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Chase

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:27 pm

Joined: 15 Aug 2008 Posts: 194 Location: Bar stool

So I'm a LOLler Derby official now. So, I need a name. Yeah, I get to make up a cute name. I figured Id ask you pig fuckers for halp. Ideas thus far:

Chase HerDown
Collin Herout
Dr. Rockso
Derrick Ito

If you give me a name that's not already taken and i use it you win a prize: Greg Hardcore will suck you. Oh, and beer too!

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langston

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:33 pm

Joined: 25 Jul 2005 Posts: 5547 Location: Columbia City

Dr Rockso... but you have to do the officiating in a low-riding onesie and clown face paint. and lots of cocaine.

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tehschkott

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:48 pm

daywalker Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 6108 Location: Hatertown

Derrick Ito
Aaron Bradford
I'm not gay I just like to rollerskate

Seriously though: Dr Rockso

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MyNameIsJeff

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 2:50 pm

BOOSH! Joined: 17 Jul 2007 Posts: 2042 Location: Nearest bar.

Juan Adooya
Rex House
Dream Boat
Jumpy Legs
LMAO-nade
Holdin Myjunk
T. Snake
Igotta PHD (pretty huuuuuge di-well you know where I'm going with that.)

I could go on...

fourfingersdown

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:10 pm

r.w. = rainn wilson! Joined: 21 Mar 2008 Posts: 1078 Location: NOT FUCKING ENGLAND

Tyrone Blackwood

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Chase

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:10 pm

Joined: 15 Aug 2008 Posts: 194 Location: Bar stool

Wow jeff. I'm almost overwhelmed. MOAR!

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jeff

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:21 pm

SOC pussy Joined: 05 May 2006 Posts: 4501

Lemon Party

fatasian

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:36 pm

dick wang's father Joined: 26 Aug 2008 Posts: 1707 Location: devenshire

Mike Hunt

lantius

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:37 pm

1337 Joined: 22 Jul 2005 Posts: 6705 Location: right over

been gay

MyNameIsJeff

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:38 pm

BOOSH! Joined: 17 Jul 2007 Posts: 2042 Location: Nearest bar.

Chase N Tail
G.I. DunnoHerName
No Names
Shh UrDadsHere
Wife Candy
Ouch 2 Deep
Virgin I Promise
Ladies Lady
Igo down
Ohno Itslipped
Rock Hardpants
Seventy Minus1
Heywuts urnumber Or Heywuts ur# if printed
Terry-Rist
Imin Urbathroom
Pat Urbottom
Pencil N. mypocket

lantius

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:44 pm

1337 Joined: 22 Jul 2005 Posts: 6705 Location: right over

justda tip
chainwhippersnapper

greg tellvik

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:39 pm

Joined: 12 Jun 2009 Posts: 61 Location: Whore Island

Lenard Tancock

tehschkott

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:03 pm

daywalker Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 6108 Location: Hatertown

can we flag this best-of?

Oh man.

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m_e_perry

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:42 pm

Joined: 01 Mar 2007 Posts: 59 Location: West Sound

Haywood Jablowme
Yngwie Malmsteen

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MyNameIsJeff

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 12:12 am

BOOSH! Joined: 17 Jul 2007 Posts: 2042 Location: Nearest bar.

Long Hardpants
Wanna Feel
Captain Sea
No Beardz
Chase MeIfYouCan
Jack YourFreaks
Commander Chase
Ouch Myhead
WebCam Wesley
Dick Goesinya Yes I'm especially proud of this one.
Chase Maidragon
Chase N UrDaughters
Chase ThisBody
Your Next Ex
Your Next Lay

the dreaded ben

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:50 am

Grumpy Greeb Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 5329 Location: flavor country

dr. chestington woodhauler?

but really lets not kid ourselves, your more of a sven cuddleman.

lantius

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:47 am

1337 Joined: 22 Jul 2005 Posts: 6705 Location: right over

straight? no, chaser
chase lounge
goldicocks

kristen

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:18 am

yeah, sploosh. Joined: 19 Jul 2009 Posts: 503 Location: the parched hellscape of SF

lantius wrote:

straight? no, chaser

i lolled.

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corpusjuris

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:14 am

Don't you ever lie to me Joined: 12 May 2008 Posts: 1059 Location: Boat on a hill

Juan Adooya is the clear winner. Derby girls polled agreed. Then I pole-ed them. I love rat city.

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limpyweta

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:25 pm

Joined: 23 Sep 2008 Posts: 740 Location: North Beach

found Charles Seaman in the paper

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joeball

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:31 pm

Joined: 24 Jul 2005 Posts: 6037 Location: Ether

I used to help Richard Holden bring in the hay in the summer. True Story.

henry

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:33 pm

somewhat piggish Joined: 05 Aug 2005 Posts: 5415 Location: on porch with shotgun

I went to Middle School with a guy named Richard Seaman.

I went to High School with a guy named Steele Johnson.

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limpyweta

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:36 pm

Joined: 23 Sep 2008 Posts: 740 Location: North Beach

at Ballard High School the math department consists of Mr. Dong, Mr. Nutting, and Mr. Richard Broadsack. well I think Broadsack is still there.

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kristen

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:38 pm

yeah, sploosh. Joined: 19 Jul 2009 Posts: 503 Location: the parched hellscape of SF

one of my cousins married a man with the last name of Beaver. we unanimously decided that their first-born son should be named Seymour.

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joeball

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:41 pm

Joined: 24 Jul 2005 Posts: 6037 Location: Ether

My last name is 'Ball'. True Story.

Kyleen

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:51 pm

might have vagina, unconfirmed Joined: 06 Jan 2010 Posts: 948 Location: Space pirate ship manned by dinosaurs

I knew a girl who's last name was Butt. She got married and hyphenated her name to Bunker-Butt. She happened to have one of those asses that sir mix a lot raps about.

joby

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:53 pm

goes to eleven Joined: 25 Jul 2005 Posts: 3899 Location: The Cloud

Kyleen wrote:

I knew a girl who's last name was Butt. She got married and hyphenated her name to Bunker-Butt. She happened to have one of those asses that sir mix a lot raps about.

http://www.buybootypop.com/

Kyleen

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:57 pm

might have vagina, unconfirmed Joined: 06 Jan 2010 Posts: 948 Location: Space pirate ship manned by dinosaurs

joby wrote:

Kyleen wrote:

I knew a girl who's last name was Butt. She got married and hyphenated her name to Bunker-Butt. She happened to have one of those asses that sir mix a lot raps about.

http://www.buybootypop.com/

She had those things beat, easy.

joby

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 2:00 pm

goes to eleven Joined: 25 Jul 2005 Posts: 3899 Location: The Cloud

Chase wrote:

Are you working at the Met tonight? Some friends and I will be stopping by

mcrawfor

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:03 pm

Joined: 09 May 2006 Posts: 1039 Location: Ballard

Two teachers at my highscool were named Harry Johnson and Roger Sack.

I always wished it had been Harry Sack and Roger Johnson.

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Chase

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:20 pm

Joined: 15 Aug 2008 Posts: 194 Location: Bar stool

No teh Jobies i try to dodge bullets, so I'm not going to be working the met tonight. But have fun, dead babies!

Urine Trouble (yeah, nick. I totally got this from you when I pissed on your foot after you pissed on brother's foot after he pissed on that one kid's arm at the '09 race of champions)

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the dreaded ben

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:22 pm

Grumpy Greeb Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 5329 Location: flavor country

joby wrote:

Are you working at the Met tonight? Some friends and I will be stopping by

as if it needs to be said, but we need more fiery animated skulls.

joby

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:50 pm

goes to eleven Joined: 25 Jul 2005 Posts: 3899 Location: The Cloud

Also, Chase, my streak holds.
I'm pretty sure you don't really work there.

tehschkott

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:55 pm

daywalker Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 6108 Location: Hatertown

Dick Goesinya is the clear winner I think.

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MyNameIsJeff

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 8:13 am

BOOSH! Joined: 17 Jul 2007 Posts: 2042 Location: Nearest bar.

I put waaaaay too much effort into this thread.

dennyt

Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 6:31 pm

rocket mechanic Joined: 02 Aug 2005 Posts: 2708

Dick Pownall

MikeOD

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 6:46 pm

Joined: 04 Feb 2006 Posts: 545

This thread would be incomplete without:

Don K. Dick

Also:
Jacques Stroppe
Holden Myjunk
Pat Medown
Jacques Meoff
Evan Harder
Phil N. Yewup or Phil N. Herup

tehschkott

Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:32 pm

daywalker Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Posts: 6108 Location: Hatertown

Re: senior

Phil Ayshio

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ali

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:15 pm

Joined: 18 Sep 2008 Posts: 82 Location: san francisco/berkeley ca

i suggest

1. 9 dollar bet
2. fries under the table

It's time the world knew.

alexandrab

Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 3:08 pm

Joined: 21 Aug 2009 Posts: 186 Location: the hill

I had a buddy in college named Long Le-Khac. Guess how "Khac" is pronounced.

Also, a work colleague of mine has a college friend named Pornsak. Truth.

Oh, and Andre, as a girl with the last name Bush, well. I know how you feel.

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