Bring: Yourself, a bike, a light, a bike related gift for a white elephant exchange, some money for dinner and drinks.
If you have been in years past you have an idea of what to expect. If you are new prepare for off/on road racing, dark, cold, whiskey, cheese.
More details, specifically a meet up location, will be released closer to the date. Mark you calendars and find that gift. It can be new or used, hand made or manufactured, large or small.
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derrickito
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:09 am
now with 50 percent more EVILJoined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 10566
disaster! weeee
laura
Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:47 am
Joined: 22 Jun 2007Posts: 1050Location: wherever the dance party is
I just want to say that an awesome gift was found in PDX and was purchased specifically for this event. Can't wait!
DISASTER TIME! Lee, you better have the blinky lights on the Pugsley again this year.
dog licking ice cream coneJoined: 11 Aug 2008Posts: 3022Location: Rainbow Road
Monie wrote:
lantius wrote:
i wonder if we'll get some again this year?
Kissing? Probably not. You guys have gotten old.
Coincidentally, I just sat down and ran the numbers... I will have aged just over 11 months this year. There were a couple vacation weeks in August where I only aged 3 days total.
Though the next couple weekends are certain to prematurely age me such that I break even for 2009. Oh well.
That's my birthday! Too bad I'll be in San Diego. Oh well...
joeball
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:13 pm
Joined: 24 Jul 2005Posts: 6037Location: Ether
Don't even think about skipping out next Saturday
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Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
Alex
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:04 pm
Joined: 18 May 2006Posts: 3128Location: Roosevelt
Wherez the prefunc?
joeball
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:20 pm
Joined: 24 Jul 2005Posts: 6037Location: Ether
Prefunk: Cafe MET at Boylston and Olive
Time: 4:30pm
key lime
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:04 pm
it never happenedJoined: 13 Mar 2008Posts: 1142Location: Wallenfjord
Oh good, the 'tain'. I haven't been there for a while.
lantius
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:08 pm
1337Joined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 6705Location: right over
don't forget to tip well.
the dreaded ben
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:33 pm
Grumpy GreebJoined: 20 Aug 2005Posts: 5329Location: flavor country
OM|FGY!!!!
I"M SO FUCKING PUMPED
tehschkott
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:50 pm
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
I have good gifts for the white elephant. You won't be disappointed.
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Sweeney
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:52 am
Joined: 18 Feb 2009Posts: 851Location: English Hill, Redmond
Stoked! Though there may not be snow this year, the weather forecast is shaping up well: "We'll only see a few scattered showers on Friday, and Saturday should be dry until well after dark. Highs will once again hover near the 50 degree mark."-KOMO4
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GIVE ME FUCKING SNOW ALREADY
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sorahn
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:16 am
i'll eat your pussy like alf (11yo)Joined: 15 Oct 2009Posts: 464Location: Beacon Hill
Take your tires off, and it'll snow.
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bott
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:30 am
will kill you in your sleepJoined: 27 Jul 2005Posts: 868Location: Landlandia
sorahn wrote:
Take your tires off, and it'll snow.
take your pants off, i'll make it rain.
sorahn
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:13 am
i'll eat your pussy like alf (11yo)Joined: 15 Oct 2009Posts: 464Location: Beacon Hill
bott wrote:
sorahn wrote:
Take your tires off, and it'll snow.
take your pants off, i'll make it rain.
They're already off.
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bott
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:18 am
will kill you in your sleepJoined: 27 Jul 2005Posts: 868Location: Landlandia
Alex
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:01 pm
Joined: 18 May 2006Posts: 3128Location: Roosevelt
Sweeney wrote:
Stoked! Though there may not be snow this year, the weather forecast is shaping up well: "We'll only see a few scattered showers on Friday, and Saturday should be dry until well after dark. Highs will once again hover near the 50 degree mark."-KOMO4
Best news I've heard all week! Christine and I have our White Elephant gives wrapped, and I don't think anyone will be disappointed what I have on offer.
Now to find some xmas lights for the tandem.
lantius
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:35 am
1337Joined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 6705Location: right over
pro tip: in years past i have found battery-operated christmas lights on significant discount at this time of year at walgreen's and rite-aid.
joeball
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:32 am
Joined: 24 Jul 2005Posts: 6037Location: Ether
Alex I have a set you can have if you don't find any.
langston
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:33 am
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
I bought mine online this year. Got some cool wide angle LEDs and cashback with Bing. True story!
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key lime
Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:41 pm
it never happenedJoined: 13 Mar 2008Posts: 1142Location: Wallenfjord
This year I'm too poor to buy any white elephant gift so I made something instead - an identical headband to the powerful red one I wear all the time and everybody is reportedly "so jealous" of.
Who wants it?!
also: not really
joeball
Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:36 pm
Joined: 24 Jul 2005Posts: 6037Location: Ether
Hey oh, I think I already mentioned this but gifts can be new or old, big or small, bought or made. Maybe there are some neat old parts you have stashed away but will never use. Or maybe you have some cookies you made maybe you want to make a golden shower gift certificate. Be creative.
langston
Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:33 pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
joeball wrote:
Hey oh, I think I already mentioned this but gifts can be new or old, big or small, bought or made. Maybe there are some neat old parts you have stashed away but will never use. Or maybe you have some cookies you made maybe you want to make a golden shower gift certificate. Be creative.
I have a nice fifth of Johnnie Walker Black, with a custom .83 label with matching JW rocks glasses. Take that, creativity.
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Rogelio
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:58 am
Joined: 31 Jul 2007Posts: 3092Location: Pos, aya, por la Corona-Alta-Madera y que no.
key lime wrote:
This year I'm too poor to buy any white elephant gift so I made something instead - an identical headband to the powerful red one I wear all the time and everybody is reportedly "so jealous" of.
Who wants it?!
also: not really
I got really excited about Lemke brand head wear for a sec.
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fatasian
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:08 am
dick wang's fatherJoined: 26 Aug 2008Posts: 1707Location: devenshire
Keeps the phones handy. I will be calling after wifey pants Christmas function.
SKETCHY
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:00 am
Joined: 25 Aug 2007Posts: 336Location: Everywhere
I will be there at the park with very large stoves for hot water for hot tittys. tottys
And drinking heavely, so i can pee on people, cause thats what we do now.
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mork the delayer
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:01 pm
Joined: 06 Apr 2006Posts: 548Location: Providence, RI
SKETCHY wrote:
I will be there at the park with very large stoves for hot water for hot tittys. tottys
And drinking heavely, so i can pee on people, cause thats what we do now.
Which park is that?
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tehschkott
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:10 pm
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
SKETCHY wrote:
I will be there at the park with very large stoves for hot water for hot tittys. tottys
And drinking heavely, so i can pee on people, cause thats what we do now.
You see what you fucking did? DERRICK.
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SKETCHY
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:41 pm
Joined: 25 Aug 2007Posts: 336Location: Everywhere
mork the delayer wrote:
SKETCHY wrote:
I will be there at the park with very large stoves for hot water for hot tittys. tottys
And drinking heavely, so i can pee on people, cause thats what we do now.
Which park is that?
one in seattle
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the dreaded ben
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:55 pm
Grumpy GreebJoined: 20 Aug 2005Posts: 5329Location: flavor country
call me if you miss us at the met.
or follow twitter.
206.819.7695
end party is at the CIP around 8ish.
SKETCHY
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:09 pm
Joined: 25 Aug 2007Posts: 336Location: Everywhere
the dreaded ben wrote:
call me if you miss us at the met.
or follow twitter.
206.819.7695
end party is at the CIP around 8ish.
WHAT THE FUCK IS TWITTER?
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lantius
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:28 pm
1337Joined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 6705Location: right over
i am bringing two extra gifts, in case some of you scrooges can't find it in your heart to be motherfucking merry.
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