daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
BRING OUT YER DEAD!!!
In anticipation of the Wreyfords imminent demise from car wreck, mishap, freak occurrence, medical malpractice, and/or act of god - and in cooperation with Professor Daves Crematorium and Junk Hauling Services, we the living are having a rolling wake for the OBVIOUSLY soon to be dead Wreyford boys on Thursday the 19th.
Show up to Westlake Center with a black armband at 7pm to mark the occasion. You should also bring your Irish whiskey and your singing voices. This will not to be a somber affair under any circumstances. Like all good traditional Irish wakes, this will be a bittersweet affair involving a metric butt-ton of booze, reminiscing, stories, lies, lols, bar fights, singing, and a pile of problems. Bring cab fare, you might need it.
At the end of the evening we will hold final services, everyone can say a few words about the Wreyford boys if you haven't already done so, and when we're all done we'll finish the night out by floating them out into a body of water where we will shoot flaming arrows at them until they catch fire; or until we run out of flaming things to fling at them, which ever comes first. Or maybe we can have a 21 bottlerocket salute. Whatever. We'll figure something out.
That is all.
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Meg-ha!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:37 am
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I see a bikey-bikey New Orleans style Jazz Funeral.....
A celebration of the Wreyford's death?
Yeah, yeah?
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corpusjuris
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:39 am
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Meg-ha! wrote:
img src="http://www.Microsoft Word, part of the Microsoft Office Suite-landry-jazz-funeral.jpg"
LULZ. Meg wins an unwitting internet!
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lantius
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:41 am
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learn it now:
tehschkott
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:42 am
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Meg-ha!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:43 am
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corpusjuris wrote:
Meg-ha! wrote:
img src="http://www.Microsoft Word, part of the Microsoft Office Suite-landry-jazz-funeral.jpg"
LULZ. Meg wins an unwitting internet!
Will one of you fuckers post a pic of a jazz funeral.....thanks
Meg-ha!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:44 am
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Nice work "Tech Support"......
Lando
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:48 am
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I had no choice. They arrived right before you did. I'm sorry.
tehschkott
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:48 am
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
Meg, I like it.
If you play an instrument and care to bring it - hit me up.
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:51 am
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this town could seriously benefit from a second line. I know we have a tuba player, anybody else play brass?
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tehschkott wrote:
If you play an instrument and care to bring it - hit me up.
I'll see if I can scam my way out of band practice, absorb (BORG!) a Haulin Colin trailer and bring my sousaphone. NOLA 2nd Line is my bread and butter.
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:52 am
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Happy Stick Person wrote:
this town could seriously benefit from a second line. I know we have a tuba player, anybody else play brass?
turns out we already have a VERY good 2nd line here in town. Catch one of their shows, they throw it down. http://tubalubaband.com/
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:58 am
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langston wrote:
turns out we already have a VERY good 2nd line here in town. Catch one of their shows, they throw it down. http://tubalubaband.com/
They are great live, and get shitty drunk. Seems like a good fit.
jsmg
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:48 pm
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Any suggestions on where to get black armbands? I'm not good at this costume stuff.
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fatasian
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:54 pm
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Oddly Senior might not make it since he's in an ambulance now.
Kyleen
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:56 pm
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He's just working on his promotional material for thursday.
langston
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:57 pm
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we should try to invite the medics. They've got to be getting on a first name basis by now.
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 3:16 pm
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jsmg wrote:
Any suggestions on where to get black armbands? I'm not good at this costume stuff.
buy a black tablecloth at goodwill/value village, and bring it to westlake with a set of scissors. armbands for everyone!
Meg-ha!
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:39 pm
Joined: 19 May 2008Posts: 240Location: Seattle
Alex wrote:
jsmg wrote:
Any suggestions on where to get black armbands? I'm not good at this costume stuff.
buy a black tablecloth at goodwill/value village, and bring it to westlake with a set of scissors. armbands for everyone!
....exactly what I was about to say.
Minus the scissors, plus using your teeth
bott
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 8:15 am
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Meg-ha! wrote:
Minus the scissors, plus using your teeth
this jewel deserves a highlight.
Chase
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:11 am
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Prefunk: Chapel. It seems fitting. And since I'm not riding my bike I could walk there or whatever dead people do.
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joeball
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:06 am
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Chase wrote:
Prefunk: Chapel. It seems fitting. And since I'm not riding my bike I could walk there or whatever dead people do.
YES... $5 martini happy hour to boot
tehschkott
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:48 am
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
It's their funeral - if they want a prefunk at the Chapel Bar, so be it.
Do you have an alternate suggestion, or are you just here to nay-say?
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:51 am
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The dead - or the about to be dead - are to report to Hater Town at 530 or 6pm. Your Hearse awaits.
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fatasian
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:59 am
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no we went there a couple tuesdays back. well we and the respective mrs's ball & asian
the dreaded ben
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:04 pm
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anyone remember when we just went for rides and got drunk?
jeff
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:11 pm
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the dreaded ben wrote:
anyone remember when we just went for rides and got drunk?
Yeah, I miss Aaron Goss too.
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:28 pm
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the dreaded ben wrote:
anyone remember when we just went for rides and got drunk?
Ah no
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Chase
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:36 pm
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the dreaded ben wrote:
anyone remember when we just went for rides and got drunk?
yeah. It's called winter and we're not there yet
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:53 pm
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lantius
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:17 pm
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the dreaded ben wrote:
anyone remember when we just went for rides and got drunk?
last week? sorry, ben, you couldn't make it.
the dreaded ben
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:25 pm
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lantius wrote:
the dreaded ben wrote:
anyone remember when we just went for rides and got drunk?
last week? sorry, ben, you couldn't make it.
actually last week was the "combination tacohut" ride
the week before was the "laser" ride
the week before that was fred's birthday ride
and the week before that was the oregon trail kegger.
lantius
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:29 pm
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yeah, we did go to that pizza hut/taco bell instead of riding bikes and getting drunk. you're right.
lantius
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:33 pm
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i guess that means we really haven't ever had a ride where we just rode bikes and got drunk. i mean, there was the college inn pub ride, the dick's on 45th ride, the jack block park ride, the goldies ride, the crescent ride, the rimrock steakhouse ride, the carkeek ride, the roanoke ride, the knarr ride, the barrel ride, the canturbury ride, the fauntleroy ride, the cal anderson park ride, the bit saloon ride, the buckaroo ride, the ballard locks ride, the discovery park ride, and a few hundred others.
damn, i see what you mean. every time we set out to just ride bikes and get drunk we end up going somewhere or doing something! what the fuck, people?
jeff
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:39 pm
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I think the beef is with "themed" rides. Sometimes they are fun and sometimes they become tedious.
yeah, but you can't say the combination tachohut was a "theme" in the same way that waffles or bulls are - it was just a request of a place to visit on the route. if anything was the theme last week it was awesome people riding around the lake and lame people getting car rides home.
the dreaded ben
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:52 pm
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you know what? i just don't care right now cuz i just got an awesome new job and am on top of the frickin world right now!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHOOO; ZOMG
jeff
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:57 pm
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lantius wrote:
if anything was the theme last week it was awesome people riding around the lake and lame people getting car rides home.
For those keeping track, lame people are: Nick, myself, Thalia, Alex Wetmore, Devin and John MsG.
Now I know what it feels like to be ostracized from Lee's super awesome adventure club I feel better about inviting Aaron Goss out for a ride in September.
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