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derrick, what other offers have your received through your membership in the Dennys Rewards Program?
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:39 pm
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derrickito wrote:
time to chub up.
is what she said.
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fourfingersdown
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:49 pm
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sorahn wrote:
Is your club foot healed enough for you to ride a bike, or are you going to take a wife taxi to wherever we decide to go?
Hi FNG, My foot seems to be swollen just enough to slide into your stupid ass without any resistance. When I see you tonight, I'm going to spit on you.
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corpusjuris
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:55 pm
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fourfingersdown wrote:
sorahn wrote:
Is your club foot healed enough for you to ride a bike, or are you going to take a wife taxi to wherever we decide to go?
Hi FNG, My foot seems to be swollen just enough to slide into your stupid ass without any resistance. When I see you tonight, I'm going to spit on you.
Fuck, now I REALLY wish I had time to ride tonight.
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fatasian
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:01 pm
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FNG is service industry talk sir.
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:51 pm
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fourfingersdown wrote:
sorahn wrote:
Is your club foot healed enough for you to ride a bike, or are you going to take a wife taxi to wherever we decide to go?
Hi FNG, My foot seems to be swollen just enough to slide into your stupid ass without any resistance. When I see you tonight, I'm going to spit on you.
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Why Daryl should scare you more than Osama Bin Laden
The top 7 scariest videos of all time about Daryl
10 of the biggest Daryl screw ups of all time
7 bizarre ways Daryl can kill you suddenly
10 ways people have gotten rich exploiting Daryl
8 Daryl-themed Halloween costumes
The 8 most baffling things about Daryl
8 outrageous frauds involving Daryl
10 under-appreciated things about Daryl
The 10 commandments of Daryl
5 reasons Daryl is the new Star Treck
8 horrible lessons about Daryl that Hollywood teaches kids
10 epic fails involving Daryl
8 reasons to fear Daryl
5 insane but true things about Daryl
8 ways Daryl could help you survive a zombie outbreak
10 amazing Daryl pictures
9 crazy ways that Daryl is infiltrating pop culture
10 common misconceptions about Daryl
15 must see websites about Daryl
5 reasons Daryl is the new a ninja
_________________ Please disregard.
bott
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:32 pm
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fourfingersdown wrote:
Why Daryl should scare you more than Osama Bin Laden
The top 7 scariest videos of all time about Daryl
10 of the biggest Daryl screw ups of all time
7 bizarre ways Daryl can kill you suddenly
10 ways people have gotten rich exploiting Daryl
8 Daryl-themed Halloween costumes
The 8 most baffling things about Daryl
8 outrageous frauds involving Daryl
10 under-appreciated things about Daryl
The 10 commandments of Daryl
5 reasons Daryl is the new Star Treck
8 horrible lessons about Daryl that Hollywood teaches kids
10 maybe moderately alright, average at best fails involving Daryl
8 reasons to fear Daryl
5 insane but true things about Daryl
8 ways Daryl could help you survive a zombie outbreak
10 amazing Daryl pictures
9 crazy ways that Daryl is infiltrating pop culture
10 common misconceptions about Daryl
15 must see websites about Daryl
5 reasons Daryl is the new a ninja
please oh please let this be a new word filter...
tehschkott
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:40 pm
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FUNNIEST FUCKING THREAD EVER
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henry
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:45 pm
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I have been convinced to try riding clipless and tonight will be my first time doing so--who wants to see me wipe out and buy me tequila to make me a) feel better and b) wipe out again?
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tehschkott
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:00 pm
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Chip McShoulder wrote:
In order to assist with Beef-compliance, I have defined some jargon
FTFY
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henry
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:04 pm
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alexandrab wrote:
I have been convinced to try riding clipless and tonight will be my first time doing so--who wants to see me wipe out and buy me tequila to make me a) feel better and b) wipe out again?
The kinds of crashes that come with starting to ride clipless are generally low speed and hilarious. For example: the time i ended up on my back with the bike still attached to me in the middle of an intersection near greenlake.
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fourfingersdown wrote:
5 reasons Daryl is the new a ninja
corpusjuris
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:13 pm
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tehschkott wrote:
Chip McShoulder wrote:
In order to assist with Beef-compliance, I have defined some jargon
FTFY
I still really want a penny-farthing recumbent.
(also, wiki further updated)
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Rogelio
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:16 pm
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I think Miles has a penny farthing.
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pete jr
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:22 pm
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henry wrote:
tehschkott wrote:
FUNNIEST FUCKING THREAD EVER
nope. it's not. not even close.
pretty sure nothing will top the pre-vegetablized shane lees thread. dude is the archetypal lolcow.
EDIT: actually it looks like his lolcow days might be over, if you check his blog
large marge
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:43 pm
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henry wrote:
alexandrab wrote:
I have been convinced to try riding clipless and tonight will be my first time doing so--who wants to see me wipe out and buy me tequila to make me a) feel better and b) wipe out again?
The kinds of crashes that come with starting to ride clipless are generally low speed and hilarious. For example: the time i ended up on my back with the bike still attached to me in the middle of an intersection near greenlake.
It's true. You will probably tip over in slow motion trying to unclip when stopping, quite possibly in traffic. Just play it safe and don't stop for anything.
joeball
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:46 pm
Joined: 24 Jul 2005Posts: 6037Location: Ether
alexandrab wrote:
I have been convinced to try riding clipless and tonight will be my first time doing so--who wants to see me wipe out and buy me tequila to make me a) feel better and b) wipe out again?
Bruises are temporary, LOLz are forever. You'll be providing a community service while trying something new for yourself.
alexandrab
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:52 pm
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joeball wrote:
You'll be providing a community service while trying something new for yourself.
Funny, I think Nick once said the same thing to me...
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corpusjuris
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:55 pm
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alexandrab wrote:
joeball wrote:
You'll be providing a community service while trying something new for yourself.
Funny, I think Nick once said the same thing to me...
and yet even that solid logic wouldn't convince her to let me pull out a camera that night!
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Chip McShoulder
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:58 pm
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One thing that we are forgetting guys is where are we going to drink german beer drink margaritas and eat sausage before we ride to shoreline? I suggest schultzys they have a patio see you there at six we ride in
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Long Tuesday thread.
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sorahn
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:03 pm
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Someone should tell Ben that I can't ride tonight as that I have to write some commandments, infiltrate pop culture, take ninja lessons, and make some halloween costumes.
See you fuckers thursday.
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-carpe noctem-
Chip McShoulder
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:07 pm
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I might not be able to ride either. I've been laughing non-stop since Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:49 pm.
Hey guys, Chase here. You may know me as that guy that gets hit by cars. Anyway... Although t-fitz has suggested the sausage place, I think I'm gonna hit the CIP as I tend to have a horrible experience everytime I'm at schloppy'z. Also, I'm eating peanuts
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Chip McShoulder
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:44 pm
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Chase wrote:
Hey guys, Chase here. You may know me as that guy that gets hit by cars. Anyway... Although t-fitz has suggested the sausage place, I think I'm gonna hit the CIP as I tend to have a horrible experience everytime I'm at schloppy'z. Also, I'm eating peanuts
[size=even bigger stronger and faster]OK FINE THAT SOUNDS BETTER ANYWAY SEE YOU THE TEH CIP[/size]
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pete jr wrote:
henry wrote:
tehschkott wrote:
FUNNIEST FUCKING THREAD EVER
nope. it's not. not even close.
pretty sure nothing will top the pre-vegetablized shane lees thread. dude is the archetypal lolcow.
EDIT: actually it looks like his lolcow days might be over, if you check his blog
The Ship Canal trail is a fantastic bicycle trail.
It’s flat, cool, and beautiful. When I rode by those children I wanted to clearly announce my presence and make sure all of those children saw me. The last thing I wanted to have happen was a child run out in front me and cause me to crash. I’ve had that happen to me before, and I will by all means make sure that I will not seriously injure to children, even if that means I will not escape serious injury. I’ve been known to crash on concrete and avoid hurting children. Unlike those who were dumb enough to get in front of me, I’ll make sure they will cushion my fall and they will be the ones that get injured, even if it means they will be seriously injured. That too has happened to me before. If I can avoid an accident I will. If I can’t…well, better them than me. If they are dumb enough step in front of me when I announce my arrival, so be it.
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