somewhat piggishJoined: 05 Aug 2005Posts: 5415Location: on porch with shotgun
I'm not riding tonight, but i wanted to post and mention that there are some really awesome dogs running around on top of a building i can see from my desk. Dogs on top of 40 story buildings are generally pretty badass.
Anyway, here's what i expect tonight's ride to look like:
so tonight i want to ride bikes and get so drunk that i forget my name. anyone wanna help me with this? kthx.
. See that's where you did it wrong.... Getting drunk after the interview. It's works best before or during.
corpusjuris
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:27 pm
Don't you ever lie to meJoined: 12 May 2008Posts: 1059Location: Boat on a hill
kristen wrote:
i think i need tonight's ride to look like that because i interviewed for med school at UW yesterday, and it felt like this:
But in the end you wound up pretty alright, since the firing squad was comprised of teaching doctors.
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corpusjuris
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:15 pm
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I have to head home post-work and can't make prefunk, and then may get lazy and stay on my couch. Anybody know where we're (you're) going tonight? It'd help my planning...
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lantius
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:13 pm
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corpusjuris wrote:
I have to head home post-work and can't make prefunk, and then may get lazy and stay on my couch. Anybody know where we're (you're) going tonight? It'd help my planning...
i heard you have a deep-fryer at your house and want your couch to smell like wet cyclist.
corpusjuris
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:32 pm
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lantius wrote:
corpusjuris wrote:
I have to head home post-work and can't make prefunk, and then may get lazy and stay on my couch. Anybody know where we're (you're) going tonight? It'd help my planning...
i heard you have a deep-fryer at your house and want your couch to smell like wet cyclist.
I'm not opposed to being able to stay home AND go on the ride at the same time. I still have a costco sized package of jalapeno poppers I don't want to eat. I'm also two blocks from the sloop. But seriously, does anyone have route ideas for tonight? If it's going north I'd love to join up later.
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lantius
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:36 pm
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how long will it take to get the poppers all made? if you can have about a hundred ready to go by the time we roll to your house, i'll consider telling you where the ride is going.
corpusjuris
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:10 pm
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lantius wrote:
how long will it take to get the poppers all made? if you can have about a hundred ready to go by the time we roll to your house, i'll consider telling you where the ride is going.
Wait, since when did you think it was acceptable to be snarky to your friends on the interweb?
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limpyweta
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:51 pm
Joined: 23 Sep 2008Posts: 740Location: North Beach
kristen wrote:
i think i need tonight's ride to look like that because i interviewed for med school at UW yesterday, and it felt like this:
so tonight i want to ride bikes and get so drunk that i forget my name. anyone wanna help me with this? kthx.
hey I felt exactly like that with a shipwright apprenticeship interview today. bikes
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Chase
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:15 pm
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Hey guys, Chase here. Maybe you know me as the January Greenlake Race winner. Anyway... Will someone let Ben know that I won't be able to make it out to the ride tonight as I have acquired a bar shift and I needs moneez. Thanks "friends".
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tehschkott
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:46 pm
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
Dear Ben
I am not attending this event because you are all dicks.
DEAR POINT83: HEED MY NONVIOLENT PROTEST AND BE MOVED TO CHANGE YOUR WAYS BY MY ABSENCE AND INACTION.
Hey guys! Monica here. Some of you might know me as the girl who sometimes looks like Chase, who you might know was the January Greenlake winner. I will be possibly meeting later depending on homework. Please keep the Twitter/Foursquare updates coming. Thank you.
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:47 pm
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PS Please don't burn down the Tin Hat tonight. Or Nicks. With priority on the Tin Hat. I love that place. And Nick is good for lolz. And fried shit.
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:07 pm
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They have a raffle guys. Hurry up!
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fourfingersdown
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:11 pm
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Dear Ben and Henry
I cannot attend your bike ride
I'm writing Haiku
Hi this is Ryan
I'm still in Whistler B.C.
Hot tub prefunking
Now I am hungry
What should I eat for dinner
Steak sounds pretty good
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tehschkott
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:20 pm
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
fourfingersdown wrote:
Dear Ben and Henry
I cannot attend your bike ride
I'm writing Haiku
Hi this is Ryan
I'm still in Whistler B.C.
Hot tub prefunking
Now I am hungry
What should I eat for dinner
Steak sounds pretty good
Live it up while you can foodstamp boy
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fourfingersdown
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:26 pm
r.w. = rainn wilson!Joined: 21 Mar 2008Posts: 1078Location: NOT FUCKING ENGLAND
tehschkott wrote:
fourfingersdown wrote:
Dear Ben and Henry
I cannot attend your bike ride
I'm writing Haiku
Hi this is Ryan
I'm still in Whistler B.C.
Hot tub prefunking
Now I am hungry
What should I eat for dinner
Steak sounds pretty good
Live it up while you can foodstamp boy
That's it, you're un-invited.
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tehschkott
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:27 pm
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tehschkott
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:38 pm
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Dear Ben
I will in fact be attending under protest it turns out.
Carry on
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fourfingersdown
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:38 pm
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tehschkott wrote:
Live it up while you can foodstamp boy
In all seriousness, if you thought Whistler was expensive before, it's FUCK ALL now because of the Orympixxx. $50 for a 5th of Jack. $8 for a Harp Lager, Smokes are about $14-15. No such thing as happy hour up here.
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Rogelio
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:47 pm
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Hey guys. I heard about this new fangled thing called fixies and wanted to try one out. Look for me tonight I'll be wearing tight pants that match my new fixie!
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corpusjuris
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:55 pm
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Um, if you were referencing the wiki, I think you meant:
Member-specific Guidelines wrote:
Scott probably wasn't invited, but that doesn't mean we didn't want him there.
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tehschkott
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:57 pm
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
Thats it. You're getting wiki'd. Lemme get good and liquored up first. None of this "i'm writing my own guidelines" shit either.
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ethan
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:49 am
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fourfingersdown wrote:
tehschkott wrote:
Live it up while you can foodstamp boy
In all seriousness, if you thought Whistler was expensive before, it's FUCK ALL now because of the Orympixxx. $50 for a 5th of Jack. $8 for a Harp Lager, Smokes are about $14-15. No such thing as happy hour up here.
Can't remember whether I've ever bought smokes, or a bottle of liquor, in Whistler, but..... as far as a pint of Harp or Guinness in a pub, I think they're usually 8 bucks. (?)
ethan
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:59 am
Joined: 21 Jan 2008Posts: 920Location: Maple Leaf
Anyway, about tonight's ride... glad to finally ride Harbor Island!!!
the wet slick railroad tracks did suck, for at least two of us, but yeah.. all good.
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Rogelio wrote:
Hey guys. I heard about this new fangled thing called fixies and wanted to try one out. Look for me tonight I'll be wearing tight pants that match my new fixie!
uhmmmm...
when do you not wear tight pants?
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gsbarnes
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:22 am
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I'd tell you to read Scott's sig, but I see he's changed it.
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Hey guys. I heard about this new fangled thing called fixies and wanted to try one out. Look for me tonight I'll be wearing tight pants that match my new fixie!
uhmmmm...
when do you not wear tight pants?
When he is not wearing pants. (here is where I would like to a Rogelio at Suittle pic if I was at a real computer)
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