Is it ok to get 86'd from the cheesecake factory tonight at prefunk?
yes
[ 22 ] 91%
no
[ 2 ] 8%
Total Votes : 24
derrickito
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:29 pm
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i figure i better get this cleared with the group consciousness first. is it ok to get 86'd from a place if henry hates it? if someone else gets us 86'd that still goes on my record though right?
also, suggestions on how to get 86'd if approved, and the proper timing (before / after check received), etc.
i heard once that communication is the key to good relationships, so i figure we better talk this one out.
jeff
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:36 pm
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Sure!
I'm sure the wait staff making minimum wage at a shitty corporate-owned restaurant love having to clean up after children!
Why else would they work there? Idiots.
derrickito
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:40 pm
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thats what i was thinking!
Kyleen
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:41 pm
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Rather than making a mess lets make a scene. Easier to clean up and I suspect we have enough talent to make it happen.
derrickito
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:42 pm
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jeff, thoughts on scene vs mess?
henry
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:44 pm
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If you feel the need to get 86'd from somewhere to validate your manbabyhood i think the Cheesecake Factory is an ideal venue.
Other options would include Planet Hollywood, the Olive Garden, Buca de Bepo, Ze Tejas, Qdoba, Il Fornaio, Claim Jumper, Maggianos and McDonalds.
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help us wage war henry. help us help you.
cheesecake factory 615
Kyleen
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:53 pm
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We could make this the start of a long term siege.
henry
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:53 pm
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derrickito wrote:
help us wage war henry. help us help you.
cheesecake factory 615
I shall, at that time, be preparing to dine at quite a nice establishment. An establishment that has exactly one location and does not share it's brand with a line of frozen entrees.
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why are you against capitalist sugar? im surprised.
ill make a scene in your honor. something topless, but without a mess.
above scene may or may not look something like this:
Last edited by derrickito on Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:55 pm; edited 1 time in total
joby
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:55 pm
goes to elevenJoined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 3899Location: The Cloud
Print this out. Bring it with you.
Tommy used to work on the docks
union's been on strike
He's down on his luck - It's tough
so tough.
Gina works the diner all day
working for her man
She brings home her pay for love
for love.
She says: We've got to hold on to what we've got
'Cause it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not.
We've got each other and that's a lot for love -
We'll give it a shot.
We're half way there - Livin' on a prayer
Take my hand and we'll make it
I swear - livin' on a prayer.
Tommy got his six string in hock.
Now he's holding in what he used to make it talk -
So tough
it's tough.
Gina dreams of running away
when she cries in the night
Tommy whispers: Baby
it's okay
someday.
We've got to hold on to what we've got . . .
We're half way there - Livin' on a prayer
. . .
the dreaded ben
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:55 pm
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i like the entree idea.
grocer's freezer isle you say?
bott
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:57 pm
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derrickito wrote:
above scene may or may not look something like this:
*some sort of marmot*
the best part is jody dying on the table.
henry
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:57 pm
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derrickito wrote:
why are you against capitalist sugar? im surprised.
ill make a scene in your honor. something topless, but without a mess.
above scene may or may not look something like this:
This picture is remarkable for many reasons. Not the least of which is the fact that Joby appears to be completely embarrassed by my behavior. This is not unlike my feelings towards his behavior with regard to issues surrounding his recent divorce and Aaron Goss.
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if you like that one, you'll also like this one. henry getting paid in ones (and a business card) for his dance, shoved into his pants by a very gay observer. also important is ben in the corner looking so drunk he forgot how to walk.
bott
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:00 pm
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is that gay porn on the TV there?
jeff
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:00 pm
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Our theme song:
Quote:
Gina works the diner all day
working for her man
She brings home her pay for love
for love.
She says: We've got to hold on to what we've got
'Cause it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not.
We've got each other and that's a lot for love -
We'll give it a shot. "
Does not match our narrative.
We sing praises to folks who bust their asses in dead end jobs only so we can frequent said dead-end jobs and make their lives shittier?
henry
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:01 pm
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derrickito wrote:
if you like that one, you'll also like this one. henry getting paid in ones (and a business card) for his dance, shoved into his pants by a very gay observer. also important is ben in the corner looking so drunk he forgot how to walk.
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jeff wrote:
Our theme song:
Quote:
Gina works the diner all day
working for her man
She brings home her pay for love
for love.
She says: We've got to hold on to what we've got
'Cause it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not.
We've got each other and that's a lot for love -
We'll give it a shot. "
Does not match our narrative.
We sing praises to folks who bust their asses in dead end jobs only so we can frequent said dead-end jobs and make their lives shittier?
Shit, if I worked at cheescake factory, having the place taken over by a drunken bike club badly singing Bon Jovi until they were kicked out would make my whole fucking day.
Just don't break things or make a mess.
derrickito
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:06 pm
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it's been decided: to make jeff and henry happy, and to turn around my troubled reputation, the only thing we can make is a scene.
you can make a poopy too, but leave it in the appropriate place.
henry
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:07 pm
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derrickito wrote:
it's been decided: to make jeff and henry happy, and to turn around my troubled reputation, the only thing we can make is a scene.
you can make a poopy too, but leave it in the appropriate place.
If that's your outcome i think you might need to reconsider your analysis.
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im not going to be able to think straight with all the cheesecake sugar coursing through my veins. there will be no room for rational thought.
jeff
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:09 pm
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joby wrote:
Shit, if I worked at cheescake factory, having the place taken over by a drunken bike club badly singing Bon Jovi until they were kicked out would make my whole fucking day.
i know, right?!?!
Especially when it drives shitty-tipping tourist/ paying customers out the door!
Nothing says reward like being short on tips, but being rewarded in song.
That's CAPITALISM!
jeff
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:11 pm
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Quote:
Message
From: jeff
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:52 am
Subject: Come ride with us
Aaron,
There are plenty of us who would welcome you back.
-Jeff
bott
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:11 pm
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derrickito wrote:
im not going to be able to think straight with all the cheesecake sugar coursing through my veins. there will be no room for rational thought.
an artists rendition of the above circumstances:
Chip McShoulder
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 1:11 pm
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jeff wrote:
That's FREE ENTERPRISE!
Jesus Christ, Jeff. I thought we had been through this. Don't make me correct you again. Our demagogy pedagogy depends on it.
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jeff wrote:
i know, right?!?!
Especially when it drives shitty-tipping tourist/ paying customers out the door!
Nothing says reward like being short on tips, but being rewarded in song.
That's CAPITALISM!
$10 to the first person to get kicked out by stealing tips off of tables!
joby
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:41 pm
goes to elevenJoined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 3899Location: The Cloud
the dreaded ben wrote:
jeff wrote:
i know, right?!?!
Especially when it drives shitty-tipping tourist/ paying customers out the door!
Nothing says reward like being short on tips, but being rewarded in song.
That's CAPITALISM!
$10 to the first person to get kicked out by stealing tips off of tables!
While I have previously bailed .83 people out of jail, this service only extends to ON ROAD behavior. If you steal things and get arrested, call yo mama.
langston
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:03 pm
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
so how'd this go?
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lantius
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:05 pm
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expensive.
henry
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:08 pm
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I am floored to hear that this wasn't a raging success.
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