i'll eat your pussy like alf (11yo)Joined: 15 Oct 2009Posts: 464Location: Beacon Hill
I started riding with you guys... And as a result, i've lost > 100 pounds, and it's kind of thrown my life in a whole different direction.
Thanks!
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kristen
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:20 am
yeah, sploosh.Joined: 19 Jul 2009Posts: 503Location: the parched hellscape of SF
Congrats, Daryl! you've put in a ton of work, and that deserves a lot of respect. not only for the weight loss, but for your accomplishments on the bicycle. it's been fun to see you develop into a cyclist capable of a full century! be proud of yourself, and keep up the good work!
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the dreaded ben
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:29 am
Grumpy GreebJoined: 20 Aug 2005Posts: 5329Location: flavor country
nicely done.
now if we can do something about that damn mustache. ha.
langston
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:42 am
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
good job dude, there are millions of Americans who haven't been able to do what you have. Don't ever doubt what you can do if you try.
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Andrew_Squirrel
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:44 am
Joined: 01 Mar 2010Posts: 2098Location: Greenwood
I'm buying you a beer, pure awesomeness.
sorahn
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:48 am
i'll eat your pussy like alf (11yo)Joined: 15 Oct 2009Posts: 464Location: Beacon Hill
the dreaded ben wrote:
now if we can do something about that damn mustache. ha.
That involves me being less lazy... Not very likely.
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Kyleen
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:02 am
might have vagina, unconfirmedJoined: 06 Jan 2010Posts: 948Location: Space pirate ship manned by dinosaurs
the dreaded ben wrote:
that damn molestache.
ftfy
good job though. Impressive!
MyNameIsJeff
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:48 pm
BOOSH!Joined: 17 Jul 2007Posts: 2042Location: Nearest bar.
I said Hi to you on the bus the other day!
Yup!
corpusjuris
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 6:40 pm
Don't you ever lie to meJoined: 12 May 2008Posts: 1059Location: Boat on a hill
Andrew_Squirrel wrote:
I'm buying you a beer, pure awesomeness.
I'm buying you a pint glass of irish cream, pure awesomeness!
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tehschkott
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:48 pm
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
Kyleen you talk a lot of shit about Daryl. Why don't you concentrate more on not eating shit and taking a pile of people out with you every single time you do it. I can count three times that I've been present that you've done it. Maybe you can buy another expensive bike frame that you have no idea what to do with to overcome this.
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ksep
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:12 am
Joined: 27 Jan 2007Posts: 1879Location: Westlake
tehschkott wrote:
I can count three times that I've been present that you've done it.
Confirmed!
* near Bush Gardens (stitches)
* 24th Ave NW & 60ish (ulock)
* myrtle edwards park (old school)
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Chip McShoulder
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:15 am
dog licking ice cream coneJoined: 11 Aug 2008Posts: 3022Location: Rainbow Road
goes to elevenJoined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 3899Location: The Cloud
tehschkott wrote:
Kyleen you talk a lot of shit about Daryl. Why don't you concentrate more on not eating shit and taking a pile of people out with you every single time you do it. I can count three times that I've been present that you've done it. Maybe you can buy another expensive bike frame that you have no idea what to do with to overcome this.
Happy thread make joby happy!
Then thread become sad. Very sad. Sad thread make joby sad.
No sad threads! No!
HAPPY!
blasdelf
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 2:17 am
BAD NAVIGATORJoined: 01 Mar 2010Posts: 1505
tehschkott wrote:
Maybe you can buy another expensive bike frame that you have no idea what to do with to overcome this.
Says the man who must cast off his Pugsley into the world an unbuilt bastard.
At least Kyleen continuously gigglesqueals in an endearing way when she wrecks shit up instead of alternating between adenoidal whining and a head-in-hands staring contest with the ground.
MikeOD
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:13 am
Joined: 04 Feb 2006Posts: 545
joby wrote:
Happy thread make joby happy!
Then thread become sad. Very sad. Sad thread make joby sad.
No sad threads! No!
HAPPY!
Has Adam Sandler hacked your account?
Kyleen
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:05 am
might have vagina, unconfirmedJoined: 06 Jan 2010Posts: 948Location: Space pirate ship manned by dinosaurs
Anyone who saw the "wreck" yesterday knows that I didn't cause it and that it was very minor. I managed to cleat out and catch myself in a hail of sparks. Maybe you should find something better to do, yourself. I was just ribbing him for fun but you genuinely have an angry hatred for me and make no attempts to hide it. You're not doing yourself any favors.
tehschkott
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:14 am
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
It's true - two oxy from Derrick + drinking in the river all day = blackout.
What can I say - seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Alex
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:32 am
Joined: 18 May 2006Posts: 3128Location: Roosevelt
crashing, bickering, and oxy blackouts make me sad. it's more fun to pretend that we all love each other.
tehschkott
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:45 am
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
Agreed
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fourfingersdown
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:50 am
r.w. = rainn wilson!Joined: 21 Mar 2008Posts: 1078Location: NOT FUCKING ENGLAND
I talk way more shit on Daryl than Kyleen. Just for the record.
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Kyleen
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:50 am
might have vagina, unconfirmedJoined: 06 Jan 2010Posts: 948Location: Space pirate ship manned by dinosaurs
Alex wrote:
pretend that we all love each other.
isn't that what the oxy is for? heh.
sorahn
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:20 am
i'll eat your pussy like alf (11yo)Joined: 15 Oct 2009Posts: 464Location: Beacon Hill
fourfingersdown wrote:
I talk way more shit on Daryl than Kyleen. Just for the record.
Yea, but i'll attribute that to waking up on Christine's couch with you and the ruckusattempting to "fit" into her panties.
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fourfingersdown
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 9:10 am
r.w. = rainn wilson!Joined: 21 Mar 2008Posts: 1078Location: NOT FUCKING ENGLAND
sorahn wrote:
fourfingersdown wrote:
I talk way more shit on Daryl than Kyleen. Just for the record.
Yea, but i'll attribute that to waking up on Christine's couch with you and the ruckusattempting to "fit" into her panties.
Yeah, then Julia passed out in Christine's bed and you totally creeped up in there with her. Creepin'
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sorahn
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 9:15 am
i'll eat your pussy like alf (11yo)Joined: 15 Oct 2009Posts: 464Location: Beacon Hill
I sort of remember that...
I accepted a drink from both Henry and Derrick, maybe not my finest hour.
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dennyt
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 9:18 am
rocket mechanicJoined: 02 Aug 2005Posts: 2708
Happy!
ksep
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 9:22 am
Joined: 27 Jan 2007Posts: 1879Location: Westlake
clearly this friday would be a good friday for the temporary anon forum to activate!
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the dreaded ben
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:02 am
Grumpy GreebJoined: 20 Aug 2005Posts: 5329Location: flavor country
abamfici wrote:
clearly this friday would be a good friday for the temporary anon forum to activate!
no shit, the forums have crashed into the mountain and everyone was killed.
i think we may have finally drank ourselves stupid.
Chip McShoulder
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:24 am
dog licking ice cream coneJoined: 11 Aug 2008Posts: 3022Location: Rainbow Road
abamfici wrote:
clearly this friday would be a good friday for the temporary anon forum to activate!
I agree. Please make me, Scott, and Ryan Wreyford moderators. None of us have anything else to do this morning, I'm betting.
r.w. = rainn wilson!Joined: 21 Mar 2008Posts: 1078Location: NOT FUCKING ENGLAND
I guess I would probably call it a night as well after having to watch me stuff my balls into a pair of Christine's underpants. That was the original Dostal Hostal panty party. You've dropped a shit ton of weight since then, you'd probably be able to fit into the women's undies I was wearing that night. Good on ya for all the hard work you've done and for becoming more healthy. But
don't get too slim, us fat guys kick ass on the downhills. But if you ever punch me in the head again for no reason at my own birthday while I have a crippling migraine while I'm in my bed with three really hot chicks that are taking care of me, I'll spit on you.
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lantius
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 5:16 pm
1337Joined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 6705Location: right over
fourfingersdown wrote:
I guess I would probably call it a night as well after having to watch me stuff my balls into a pair of Christine's underpants. That was the original Dostal Hostal panty party. You've dropped a shit ton of weight since then, you'd probably be able to fit into the women's undies I was wearing that night. Good on ya for all the hard work you've done and for becoming more healthy. But
don't get too slim, us fat guys kick ass on the downhills. But if you ever punch me in the head again for no reason at my own birthday while I have a crippling migraine while I'm in my bed with three really hot chicks that are taking care of me, I'll spit on you.
Ryan you talk a lot of shit about Daryl. Why don't you concentrate more on not eating shit and taking a pile of people out with you every single time you do it. I can count three times that I've been present that you've done it. Maybe you can buy another expensive bike frame that you have no idea what to do with to overcome this.
Chip McShoulder
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 5:21 pm
dog licking ice cream coneJoined: 11 Aug 2008Posts: 3022Location: Rainbow Road
lantius wrote:
fourfingersdown wrote:
I guess I would probably call it a night as well after having to watch me stuff my balls into a pair of Christine's underpants. That was the original Dostal Hostal panty party. You've dropped a shit ton of weight since then, you'd probably be able to fit into the women's undies I was wearing that night. Good on ya for all the hard work you've done and for becoming more healthy. But
don't get too slim, us fat guys kick ass on the downhills. But if you ever punch me in the head again for no reason at my own birthday while I have a crippling migraine while I'm in my bed with three really hot chicks that are taking care of me, I'll spit on you.
Ryan you talk a lot of shit about Daryl. Why don't you concentrate more on not eating shit and taking a pile of people out with you every single time you do it. I can count three times that I've been present that you've done it. Maybe you can buy another expensive bike frame that you have no idea what to do with to overcome this.
Too soon, dude.
Also, I can't log in with my troll handle, can you fix that. Maybe I typed the wrong password for that shit. Can you make sure that it is ( or change it to ) "bitz" for me?
now with 50 percent more EVILJoined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 10566
maybe you should email lando
blasdelf
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:41 pm
BAD NAVIGATORJoined: 01 Mar 2010Posts: 1505
tehschkott wrote:
Kyleen you talk a lot of shit about Daryl. Why don't you concentrate more on not eating shit and taking a pile of people out with you every single time you do it. I can count three times that I've been present that you've done it. Maybe you can buy another expensive bike frame that you have no idea what to do with to overcome this.
lantius wrote:
Ryan you talk a lot of shit about Daryl. Why don't you concentrate more on not eating shit and taking a pile of people out with you every single time you do it. I can count three times that I've been present that you've done it. Maybe you can buy another expensive bike frame that you have no idea what to do with to overcome this.
Hey Daryl, how are you liking your new role as a universal foil for second-order trolling?
fatasian
Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:52 am
dick wang's fatherJoined: 26 Aug 2008Posts: 1707Location: devenshire
sweet sweet lee.. can i have your baby?
tehschkott
Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 10:04 am
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
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