r.w. = rainn wilson!Joined: 21 Mar 2008Posts: 1078Location: NOT FUCKING ENGLAND
Christine is leaving for the lovely UK, also, her birthday is on Monday, Let's go get drunk and ride bikes. She helped put together a pretty sweet route and plan for the evening, involving parks, booze stops, bars, etc. It should be a welcome departure from the normal nights involving parks, booze, and bars. Also she would like me to inform you that she is accepting monetary gifts, and she is registered at REI, Macy's, and Baby's R Us.
Also, we ride in:
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corpusjuris
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:55 pm
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THAT YOU RIDE, BITCHES.
In full UK theme, I will be showing late for the ride, as there is a Sounders match that begins at 6 I will be attending.
dang, photo booth makes that lettering look even jankier than it is...
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Rogelio
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:03 pm
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corpusjuris wrote:
dang, photo booth makes that lettering look even jankier than it is...
Couldn't hold that safety pin steady?
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joeball
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:07 pm
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I bet Evil Derrick can get us deported from a bar faster than you can say "Antiqued"
corpusjuris
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:09 pm
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joeball wrote:
I bet Evil Derrick can get us deported from a bar faster than you can say "Antiqued"
Perhaps the George & Dragon, in keeping with a developing theme?
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bott
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:12 pm
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I bet Evil Derrick can get us deported from a bar faster than you can say "Antiqued"
Perhaps the George & Dragon, in keeping with a developing theme?
I'll be there in the dark like the rest of the ride but trust I'm in some what guided hands.
fourfingersdown wrote:
She helped put together a pretty sweet route and plan for the evening, involving parks, booze stops, bars, etc...]
Evil Derrick
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:17 pm
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How YOU doin?
corpusjuris
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:17 pm
Don't you ever lie to meJoined: 12 May 2008Posts: 1059Location: Boat on a hill
Reading comprehension what?
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lantius
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:21 pm
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There are about 87,000 alcohol-related glass attacks each year, with many resulting in hospital visits, Home Secretary Alan Johnson said as he introduced the two prototype shatterproof pint glasses.
eighty-seven THOUSAND alcohol-related glass attacks? that's a fucking glassing.
langston
Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:24 pm
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lantius wrote:
the two prototype shatterproof pint glasses.
eighty-seven THOUSAND alcohol-related glass attacks? that's a fucking glassing.[/quote]
I'm thinking smashing a glass in a bloke's face as acceptable seems something very Charles Dickens-y, and nothing I'm not surprised isn't rare in Britain.
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Chip McShoulder
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:06 am
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langston wrote:
That lassie got glassed, and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it.
There are about 87,000 alcohol-related glass attacks each year, with many resulting in hospital visits, Home Secretary Alan Johnson said as he introduced the two prototype shatterproof pint glasses.
eighty-seven THOUSAND alcohol-related glass attacks? that's a fucking glassing.
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corpusjuris
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:08 pm
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the dreaded ben wrote:
either that's the grossest shoulder ever, or the british have an extra unrecognisable appendage.
It's the inside of my wrist, held up awkwardly for the webcam. Anyway...
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the dreaded ben
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:10 pm
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corpusjuris wrote:
the dreaded ben wrote:
either that's the grossest shoulder ever, or the british have an extra unrecognisable appendage.
It's the inside of my wrist, held up awkwardly for the webcam. Anyway...
the british have wrists?
jeff
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:11 pm
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corpusjuris wrote:
It's the inside of my wrist, held up awkwardly for the webcam. Anyway...
Could also serve as a reminder as to why tattoos should be avoided after drinking heavily and listening to Ska.
MyNameIsJeff
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:12 pm
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jeff wrote:
Could also serve as a reminder as to why tattoos should be avoided while drinking heavily and listening to Ska.
lantius
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:18 pm
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have they invented a ska breathalyzer yet? they should.
corpusjuris
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:20 pm
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I love how much I hate all of you. Kind of.
Fuck, the forums are preventing me from getting any work done today.
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henry
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:45 pm
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I'm listening to ska RIGHT NOW! Really bad ska too.
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henry wrote:
Ooh, can i call scott a piece of shit if i promise to buy him a beer later?
You can call him worse than that if you buy him a double greyhound.
corpusjuris
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:19 pm
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Sometimes I pronounce it "skay" to see if anyone notices. I love skay music.
Jeff, the problem is that Skanking Pickle exists in the same universe as Laurel Aitken. Take the rough with my smooch.
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jeff
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:22 pm
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I'm sorry Nick, but like you and your British Nationalism tattoos, I too am a purist.
Therefore Jamaican ska is acceptable, British ska is tolerable and American Ska is to Ska as Insane Clown Posse is to rap.
ChristineBean
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:26 pm
Joined: 05 Oct 2009Posts: 140Location: Capitol Hill
Pre-funk ideas. White hourse Trading Co. or Elephant and Castle. Elephant and Castle sucks but its British. White hourse is not really British but way better.
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lantius
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:28 pm
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jeff wrote:
tehschkott wrote:
this statement is redundant.
I'll buy you a beer later on, but you know what Scott, sometimes you can be a real piece of shit.
So instead of being a snarky little fuck, why don't you just sit down and have a great big cup of shut the fuck up.
You wanted to get under my skin? Congrats. You win. Go you.
This is what good Ska looks like:
corpusjuris
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:31 pm
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White Horse is totally British! My lady works there and is a regular; tell anyone behind the counter "alex sent us" and that "we want to see her underwear" and then get Pimm's cups.
Jeff: British ska is tolerable? WTF. Go listen to The Selecter right now. Fuck that, music evolves. And really, The Slackers are being compared to Insane Clown Posse? Those is some pint-glass shattering words right there, they is. And what does that make Japanese ska, anyway?
EDIT: THAT SAID, LET'S ALL AGREE TO PHYSICALLY INJURE AARON BARRETT. Goddamn, lee. Ouch.
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jeff
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:33 pm
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corpusjuris wrote:
And what does that make Japanese ska, anyway?
A novelty.
the dreaded ben
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:33 pm
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corpusjuris wrote:
And what does that make Japanese ska, anyway?
bad.
corpusjuris
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:35 pm
Don't you ever lie to meJoined: 12 May 2008Posts: 1059Location: Boat on a hill
There is nothing bad about this ska. Little fast to be completely trad, but smooth and wonderful regardless. That is real ska, and it's from japan.
And seriously, this is American ska, and it is wonderful and almost breaks my heart every time I listen to it (ps, they're coming to town in two-ish weeks):
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