daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
But but but... your boat is The October!
And I agree with Pete. Put that on the cover.
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key lime
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:50 pm
it never happenedJoined: 13 Mar 2008Posts: 1142Location: Wallenfjord
jsmg wrote:
I'm kind of thinking about an Oktoberfest theme now. If Bott wants to swap that would be rad, otherwise September works just fine.
Now, to find some lederhosen.
Just in case you didn't know, Bott lives on a boat. The boat is named October...
Plus September is when Oktoberbest really takes place, so why not, right?
By the by, I have just secured my fuzzy bunny hood rental for saturday.
We are all posing with our BIKES, right?
bott
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:00 pm
will kill you in your sleepJoined: 27 Jul 2005Posts: 868Location: Landlandia
there will be a bike. somewhere. maybe in the background with a PBR, blinking right when the camera clicks.
is it wrong just to bring beer, boxer briefs, swords, cigarettes and just go from there?
oh, and a bike. yeah, bikes.
tehschkott
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:06 pm
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
key lime wrote:
We are all posing with our BIKES, right?
I might pose with a horse. That's cool, right?
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bott
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:07 pm
will kill you in your sleepJoined: 27 Jul 2005Posts: 868Location: Landlandia
tehschkott wrote:
key lime wrote:
We are all posing with our BIKES, right?
I might pose with a horse. That's cool, right?
death-by-horsecock reference in 3... 2... 1...
key lime
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:09 pm
it never happenedJoined: 13 Mar 2008Posts: 1142Location: Wallenfjord
They might mistake certain anatomy with that of a horse.
derrickito
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:11 pm
now with 50 percent more EVILJoined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 10566
i could use a christmas colored bike. my fixie is pretty (never ride it) but it's blue and yellow. anyone have a christmas colored bike in pretty condition?
seriously, i need little half dressed elves. whos in? elves with boobs are acceptable too.
henry
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:12 pm
somewhat piggishJoined: 05 Aug 2005Posts: 5415Location: on porch with shotgun
I at no point showed any interest in posing for this thing. For the record.
it never happenedJoined: 13 Mar 2008Posts: 1142Location: Wallenfjord
derrickito wrote:
i could use a christmas colored bike. my fixie is pretty (never ride it) but it's blue and yellow. anyone have a christmas colored bike in pretty condition?
seriously, i need little half dressed elves. whos in? elves with boobs are acceptable too.
Ray has that red-n-green Eddy Merckxzsntzllllbmkjgfsdt
But good luck gettin it from him, especially by Sat
elves with boobs are *preferred*
tehschkott
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:21 pm
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
Hey I want elves in my shot too!
Or maybe midgets.
Midgets with boobs preferred.
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key lime
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:26 pm
it never happenedJoined: 13 Mar 2008Posts: 1142Location: Wallenfjord
I just want some children in my shoot.
Somebody else can go as pedobear. In which case you'd just shoot in some children.
henry
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:45 pm
somewhat piggishJoined: 05 Aug 2005Posts: 5415Location: on porch with shotgun
Amanda says: "dude, one of those boys better be ready to cover up their cock with a pussy"
Joined: 05 Jan 2009Posts: 12Location: Olympia - some weekends in Seattle
Derrick - Please tell me someone will be sitting on your lap, telling you what he wants for Christmas!
Also - sign me up for the editorial board!
jsmg
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:56 pm
baby bearJoined: 23 Aug 2009Posts: 843Location: your mom
key lime wrote:
jsmg wrote:
I'm kind of thinking about an Oktoberfest theme now. If Bott wants to swap that would be rad, otherwise September works just fine.
Now, to find some lederhosen.
Just in case you didn't know, Bott lives on a boat. The boat is named October...
Plus September is when Oktoberbest really takes place, so why not, right?
I did not know! But honestly, September is fine.
key lime
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:08 pm
it never happenedJoined: 13 Mar 2008Posts: 1142Location: Wallenfjord
i also have lederhosen, but they fit me pretty snug so I'm guessing they're a bit small on ya
Chip McShoulder
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:21 pm
dog licking ice cream coneJoined: 11 Aug 2008Posts: 3022Location: Rainbow Road
henry wrote:
Amanda says: "dude, one of those boys better be ready to cover up their cock with a pussy"
I'll volunteer for that, as long as you will provide the cat. I haven't had much luck with my puppy search.
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I think I'll get in on this.
fourfingersdown
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:03 pm
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Can i please to have august? Have some "bear season" ideas, or possibly women's underwear. Because we all know how much i loove women's underwear.
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derrickito
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:21 pm
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this is going to be the best calendar in the history of calendars.
langston
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:26 pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
derrickito wrote:
this is going to be the best calendar in the history of calendars.
I have a thoroughly tasteless MLK themed shoot in mind.
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henry
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:43 pm
somewhat piggishJoined: 05 Aug 2005Posts: 5415Location: on porch with shotgun
langston wrote:
derrickito wrote:
this is going to be the best calendar in the history of calendars.
I have a thoroughly tasteless MLK themed shoot in mind.
Wait--sit around with Meg, Jeni, AND Clair judging hairy naked men and their bicycles?
I'm pretty sure that's all I want for Christmas. In for editorial if there's still an open spot!
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langston
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:53 pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
alexandrab wrote:
Ms. Clair wrote:
Also - sign me up for the editorial board!
Wait--sit around with Meg, Jeni, AND Clair judging hairy naked men and their bicycles?
I'm pretty sure that's all I want for Christmas. In for editorial if there's still an open spot!
only if you liveblog it
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mcrawfor
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:03 pm
Joined: 09 May 2006Posts: 1039Location: Ballard
Sweeney wrote:
Shall we start a more formal list to see who the hell is actually doing this?
You can do this if you want, and I'll honor it the best I can. Due to our usual flakiness and the tight schedule, however, I'm not going to wait if someone's late and I have a replacement.
Extra shots from extra people are therefore encouraged.
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mcrawfor
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:07 pm
Joined: 09 May 2006Posts: 1039Location: Ballard
key lime wrote:
We are all posing with our BIKES, right?
Yes. Please remember the rules in the OP: must include a bike.
I'm adding a new rule - no bare genitals. I will not cross that legal boundary.
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mcrawfor
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:14 pm
Joined: 09 May 2006Posts: 1039Location: Ballard
alexandrab wrote:
Ms. Clair wrote:
Also - sign me up for the editorial board!
In for editorial if there's still an open spot!
I will create a separate thread/invite for the editorial when I have some content. Straight men and lesbians need not apply. I'm allowed cause I'm bankrolling this nightmare, it has nothing to do with my orientation i swear.
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btm
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 5:15 pm
Joined: 02 Jul 2008Posts: 493Location: Rural Maine
I'm in for the beard page at least. Will go further on the first date if there are not already 12 excited men out there. Time and place decided on yet?
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