren't empowered by the state of washington to confiscate your shit.
kristen
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:23 pm
yeah, sploosh.Joined: 19 Jul 2009Posts: 503Location: the parched hellscape of SF
lantius wrote:
wait, did you get kicked out _and_ the guy stole your alcohol?
yep. they may have even dumped it out. let's take a moment of silence in memory of my bottle of bourbon.
lantius wrote:
i'm pretty sure bouncers aren't empowered by the state of washington to confiscate your shit.
i don't know about this, but i know people who work in bars. sisters, pls to share your thoughts?
fourfingersdown wrote:
Someone owes kristen a bottle of bourbon.
dear someone: pls to submit payment in the form of bulleit. make it knob creek and i just might love you forever. kthx.
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tehschkott
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:34 pm
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This is why we can't have nice things.
Aaron Bradford. Check. We have good luck with Aaron's don't we.
I miss all the good stuff.
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derrickito
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:54 pm
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i just spoke with aaron. he's a bonehead. he drinks way too much and regularly makes bad decisions.
he's going to set you up with a nice bottle of bourbon. i gave him your number
henry
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:06 pm
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I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to bring booze into a bar ... unless you are somehow supplying that bar with it's booze supply.
Alcohol is a controlled substance. Although i intend to show very little self control when it comes to my consumption of it tonight.
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henry wrote:
I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to bring booze into a bar ... unless you are somehow supplying that bar with it's booze supply.
Alcohol is a controlled substance. Although i intend to show very little self control when it comes to my consumption of it tonight.
i did a little poking around and can't find anything in the rcw or the wac that says an individual can't bring booze into a bar and not consume it. i did find an... interesting... list of prohibited conduct.
now, the owner of an establishment can restrict all kinds of behavior, and rightly ought, but if you have a rule that says "no white sneakers" and kick me out for violating it, you don't get to keep my sneakers.
what's more, since liquor is a controlled substance, it seems to me like a bar might actually get in trouble for taking possession of same from anybody other than a licensed distributor.
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As a man with proclivities towards the 'spensive bottles, I'd like to know my rights when my booze is attempting to walk away from my messenger bag.
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point83_lawyer
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:33 pm
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As your lawyer, I recommend you not steal microphones from karaoke venues, and not give bars that we might want to return to a reason to be unreasonable about the booze they find on us when forced to search for said equipment.
I believe this is covered in rule 12 of the all too germane wisdom as found in the point83 TOS.
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