Command-Line KiddJoined: 17 Feb 2009Posts: 260Location: The Internet
I don't understand why the hooker and the bike ride must be mutually exclusive.
langston
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:55 pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
or why you have to get shitty drunk just because you're out with a bunch of shitty drunks, in the rain which means we'll probably wuss out early and go to a bar
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key lime
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:58 pm
it never happenedJoined: 13 Mar 2008Posts: 1142Location: Wallenfjord
Why not pay some hot yoga dame to align your chakras?
henry
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:00 pm
somewhat piggishJoined: 05 Aug 2005Posts: 5415Location: on porch with shotgun
key lime wrote:
Why not pay some hot yoga dame to align your chakras?
I like this idea.
"uh, i'd like to make an announcement before class. I'm willing to pay one of you hott fucking goddesses to come home with me after class".
it never happenedJoined: 13 Mar 2008Posts: 1142Location: Wallenfjord
I've often figured the next time I'm really hard up for a date all I'd really have to do is start hitting up some yoga classes. As a dude, you're wildly outnumbered and half the guys there are prolly gay anyway.
Next on the list, ballet classes. Same level of general hotness on the lady participants, except you also have to put your hands all over them.
These things, they occupy my thoughts sometimes...
derrickito
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 4:53 pm
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if you're looking for single ladies, go hit the dance classes (swing/lindy/etc) at the cap century ballroom.
liz
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:02 pm
Joined: 22 Jun 2009Posts: 205
derrickito wrote:
if you're looking for sweaty middle aged men, go hit the dance classes (swing/lindy/etc) at the cap century ballroom.
henry
Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:19 pm
somewhat piggishJoined: 05 Aug 2005Posts: 5415Location: on porch with shotgun
Against my better judgement i'm going to do what the masses of .83 told me too.
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was i being babysat last night? i dont remember people keeping an eye on me. with the gaps in my memory last night, im not surprised though.
im glad i remember riding straight into that parking gate though. that was ridiculously fun
henry
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:41 pm
somewhat piggishJoined: 05 Aug 2005Posts: 5415Location: on porch with shotgun
I suppose you don't remember playing "we just won the world series let's spray the locker room with champagne" ... in the karaoke room ... with budweiser.
I don't suppose you remember the "Pants down climax" of bohemian rhapsody?
I don't suppose you remember showing me your balls, and me punching the fuck out of them?
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derrickito
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:01 am
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not ringing any bells there.
sorahn
Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:34 am
i'll eat your pussy like alf (11yo)Joined: 15 Oct 2009Posts: 464Location: Beacon Hill
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henry
Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:53 pm
somewhat piggishJoined: 05 Aug 2005Posts: 5415Location: on porch with shotgun
For the record, Derrick and I teamed up to appoligize to Ben for our various bad behaviors last week. These were delivered today:
The card reads
"Ben,
We're sorry we hit you over the head with a lock/argued with you for the sake of making you feel bad.
Will you come out and play with us on Thursday?
Love,
Henry and Derrick"
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