Don't you ever lie to meJoined: 12 May 2008Posts: 1059Location: Boat on a hill
derrickito wrote:
all of it.
I'll bring a couple planks from my backyard fence to help things get going.
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lantius
Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:16 am
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Apparently you're not allowed to have a gathering of friends without inviting Henry's mom.
If you do, she gets all pissy, shows up uninvited, and then is confused as to what she's done wrong.
Our admin won't like how strongly Sketchy will word this.
tehschkott
Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:19 am
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
I'd like to point out this is what happened last time someone brought their parents near Derrick.
This is Wreyford Senior Senior at Pony on Xmas. He would later steal that random gay porn magazine because "nobody will ever believe I was here" and apparently believed that it would suffice as proper evidence of having been there. And then he proclaimed that he was going inside to suck some dick and buy a beer. Or buy some dick and drink some beer. Or something.
Can't wait to meet your mom Henry!
Times!
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tehschkott
Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:22 am
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Nick, don't show up unless you come with something deep fried we can do whiskey shots out of. Like those cheese shotglasses that Andre had up in the Suiattle....?!!!?
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joeball
Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:49 am
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You can't remember where all of our drinking in the woods shenanigans happened?
Cheese shot glasses were at Joeball Mtn 2.0, not fried, and I did not partake, at least i hope i didn't.
derrickito
Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:13 pm
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i take responsibility for making cheese shot glasses. found food object art.
im the fun facilitator.
henry
Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:27 pm
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Oh hay i remember not remembering that camping trip!
goes to elevenJoined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 3899Location: The Cloud
Does Henry's mom like Black and Mild Cigars?
Spealunker
Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:48 pm
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joby wrote:
Does Henry's mom like Black and Mild Cigars?
Yes but she also lets you raid her fridge to make sandwiches. A good woman she is.
joby
Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:50 pm
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I think we'll have a prize for most ridiculous or extreme tree transport. Just sayin'.
bott
Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:52 pm
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joby wrote:
I think we'll have a prize for most ridiculous or extreme tree transport. Just sayin'.
yeah?
that's joby on the left.
lantius
Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:58 pm
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bott
Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:01 pm
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joby
Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:07 pm
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bott wrote:
Hey man, why you gotta be like that? we don't make fun of your body thetans or your quest for OT III.
lantius
Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:11 pm
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joby wrote:
bott wrote:
Hey man, why you gotta be like that? we don't make fun of your body thetans or your quest for OT III.
that's because of scientology auditing process r2-45:
Quote:
"R2-45: AN ENORMOUSLY EFFECTIVE PROCESS FOR EXTERIORIZATION BUT ITS USE IS FROWNED UPON BY THIS SOCIETY AT THIS TIME" —L. Ron Hubbard, The Creation of Human Ability
R2-45 is a Scientology auditing process created by L. Ron Hubbard. The process of R2-45 specifically pertains to shooting the target with a Colt .45 pistol, causing the victim's "thetan" to leave the body (exteriorization). In 1952 during a meeting in Phoenix, Arizona, Hubbard demonstrated the process of R2-45 by firing a shot at the floor. In a lecture of 1958, Hubbard comments that "Death is not the same as clearing but there is, remember, R2-45. It's a very valid technique. A lot of people have used it before now."
bott
Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:18 pm
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okay, ya lost me there...
can't i just decompose when i die like everything else?
edit:
transition! -> speaking of dead things, LETS BURN THE DEAD (trees)!!!
joby
Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:29 pm
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bott wrote:
okay, ya lost me there...
can't i just decompose when i die like everything else?
edit:
transition! -> speaking of dead things, LETS BURN THE DEAD (trees)!!!
BURN ALL THE TREES.
Check your alley and get creative. Surely you can each manage one or two extra?
vaticdart
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:08 pm
Joined: 02 Aug 2007Posts: 649Location: Inside a Bell
An alternative.
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Chip McShoulder
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:39 am
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Yes, though I though they could have spared one engine to fire in the opposite direction so that the entire tree could be fully engulfed in flames at the apex of its trajectory.
vaticdart
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:11 am
Joined: 02 Aug 2007Posts: 649Location: Inside a Bell
joeball wrote:
Chip McShoulder wrote:
vaticdart wrote:
Video!
An alternative.
I enjoyed this.
Yes, though I though they could have spared one engine to fire in the opposite direction so that the entire tree could be fully engulfed in flames at the apex of its trajectory.
Considering that the tree didn't fly straight enough to stay airborne even until the point the ejection charges fired (you can see them go off on the ground), you'd end up with a flaming tree hurtling at the ground.
Which would be awesome, assuming you weren't doing it on a field of dry grass.
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corpusjuris
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:20 am
Don't you ever lie to meJoined: 12 May 2008Posts: 1059Location: Boat on a hill
vaticdart wrote:
joeball wrote:
Chip McShoulder wrote:
vaticdart wrote:
Video!
An alternative.
I enjoyed this.
Yes, though I though they could have spared one engine to fire in the opposite direction so that the entire tree could be fully engulfed in flames at the apex of its trajectory.
Considering that the tree didn't fly straight enough to stay airborne even until the point the ejection charges fired (you can see them go off on the ground), you'd end up with a flaming tree hurtling at the ground.
Which would be awesome, assuming you were doing it on a field of dry grass.
ftfy. I miss Estes-brand anything. We should have an amateur rocketry ride next.
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tehschkott
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:34 am
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I would so be down with this
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vaticdart
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:43 am
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tehschkott wrote:
I would so be down with this
2nded
I have at least a dozen rocket motors knocking around in my closet, plus a bunch of igniters and whatnot. I'd love to get rid of them.
As a plus, some of them are 14 years old and may explode.
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key lime
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:40 am
it never happenedJoined: 13 Mar 2008Posts: 1142Location: Wallenfjord
vaticdart wrote:
14 years old and may explode.
Pull a Derrick, give it to someone else to light off but make sure they're within viewing distance.
derrickito
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:42 am
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not my fault that
a. you people always break the first two rules.
b. i like passing blame
edit.. well i guess that last one is my fault :)
key lime
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:47 am
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Let it be known those words were meant in admiration
derrickito
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:33 pm
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oh don't worry, ive already been starting a new years list of bad ideas that im going to try out on you people.
the dreaded ben
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:10 pm
Grumpy GreebJoined: 20 Aug 2005Posts: 5329Location: flavor country
derrickito wrote:
oh don't worry, ive already been starting a new years list of bad ideas that im going to try out on you people.
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