Did you guys know that Joby doesn't like Aaron?

I posted this ride notification because a lot of folks have been inviting me to ride with .83 again.



I figured others might like to know. Cargo bike rides are community events and not mine or Vals. I just promote them because they are fun.
I want to see more folks haul things by bike.


As for what Joby is saying about me I am not going to give him the time of day on most of what he has accused me of.
Many of you have done similar things including Joby. Illegal things, immoral things. It is like the kettle calling the pot black!


Breaking into Bikestation and stealing a bike.

Not cool.

Being caught, admitting I was wrong, taking my punishment in front of all the Dead Babys and atoning for my crime.

Very cool.



For the record, I did NOT break into Bikestation, I used my key fob. I opened Bikestation in 2003 and had a lifetime membership, which I willingly gave up because I had broke the trust.

Also, the bike I stole was, what I had thought, a lost bike from Metro. Bikestation holds the bikes folks leave on buses. Most are never claimed. The bike was not locked. Taking it was still wrong. Not trying to justify it.



My punishment by Ali was to give his girlfriend (it was her bike) a new bike of equal or better value and pay her $300. I was also to give her an Orchid , her favorite flower. I did all that immediately. Ali said he would never speak of it again. No other Dead Baby has ever said anything to me about it.



I will never steal a bike again. I am super ashamed of that but I learned my lesson and put it behind me.



As for choking David Hiller. Yes I did that.

It was wrong, but I just snapped after he called me an ass in public.

I apologized to him and even bought him a beer. I have told him I was sorry several times since. I don’t know if he forgives me or not. I said hi to him at Expo and the afterparty. I respect him greatly. He does more good for cycling in Seattle than any other person. He one of our great assets!

I did NOT do any Gossin about with anyone! I was strictly hands off. I resent that anyone thinks otherwise. Sorry about pissing on the boccoli. My bad there, the bathrooms were occupied all night.

This guy cuts me off and so I pull up to him at the intersection and ask him if he saw me. Fuck goes the wording. So I just squirt my water bottle at him. I was carrying GRAPE JUICE that morning. Got it all over his face and torso. I just rode off while he sat there shocked.

Another day I was screamed at for some reason or another. I pulled off my Silca frame pump with campagnolo steel head and cracked the fuckers rear window.

I broke my brake when I crashed my bike into the window breaking the glass.

my favorite quote of the night. aaron introducing himself to two girls outside at the tin hat, "hi im aaron, im a swinger"

Guys! GUYS! can we get back to the real issue at hand? Fuckin sharks are awesome, alright?!

why did you decide to contribute a fragment of a memoir to this thread?

BBQ picture

Is that a young, Velvet Goldmine era Christian Bale behind Aaron in that photo?

14/F/the ocean

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/28/funeral-home-poses-shooti_n_555556.html

fyyff ride

Sorry, you're 2 years too young for Aaron.

a couple.

Ended up at the coast surrounded by red men running "See America" generators. Miss seeing a couple of your druken faces.

Who's Aaron?