2011.5.14 Remmington Country VS. Ben Country V.I. Anything and everything .83 Seattle

[the dreaded ben]

you know the drill. kick spring off in style.

we'll be riding out, camping that night and riding back the next day.


52 miles, pretty flat.
it's an awesome location, and a rad ride. i'll be handing out prizes for anyone that goes off the rope swing or rides any livestock on the way up.
we'll be in the middle of nowhere with no way in or out, so i strongly encourage shenanigans of all types.

the road is gated 2.1 miles from the camp, but there is plenty of parking if you need to drive up. the gravel road is fantastic. 23's are fine. there is one small washout about 25' long that big heavy trailers will be a bitch to get by. more info

as usual, this ride will be unsupported.
ie carry whatever you need to live outside for 2 days in the cascades.
the camp is 100% primitive. no running water, no toilets, no tables, no chairs, no cars, no salvation.
water filters and cook stoves will abound, so don't bring 2 of each.
don't bring your dog or your trailer or your dog trailer.
pm me if you have a functioning machete.
fuck yeah saws and cowboy hats are strongly encouraged.
bring your peter j. woodman.
get your liquor the night before, but we'll get beer/wine on the way.
don't eat the whole cookie.
buy tiddlefitz a shot. it's his birthday.
depending on the outcry i may plan a simple group fiesta.
hollar if you need to borrow camping/bike shit. we have extra everything.
don't give remmy booze.
i require whiskey.
no one tell sketchy.
someone tell ro.

questions, comments, concerns, complaints, corpulence?
contact derrick early morning at 206.491.1441 or derrickito@gmail.com

[jsmg]

If anyone's either driving or staging a car up there, give me a holler and I'll arrange to send up my dutch oven with you. MOAR PEACH DUMP CAKE

[Kyleen]

[sorahn]

[corpusjuris]

[caustic meatloaf]

Fortunately, I have 28s on the ol' steel horse. Would a Bowie knife count as a suitable machete-ish tool?

[tehschkott]

oh god

[joeball]

[Charcharodon Megladon]

[mailemae]

[Andrew_Squirrel]

[Sweeney]

[ksep]

[haulincolin]

I'm stoked for this.

http://fuckyeahnouns.com/ben%20the%20angry%20hippy

[fatasian]

[lantius]

[derrickito]

[fatasian]

[jsmg]

I move that "fuck yeah" images be required for TOS member pages.

[gsbarnes]

[TorreyK]

[bott]

Heh... hmmmm...

[joeball]

[henry]

[bott]

[ksep]

I've seen into the future.
<a href="http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/photos/photo-gallery-carnage-on-the-cobbles"><img src="http://cdn2.media.cyclingnews.futurecdn.net/2011/04/11/2/pic189355446_600.jpg"></a>

[Kyleen]

nevermind, nothing to see here

[jeff]

Thanks Kyleen,

No one reads the internet at work.

[Kyleen]

Yea, good point. I have updated the label as such. I hope you are not at work still at 11pm.

[Eric_s]

[jeff]

[Chip McShoulder]

[tehschkott]

[the dreaded ben]

[ethan]

[SKETCHY]

[the dreaded ben]

[TorreyK]

[soyoung]

[tehschkott]