oh, and if anyone's got a wiffleball it would make a nice addition. The longer your stick, the better chance you got at scorin. yaknowwhatimsayin?
kristen
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:08 am
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oh hai soyoung.
i like your idea. i also like your teenage mutant ninja turtle helmet, but that's beside the point. i have at least one whiffle ball that i will bring on thursday.
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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:23 am
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I just showed this to my intern and she said, "oh, the wizard staff!" I guess that's what the college kids are calling it.
I'm showing my big gay movie at seattle's big gay film festival that night so I'm out. wah wah!
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lantius
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:36 am
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fuck yes. apparently nerds are cool again, because this sounds like binge drinking meets dungeons and dragons. and i love it: wizard staff.
Quote:
- The game is played by drinking beer. Like many drinking games, it is a test of ability drink + endurance + ability to perform basic functions while drunk.
- When the game is started every one is given a full beer which they must drink. Once this first beer is finished, the drinker becomes a "Level 1 Wizard". This is called "Leveling up".
- The drinker must then take a new beer and duct tape it to the top of the beer just finished. The new beer is now atop the finished beer and ready to be consumed.
- Once this second beer is finished, the player may level up again. He/she is now a Level 2 Wizard.
- During the rules explanation, it will be determined whether the Boss must be fought at every 3rd, 5th or 7th level.
- This means that to ascend to that level (if it is every 3rd, then Level 3, 6, 9 , and so on) you must take a shot of hard alcohol before actually becoming that next level wizard.
- For example, between finishing the 3rd level and starting the 4th level the boss must be fought.
- One way the game can be played is to have the Level 3 Boss be called Boss Jim (if you are drinking Jim Beam) and then have Level 6 be Boss Jose or Cuervo (if you have Jose Cuervo).
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Perfect. Lets drink and make weapons.
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Remington
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:03 pm
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lantius wrote:
fuck yes.
Quote:
- When the game is started every one is given a full beer which they must drink. Once this first beer is finished, the drinker becomes a "Level 1 Wizard". This is called "Leveling up".
- The drinker must then take a new beer and duct tape it to the top of the beer just finished. The new beer is now atop the finished beer and ready to be consumed.
Minor difference in the rules:
The first can *must* be taped to your hand (step 1).
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soyoung wrote:
by the way, did you leave a cell phone charger in the truck?
Yeah but I realize it was gone until I checked just now. That's how often I use it.
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lantius
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:25 pm
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Remington wrote:
Minor difference in the rules:
The first can *must* be taped to your hand (step 1).
Otherwise you lose.
while i admire the edward 40-hands aspect, mightn't it be more fun if most of the folks could ride with us? not everybody is a drunk no-handed biking ninja like you.
Remington
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:50 pm
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lantius wrote:
Remington wrote:
Otherwise you lose.
while i admire the edward 40-hands aspect, mightn't it be more fun if most of the folks could ride with us? not everybody is a drunk no-handed biking ninja like you.
All I'm sayin' is that Edward Wizardwand-hands footdown sounds like a good plan to me.
But that won't make me try to stop an Olympic Wizardwand javelin contest from taking place.
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derrickito
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:23 pm
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the chatter on the interweb gchat/facebooks is that this is a fantastic idea. im pretty sure i'll be able to ride a bike while attaining 7th level wizard status. may have to be a park riding night, as im sure we'd be asked to leave any bar we enter while wizarding.
ksep
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:42 pm
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derrickito wrote:
may have to be a park riding night, as im sure we'd be asked to leave any bar we enter while wizarding.
i love this already. don't you ever wizard to me!
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jeff
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:44 pm
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Seems like a slippery slope that could lead to full on LARPing.
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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:45 pm
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Why no, I'm not drinking a beer... I am a practicing level 1 wizard. Totally different.
joby
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:47 pm
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This is an amazing idea and has my full support. I gotta ask though: Do we really want the cans taped to our hands in a park? Being able to drop the thing in your hand and deny everything has kept many of you out of trouble.
Plus, it's harder to have a jedi sword fight if you can't grasp the sword with both hands.
Kyleen
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:57 pm
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I agree, I would prefer not to have it taped to my hand.
We should mix this idea with the six pack shuffle. That way we ride around to random places, become high level wizards and pillage the country side. All in one night.
derrickito
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:58 pm
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don't be a wuss, tape it to your hand.
we're all 20/30/40 year old adults, no need to be scared of cops.
lantius
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 3:21 pm
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and this is where the thread unravels.
soyoung
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 3:55 pm
Joined: 14 Jul 2010Posts: 185Location: Seattle
joby wrote:
Do we really want the cans taped to our hands in a park? Being able to drop the thing in your hand and deny everything has kept many of you out of trouble.
I thought about this on the way home. also, cans getting crushed and cutting up palms. but not having the tower, wizard staff, whatever you wanna call it affixed to your hand ruins the fun of figuring out what how to drink after 5 beers
So here's my proposed solution. behold, the beer handle
added bonus - using both hands to steer and brake when riding between parks
soyoung
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 4:01 pm
Joined: 14 Jul 2010Posts: 185Location: Seattle
that being said, it seems hard to deny you were drinking WHEN YOU HAVE A FUCKING WIZARD STAFF
derrickito
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 4:19 pm
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im going to be a purist and tape it to my hand, because im not a baby.
Kyleen
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 4:26 pm
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Your hand doesn't even work anyways, cheater!
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Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 4:30 pm
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sorahn
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 4:38 pm
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Just think pbr instead of pepsi
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fatasian
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 6:58 pm
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soyoung wrote:
my fever just reached 110, er, someone's did.
henry
Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:24 am
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I played a practice round last night. This game is awesome. Ow my head.
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