Joined: 02 Jul 2007Posts: 517Location: the only hill: Beacon
derrickito wrote:
it's true, im a hypocrite!
Oh my god, but I thought my genderbent bykedykin ways were why I'd been banished to the Bikery?!
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derrickito
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:42 pm
now with 50 percent more EVILJoined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 10566
i was totally saying that tongue in cheek. you're a riot nova.
i think im more weirded out by people that take things a little too far. like that girl i was making out with 5 years ago who when i reached into her pants i pulled out a large 8 inch dildo. she's currently living in portland under the name of Alex and is a twink gay man.
we all have fears in life, and my fear is unexpected 8 inch dildos
lantius
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:43 pm
1337Joined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 6705Location: right over
derrickito wrote:
we all have fears in life, and my fear is unexpected 8 inch dildos
you and ben both.
n_claw
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:45 pm
Joined: 02 Jul 2007Posts: 517Location: the only hill: Beacon
it is the internet--i can in no way shape or form take anything anyone says seriously on the internet. unless it's POLITICKAL. that's right, with a k!
err. anyways.
i promise that i'll tell you BEFORE i stick my big purple dick in. <3 <3>
derrickito
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:46 pm
now with 50 percent more EVILJoined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 10566
and dinner, buy me dinner first :)
n_claw
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:48 pm
Joined: 02 Jul 2007Posts: 517Location: the only hill: Beacon
derrickito wrote:
and dinner, buy me dinner first :)
Fine, but you're not getting dessert. and if you do, it's banana split with whipped cream!
oh god, so many dick jokes.
rob
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:52 pm
Joined: 28 Jul 2007Posts: 1315Location: Columbia City
derrickito wrote:
we all have fears in life, and my fear is unexpected 8 inch dildos
But the expected 8 inch dildo?
n_claw
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:53 pm
Joined: 02 Jul 2007Posts: 517Location: the only hill: Beacon
i'm modest--more like 5.8, 6", really.
MyNameIsJeff
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 1:13 pm
BOOSH!Joined: 17 Jul 2007Posts: 2042Location: Nearest bar.
That's quite a look of satisfaction on Pete's face there.
jeni
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:11 pm
Joined: 16 Jun 2009Posts: 232Location: bmore
rob wrote:
best ronald/santa picture ever
thank you for making my day
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joby
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:18 pm
goes to elevenJoined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 3899Location: The Cloud
derrickito wrote:
i was totally saying that tongue in cheek. you're a riot nova.
i think im more weirded out by people that take things a little too far.
Derrick is weirded out by *people who take things a little too far*. SRSLY?
Eric_s
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:46 pm
Joined: 07 Mar 2007Posts: 1691Location: the dirty south
NO ONE EXPECTS THE 8" PURPLE DILDO!!!!
sorahn
Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 6:04 pm
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