goes to elevenJoined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 3899Location: The Cloud
1) I Am banned from airplanes and no longer have any purpose in life
2) I've suddenly become interested in bicycling
3) I have purchased each of you a special gift with a value of over US$0.30.
Come to westlake at 7:15 and entertain me.
Sweeney
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:31 am
Joined: 18 Feb 2009Posts: 851Location: English Hill, Redmond
r.w. = rainn wilson!Joined: 21 Mar 2008Posts: 1078Location: NOT FUCKING ENGLAND
4) I am not banned from airplanes, I have to hop on one on Monday.
5) I won't get to ride bikes with you fuckers for at least another year after tonite
6) I have a gift for Joby, valued around $22.50+tax
It looks like it'll be a lovely evening to ride bikes.
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fatasian
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:20 am
dick wang's fatherJoined: 26 Aug 2008Posts: 1707Location: devenshire
7) I am fat and sometimes asian. Bikes.
kristen
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:32 am
yeah, sploosh.Joined: 19 Jul 2009Posts: 503Location: the parched hellscape of SF
8) I am fat and never asian, but sometimes pretty. Bikes!
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joby
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:35 am
goes to elevenJoined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 3899Location: The Cloud
9) Nothing grips like the Monkey. (you'll see)
jeff
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:38 am
SOC pussyJoined: 05 May 2006Posts: 4501
I've got good news!
That gum you like is going to come back in style.
gsbarnes
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:48 am
Joined: 15 Aug 2006Posts: 2666Location: No Fun Town, USA
Did you storm the cockpit again, Joby?
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fourfingersdown
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:58 am
r.w. = rainn wilson!Joined: 21 Mar 2008Posts: 1078Location: NOT FUCKING ENGLAND
kristen wrote:
8) I am fat and never asian, but sometimes pretty. Bikes!
This is kinda getting old.
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Chip McShoulder
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:28 am
dog licking ice cream coneJoined: 11 Aug 2008Posts: 3022Location: Rainbow Road
10) I haven't had the opportunity to ride with you fine people in well over a month. Something tells me I should try and keep that streak going, but against my better judgement, I will be coming out anyway.
11) I have no gifts for any of you.
12) Wait, I take that back. I have a book for Ryan Wreyford, valued at $8.53.
baby bearJoined: 23 Aug 2009Posts: 843Location: your mom
15) I'm hoping to catch up with you fuckers, but cannot make the start as I will be helping to produce amateur pornography. Please keep your Twitternets updated.
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kristen
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:53 am
yeah, sploosh.Joined: 19 Jul 2009Posts: 503Location: the parched hellscape of SF
fourfingersdown wrote:
kristen wrote:
8) I am fat and never asian, but sometimes pretty. Bikes!
This is kinda getting old.
Noted. Please accept my humblest apologies.
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fourfingersdown
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:56 am
r.w. = rainn wilson!Joined: 21 Mar 2008Posts: 1078Location: NOT FUCKING ENGLAND
kristen wrote:
fourfingersdown wrote:
kristen wrote:
8) I am fat and never asian, but sometimes pretty. Bikes!
This is kinda getting old.
Noted. Please accept my humblest apologies.
You too Devin, you're making guys like Lee and I self conscious.
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langston
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:57 am
Joined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 5547Location: Columbia City
16. I have band practice until 9 and will endeavor to catch up with y'all if yer reasonably nearby. Please keep cell phones engaged.
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jsmg
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:12 pm
baby bearJoined: 23 Aug 2009Posts: 843Location: your mom
fourfingersdown wrote:
You too Devin, you're making guys like Lee and I self conscious.
Did you ever consider that maybe Devin is saying he's fat for an Asian?
GOD, you're so racist.
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corpusjuris
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:12 pm
Don't you ever lie to meJoined: 12 May 2008Posts: 1059Location: Boat on a hill
17) I am finishing up moving to ye olde hipster hill, and have to be at a show of a friend's (who is moving to NYC - I'm taking her room, actually) at 10pm downtown. I will hopefully at least prefunk and say hi at WLC and maybe ride to stop #1. If not, Dear Ben, etc etc.
18) God I miss riding bikes with you guys but everybody is leaving and I keep getting distracted by goodbye parties. Fawwwk.
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joby
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:14 pm
goes to elevenJoined: 25 Jul 2005Posts: 3899Location: The Cloud
19) If you don't like pumpkin beer, stay home.
lantius
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:15 pm
1337Joined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 6705Location: right over
fourfingersdown wrote:
kristen wrote:
8) I am fat and never asian, but sometimes pretty. Bikes!
Kristen is kinda getting old.
#issuesdoubledown
lantius
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:15 pm
1337Joined: 22 Jul 2005Posts: 6705Location: right over
#20 hoping today can be the first day this week that i leave work the same calendar day i arrived.
kristen
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:23 pm
yeah, sploosh.Joined: 19 Jul 2009Posts: 503Location: the parched hellscape of SF
lantius wrote:
Kristen is kinda getting old
True.
21) This will be my last point83 Thursday as a 26-year-old.
Oh wait...did you mean that I annoy you?
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jeff
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:36 pm
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Prefunc. Outside. On a deck. Preferably with food stuffs of the non vegetarian variety.
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