you fuckers have outgrown Ben's place. he also doesn't like you very much. he also hates thanksgiving as he was supposed to post this thread last week.
this year the pre-ride kill a native for christ feast will be at my house.
I will be making the foul, stuffing, gravy, and various other starches.
bring something to drink and share. if you're a goddamn vegetarian you'll have to supply your own salt soaked artificially flavored block of soy been curd.
RSVP like now so I know how big of a bird(s) to get.
I have more kitchen gadgets then martha fucking stewart so you should be able to prep/cook anything. oven/burners are limited however. don't touch my knives unless you want to get stabbed. also if you need to cook some sort of soy product you may want to bring your own pan.
my house is here. 210 28th Ave. Seattle WA, 98122. show up round noonish, eat at ~2-3ish
Ben has already signed up to help out with plates and utensils, and I think they are doing something with sweet potatoes.
and now this...
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+2 (beau, me)
- broccoli casserole (this is Beau's creation and it's "fucking good and white trash", apparently)
- undecided on the rest. going to see what you fools are bringing and fill in the gaps. thinking spicy sweet potato casserole with bacon from Cook's. It's good shit.
- booze-wise: something brown.
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laura & I, and I'm pretty sure sketchy & laurel the squirrel. and maybe another person.
we're gonna do a big salad, sweet potatoes, and possibly braised leeks.
maybe a pie. probably hot buttered rum.
all of which will be made entirely of tofu.
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So, no I don't wanna be involved in your Gangster Disciple Giving
the forces of Gentrification are in place and doing our part. How many .83 we have in the east CD now, 4? Oh and I won't be attending your Thanksgiving as I will be in Everott with mi familia. I'll be at the ride, with mulled wine.
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"Gangster Crips 83" is listed on there.
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What time?
If we end up making it over we will have a dessert in hand and won't be eating any bird.
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weird I had the time in the OP. noonish at the earliest. unless you want to see me before I've had coffee and get skullfucked by a beretta.
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derrickito wrote:
"Gangster Crips 83" is listed on there.
Should we start a "Sister gang/club" affiliation?
Doubt they would be interested in our extensive bike knowledge, maybe our drinkin' knowledge? Swap for street protection?
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 1:21 pm
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tictoc wrote:
Should we start a "Sister gang/club" affiliation?
Doubt they would be interested in our extensive bike knowledge, maybe our drinkin' knowledge? Swap for street protection?
we have extensive bike knowledge?
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Wait, I think this could work.
We might be able to convince them of the bicycle thing:
1. Its a pretty damn stealthy way of moving around the city.
2. They would be the 1st street gang to go green.
I think we could definatly get McGinn involved.
I see the Headlines now:
Seattle Street Gang Goes "Green"
Seattle mayor elect, the "Bike Mayor " , Mike McGinn has announced a plan to assist a local street gang to move to bicycles. The Gangster Crips 83 street gang has agreed to use bikes in 75% of their gang activities, a move jump started by a local, drunk, bike group, point83. Derrick Ito, a member of .83 commented, "We thought it would be cool to get them to move from 4 wheel whips to 2 wheel whips. Hurts the earth less." McGinn says "We have seen this work with heroin users, we can't get them to stop but we can at least make thier addiction safer. I think the same idea apllies here." .
Yeah I'm bored....
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the dreaded ben wrote:
tictoc wrote:
Should we start a "Sister gang/club" affiliation?
Doubt they would be interested in our extensive bike knowledge, maybe our drinkin' knowledge? Swap for street protection?
I'll bake bread and bring roasted brussuel sprouts. Possibly pie.
Happy Stick Person
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:32 am
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so roughly ~a dozen so far. I'll be picking up the bird this weekend so if you plan on coming speak up! or you will be forced to sit in a corner and watch everyone else eat.
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stick 1
stick 2
laura greening
mr. laura greening
scott
ms. rabuck
beau
sketchy
laural (+1 more?)
ally (+1?)
peter
larry 1
larry 2
for dessert:
ball 1
ball 2
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the dreaded ben wrote:
LISTS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS
stick 1
stick 2
laura greening
mr. laura greening
scott
ms. rabuck
beau
sketchy
laural (+1 more?)
ally (+1?)
peter
larry 1
larry 2
for dessert:
ball 1
ball 2
eh, me +1. I'm going to try and drag someone with me. I don't know who yet. Some wayward soul no doubt.
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I'm a soft maybe.
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jeff wrote:
I'm a soft maybe.
That's what she said.
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No +1 for me.
Any sense of how many vegetarians we have?
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Oops, Christine and I +1. Also we have a fresh ham we have been brining and curing since Sunday to supplement the bird HappyStick is preparing. Everyone loves pig.
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Bird is a little on the huge side ~24lbs.
the menu thus far;
roast turkey with honey tabasco glaze
pecan cornbread stuffing (vegetarian version also)
garlic dill mashed yukon gold potatoes
gratin dauphinoise
corn souffle
carnberry sauce
baked apples
ham al la truck
Greening Salad
sweet potatoes
white trash broccoli casserole
vegan crap and whisky
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Holy shit. Can I borrow someone elses stomach? I'll want an extra.
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add: brie with this spicy cranberry sauce that kicks major booty
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 1:42 pm
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Also:
Rosemary sage biscuits.
Hazelnut, sprout and shallot hash (+bacon if the vegetarians don't speak up).
Apple and scotch soaked cherry pie.
Happy Stick Person
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having not worked in a kitchen for a few years now, I'm missing a callous I desperately need. my goddamn hand is bleeding from the spine of my knife!!!
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I somehow feel the need to warn all of you that my +1 is a 2 year old girl. Not my 2 year old girl (THANK GOD!) but a child none the less. She does great in large groups of drunk adults and you don't need to watch your behavior or language around her. I know this can be hard for some of you. Just a heads up.
No....... my +1 2 year old little girl is not Ryan Wreyford
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I reserve the right to to cook this child for second dinner should it piss me off.
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