baby bearJoined: 23 Aug 2009Posts: 843Location: your mom
bott wrote:
jsmg wrote:
But how will I get anyone (of the ladies) to go to a show with me now?
jsmg wrote:
I'll be at the Pike Place pre-funk early. Like, probably by 5. Swing by and keep me company!
aaahhh...
I'm a smooth criminal, Eric.
Now quit yer Jon Mocking and get your bearded ass down to Pike Place.
bott
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 3:04 pm
will kill you in your sleepJoined: 27 Jul 2005Posts: 868Location: Landlandia
jsmg wrote:
bearded ass
ew.
langston
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 3:09 pm
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jsmg wrote:
Now quit yer Jon Mocking and get your bearded ass down to Pike Place.
order me one of them fancy $5 double vodka martinis and I'll be there at 5:02. Got get in the rockstar mood if I'm going to be filming a video!
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henry
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 3:19 pm
somewhat piggishJoined: 05 Aug 2005Posts: 5415Location: on porch with shotgun
langston wrote:
jsmg wrote:
Now quit yer Jon Mocking and get your bearded ass down to Pike Place.
order me one of them fancy $5 double vodka martinis and I'll be there at 5:02. Got get in the rockstar mood if I'm going to be filming a video!
I assume you meant RockstarTM mood. Seeing as how this video you're doing is for a corporate marching band.
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henry wrote:
I assume you meant RockstarTM mood. Seeing as how this video you're doing is for a corporate marching band.
you know it. I'm too square/stupid to be a part of anything not entirely corporate. I also enjoy being paid for my time. Hey, wanna buy some telecom?
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bott
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 3:23 pm
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langston wrote:
Hey, wanna buy some telecom?
i'll take 3 bottlesworth of your finest telecom please.
langston
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 3:41 pm
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bott wrote:
langston wrote:
Hey, wanna buy some telecom?
i'll take 3 bottlesworth of your finest telecom please.
you've got facilities for the 100M fiber port I just ordered for your boat, right?
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tehschkott
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 3:43 pm
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
Mommy?
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jsmg
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 3:51 pm
baby bearJoined: 23 Aug 2009Posts: 843Location: your mom
btm wrote:
Man, the shit you learn arguing on the stranger.
It must be hard running Critical Mass.
btm
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 3:53 pm
Joined: 02 Jul 2008Posts: 493Location: Rural Maine
jsmg wrote:
btm wrote:
Man, the shit you learn arguing on the stranger.
It must be hard running Critical Mass.
Dude. Fucking tell me about it. This is illegal, that is illegal. All day I've been searching case law to try to determine if it is legal for kittens to be cute or not and I can't get an answer still.
Ugh ugh ugh. I prefer the part of the sport that involves drinking until I can't see straight.
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Sweeney
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 4:06 pm
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Edit: Too windy for Ping Pong, now diverting to Pike Place Brewery.
Not "Headin' over to the Ping Pong table for a little session before the ride"
i wasn't planning on riding tonight, but i JUST said the other day "i've never gone on a .83 ride to carkeek!" and now y'all are tempting me.
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Chip McShoulder
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 4:25 pm
dog licking ice cream coneJoined: 11 Aug 2008Posts: 3022Location: Rainbow Road
You know what would be a cool song for a marching band to play? Holst's "Bringer of War". Seriously, your team wouldn't even have to play - the opponents would flee in terror. Fuckin' Juliard could field a championship team.
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langston wrote:
you've got facilities for the 100M fiber port I just ordered for your boat, right?
If you don't that's gonna be EXPENSIVE!
jeff
Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 9:07 am
SOC pussyJoined: 05 May 2006Posts: 4501
For Rog/Nicky
Show was tits.
corpusjuris
Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 11:09 am
Don't you ever lie to meJoined: 12 May 2008Posts: 1059Location: Boat on a hill
jeff wrote:
Show was tits.
Sigh, still super jealous, but feelin' better now knowing that they're playing a regular ol' show soon for non-rock-stars and -starlets. They're one of those bands where every time they put out something new, it seems like the undercurrent & tone & simple emotion of what they've produced somehow magically syncs with where I'm at in life as well. There's few others I can think of who have done that. That, and they fucking rock out post-pop-punk style at 3 million bpm which is so, so right. And I have a crush on their bassist.
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Chip McShoulder
Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 11:15 am
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Don't you ever lie to meJoined: 12 May 2008Posts: 1059Location: Boat on a hill
No, I'm sorry, we're subbing the Bronze medal out. I am willing to go to the mat on this.
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Chip McShoulder
Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 11:51 am
dog licking ice cream coneJoined: 11 Aug 2008Posts: 3022Location: Rainbow Road
Fair enough. Kim Deal isn't really THAT hot, and I'm led to believe that she is fucking crazy as well.
Your girl needs to do something about that uni-boob, though.
Don't you ever lie to meJoined: 12 May 2008Posts: 1059Location: Boat on a hill
Oh wait, are we purely objectifying them based on physical appearance? That was my favorite game to play in high school with my riot grrl friends. In that case, Kathleen Hanna totally, easily gets at least that bronze medal.
Swwwwooon.
Oh hey guys, how did that ride go, anyway?
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Chip McShoulder
Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 1:50 pm
dog licking ice cream coneJoined: 11 Aug 2008Posts: 3022Location: Rainbow Road
corpusjuris wrote:
Oh wait, are we purely objectifying them based on physical appearance?
No, badassery and musical ability contribute a total of 34% to the overall score.
corpisjerus wrote:
Oh hey guys, how did that ride go, anyway?
I don't have any idea. I was, uh, otherwise engaged.
baby bearJoined: 23 Aug 2009Posts: 843Location: your mom
Chip McShoulder wrote:
I don't have any idea. I was, uh, otherwise engaged.
I will assume that "uh, otherwise engaged" is oh-so-subtle subtext for "fucking."
corpisjerus wrote:
Oh hey guys, how did that ride go, anyway?
I sure as shit had a good time, though you may want to speak to the unfortunate saps I drug up to Targy's.
Itinerary:
God, Queen Anne sucks
Targy's! Drink drink drink.
Riding down Queen Anne is more fun than riding up but causes chain dropouts
Waterwheel Tavern! Drink drink drink.
Hey look, Ben and Laura magically appeared!
Hey look, Ben and Laura magically disappeared!
Baranoff! Drink drink drink.
Hey, are you guys as drunk as I am? Good.
Bartender asks Ginger Bear and I to stop saying the word "fucking" over and over so loudly. Scott replies by telling her "we're not done fucking yet." This fails to endear us to her.
btm
Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 9:12 pm
Joined: 02 Jul 2008Posts: 493Location: Rural Maine
jsmg wrote:
Baranoff! Drink drink drink.
Bartender: Where'd everyone come from?
Me: Bicyclists.
Bartender: Are you the good bicyclists or the bad bicyclists.
Me: Well, I'm one of the good bicyclists. I don't know about those assholes.
Bartender: Good. A bunch of them stole our eightball and .... once.
Scott's Liz: We brought it back!
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