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Seattle Santarchy PUBMARCH DEATHCRAWL Fun Jet and/or Fear/Beer, Going Rogue, (Its a Trap!): You Asked For It Period Stop. No, Really. Stop. Ho10
And you know what that means... SANTACON! Get out that Santa suit. Don't forget to not wash it. Fill up your flasks and grab some elves because its SANTA TIME!
What is Santacon?
...For those new Santas, what you need to know is this. Santa can't do what Santa needs to do the night of Dec. 24th without some recon work. So Santa checks out who's been naughty in cities all over the world in the month of December... and sometimes in July. So we suit up and go on a merry adventure drinking as much as we can and spreading jolly cheer. All you need is a pair of good walking shoes, a Santa outfit and the location of where and when to show up and you're good to go!
Basically its about the funnest thing you could possibly do with your time so don't even think about not showing up.
Wait... is it Santarchy or Santacon? I'm confused.
Yes.
WHERE IS SEATTLE SANTARCHY 2010?
Fremont TROLL @ NOON Sat. Dec 18th (Troll Ave, Seattle, WA 98103)
Remember... Santa will be on the move by 12:30 sharp! So show up early or on-time to be sure not to lose Santa. If you can't make it on time you can probably find the red horde meandering through Fremont.
The 4 F*s of Santacon:
1. Santa does not f* with kids
2. Santa does not f* with police
3. Santa does not f* with security
4. Santa does not f* with Santa
Other conventions of Santacon:
- Follow Santa
- No Santa Left Behind! Keep track of your Santa friends.
- Don't wash the suit! Your Disgusting Santa suit is a badge of honor. Wear it proudly.
- Bars can be crowded. Its best to carry a backup plan (cough*flask!)
- Follow Santa
What are the answers to these stupid questions?
Q: Who are you?
A: SANTA!
A: ELVIS!
Q: Where are you from?
A: North of here a bit...
A: The North Pole!
A: I guess this is what happens when you eat a York Peppermint Patty on the North Pole
Q: Why are you dressed like that?
A: Red and White is the new Black and Denim
A: To spread the good word of Santa & Socialism
Q: What are you doing here?
A: Mrs. Claus kicked me out.
A: You're not my mother!
A: Looking for some hot elf action.
A: What are YOU doing here?
A: My sleigh broke down.
A: Trying to steal change from Unicef DING DING DING!
Santa's Little Workshop:
Santacon is a great time for Santa to try out new toys, so whether you've got Naughty and Nice Stickers, Spray Snow, Naughty Cristmas Carols, Stuffed Animal flasks, GIANT candy canes, A Beer hat with candy cane striped straws, New Santa outfits... Santacon is the place to try all that stuff out. Santa loves creativity. If you don't do any of that... don't worry you can always drink.
Ok... I'm IN... where do I get a suit?
Last minute Santas have been known to find suits at Party City. Costume shops should carry them seasonally. Yucky Santas can find them at Walmart so I'm told... and Santa can also GOOGLE for santa suit and find many other options.
Practicalities:
Santa doesn't care how good you look in those shoes, leave them home and wear something comfy on your feet. December is cold... make sure you have something warm to wear even if your santa "suit" is skimpy.
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jsmg
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:26 pm
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Do we want to have a .83 meetup spot? Somewhere divey, preferably?
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tehschkott
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:31 pm
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
How about breakfast at Voulas? It's a whole day of drinking starting at noon thirty - a big meal prob wouldn't be a terrible way to start the day.
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joeball
Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:30 pm
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Wait...is this happening Thursday or Saturday and in Seattle or Oslo?
blasdelf
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:11 am
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joeball wrote:
Wait.is this happening Thursday or Saturday and in Seattle or Oslo?
Saturday in Seattle, we'd need at least two more stoves to be wetmoring it
Kevin said he found hella cheap santa suiting at Daiso in Westlake Center, I'm planning on stopping there on my way to the ride
liz
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 8:33 am
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blasdelf wrote:
Kevin said he found hella cheap santa suiting at Daiso in Westlake Center, I'm planning on stopping there on my way to the ride
They're out, and so is the one in the ID, and Alderwood Mall. Santas came early this year to clean out the Daisos. We're still looking for one.
ksep
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:20 am
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blasdelf wrote:
Kevin said he found hella cheap santa suiting at Daiso
According to internet records if you don't have your Santa Daiso by Dec 1st you're likely too late.
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corpusjuris
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:43 am
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Last year I got mine day-of at Red Light in the U-District for fairly cheap (I think it was $15-20?) and it's still in pretty good shape for this year, even after a really long damn day of drinking. I'd give them a look.
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bott
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:03 am
will kill you in your sleepJoined: 27 Jul 2005Posts: 868Location: Landlandia
Excited this shit's going down in Fremont.
Also, keep your santa phone's on... I will have to be catching up with ya red fuckers.
Got my costume, not so much as washed from last year:
Chip McShoulder
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:27 am
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Daiso still had women's (shorter sleeves, a skirt, no beard) santa suits yesterday.
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bott wrote:
Excited this shit's going down in Fremont.
FUCK!
new santarchy announcement wrote:
The starting point changed because some of the bars backed out due to all the press coverage of 1000+ santas coming to their establishment. The bars on the hill are more than happy to help us out. The route will be handed out in the park. it is up to Santa to spread the word to the rest of his flock. Not mine.
tehschkott
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:11 pm
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
FREMONT TROLL @ NOON
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:15 pm
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The last thing I heard was that the FB event got canceled because the press was trying to interview the owner of it as though he organized Santarchy. That was this morning & it said we were still on for the Troll.
And if it's not, who cares? We're in bikes, we'll catch up.
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tehschkott
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:18 pm
daywalkerJoined: 09 Nov 2007Posts: 6108Location: Hatertown
Prefunk at Voulas at 10am for food. If you're joining, RSVP somehow. Bonus to this is - if it turns out the Cal Anderson is the bigger/better location, we can bounce up the hill from there.
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derrickito
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:48 pm
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whoever was deleting that main facebook page and trying to move the event TWO FUCKING DAYS before it happened is a complete bonehead. moving santarchy after everyone already knows of the start is like trying to move critical mass. it's something that has a life of it's own. there's no reason to inform bars that it's coming, just let them deal with the business.
TROLL noon.
derrickito
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:00 pm
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oh man. the internet is a mess now. one guy gets scared of the media and completely fucks the entire information delivery because of it? bonehead.
there are like 5 fucking santarchy seattle FB pages now. and everyone is pissing and moaning.
troll at noon. that's all that is needed to know
bott
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:22 am
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tehschkott wrote:
FREMONT TROLL @ NOON
UNFUCK!
saccade
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:59 am
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it's called "santarchy" and people are surprised that it lacks organization?
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