This coming Thursday is my 21st birthday and i am choosing to spend it riding around seattle with you guys and gals. my plan is to get way to drunk to ride home and have one of my friends pick me up,i don't know if anybody all ready as a plan for thursday but if we could play a game of kickball or soccer that would be cool
fatasian
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:39 am
dick wang's fatherJoined: 26 Aug 2008Posts: 1707Location: devenshire
fred did a pretty good job against the TOS. He isn't trying to control the ride, he just said that he wants to get so drunk that he can't bike anymore. That is doable any Thursday.
lantius
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:03 am
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i do have a few favorite 21st birthday ride locations.
fred, ever been to ch-ch-ch-changes?
fatasian
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:09 am
dick wang's fatherJoined: 26 Aug 2008Posts: 1707Location: devenshire
I was referring to them with a sly wink.
corpusjuris
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:32 pm
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lantius wrote:
i do have a few favorite 21st birthday ride locations.
fred, ever been to ch-ch-ch-changes?
I say he pre-funks alone at the Turf while we wait outside.
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the dreaded ben
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:21 pm
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corpusjuris wrote:
I say he pre-funks alone at the Turf while we wait outside.
we need a like button on this damn thing.
frd_mrshall
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:18 pm
Joined: 15 Apr 2010Posts: 176Location: The Park
i'll try anything once
thats how the saying goes right?
fatasian
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:50 pm
dick wang's fatherJoined: 26 Aug 2008Posts: 1707Location: devenshire
frd_mrshall wrote:
i'll try anything once
thats how the saying goes right?
not with these folks, next thing you know your cast is on fire.
Kyleen
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:47 pm
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Today is my birthday, I turned old and my parents got me a kitchen aid. If I decide to be nice I'll make you guys chocolate chip cookies for thursday. If I decide I am lazy and mean I will just bring extra whiskey.
jimmythefly
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:52 pm
Joined: 10 Jan 2007Posts: 1491
frd_mrshall wrote:
i'll try anything once
thats how the saying goes right?
Second only to "Hold my beer, watch this."
bott
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:50 am
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fatasian wrote:
next thing you know your cast is on fire.
I'M FUCKING IRON MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gsbarnes
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 8:59 am
Joined: 15 Aug 2006Posts: 2666Location: No Fun Town, USA
Big deal. Robert Downey Jr. is a super ho.
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tehschkott
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:20 pm
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Remington
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:22 pm
Joined: 23 Jan 2006Posts: 457Location: Remington Country
lantius wrote:
i do have a few favorite 21st birthday ride locations.
dick wang's fatherJoined: 26 Aug 2008Posts: 1707Location: devenshire
It's 7:45 on Thursday morning and I need a drink.
Let celebrate a birthday and get gay.
that is all.
fourfingersdown
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:02 am
r.w. = rainn wilson!Joined: 21 Mar 2008Posts: 1078Location: NOT FUCKING ENGLAND
As this is my birthday ride I would like to suggest a pre-funk. Whiskey Bar. Also, I will not be making it tonight, as I will be working until ~10 and have a party to get ready for tomorrow. But keep the twitters working in case I change my mind.
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the dreaded ben
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:19 am
Grumpy GreebJoined: 20 Aug 2005Posts: 5329Location: flavor country
fatasian wrote:
It's 7:45 on Thursday morning and I need a drink.
Let celebrate a birthday and get gay.
that is all.
hey baby baby, come on light that ass on fire!
fourfingersdown
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:08 pm
r.w. = rainn wilson!Joined: 21 Mar 2008Posts: 1078Location: NOT FUCKING ENGLAND
Tap tap tap...
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the dreaded ben
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:42 pm
Grumpy GreebJoined: 20 Aug 2005Posts: 5329Location: flavor country
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i like it. i guess i'll get some beer on the way.
blasdelf
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:39 pm
BAD NAVIGATORJoined: 01 Mar 2010Posts: 1505
So, nobody at Whiskey Bar or at the docks.
Thanks a lot internet!
jsmg
Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:49 pm
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blasdelf wrote:
So, nobody at Whiskey Bar or at the docks.
Thanks a lot internet!
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derrickito
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:39 am
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shazam
westlake. confusion
eastlake route to uw, trails and confusion to uvillage liquor
bottle of johnny powers
50th and meridian park, frisbee
warm up drinks at moon temple
ride to blue moon. cover, fuck that
ride to earls. found johnny powers and fireworks. fuck them.
kates. too crowded.
als on 45th. success! found laura and lucia.
endless drinking
up the street to changes. problems and fun
buckaroo, enroute fred birthday boy almost makes it but breaks his face
fred cabs home.
hey fred. i have your bike. i'll get it to you after work friday. 206.491.1441 is me. call me tomorrow and i'll get it back to you.
success!
fourfingersdown
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:16 am
r.w. = rainn wilson!Joined: 21 Mar 2008Posts: 1078Location: NOT FUCKING ENGLAND
As in broke, as in fractured, as in hospital?
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fatasian
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:41 am
dick wang's fatherJoined: 26 Aug 2008Posts: 1707Location: devenshire
Andrew_Squirrel
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:43 am
Joined: 01 Mar 2010Posts: 2098Location: Greenwood
oops, should've paced myself a little better...didn't even make it to earls....barfed my brains out.....
fun fun
frd_mrshall
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:32 am
Joined: 15 Apr 2010Posts: 176Location: The Park
FUCK EVERYTHING HURT
last things i can really recall are drinking a shot of whiskey
playing video games and pool
the dans showing up
falling on my face ( not broken ryan, but i think my shoulder might be)
taxi
Hey there was no better way to spend my 21st birthday then with you guys
and who ever payed for my cab i thank you 1 million times i will in some way time to repay you
derrik when do you get off work
henry
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:30 am
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As we were pulling away in the 'bru i witness Fred light his 2nd or 3rd bottle rocket from the mouth. This one not only shot sparks in to his face, but the "report" somehow knocked him over in a pile of drunk boy and bicycle. It was a truly beautiful sight.
Videos of Fred's fireworks and karaoke performances are uploading / transcoding now.
tehschkott
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:19 pm
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Jesus, what happened.
That's rhetorical. Don't answer. I don't want to know; or see the movie on the Internet. Fred.
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blasdelf
Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:22 pm
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Don't worry Scott, there is no video documentation as to the source of his injuries, which came much later. Any lessons to be learned would be plainly obvious when sober and impossible to acknowledge while drunk.
henry wrote:
As we were pulling away in the 'bru i witness Fred light his 2nd or 3rd bottle rocket from the mouth. This one not only shot sparks in to his face, but the "report" somehow knocked him over in a pile of drunk boy and bicycle. It was a truly beautiful sight.
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