Time to shave the beard Lee, they're onto you

Posted:
Tue Jan 24, 2012 11:02 pm
by tictoc
"Maybe lay low on express lane "shortcuts" for a while. The UWPD would appreciate it.
That aint gonna cut it. You're going to have to go into hiding:

Posted:
Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:22 pm
by caustic meatloaf
If we define the base unit of beard measurements as the LeeBeard (or LeB for short), then I think we have a good metric to use when defining beards.
For example, Derrick has grown out his beard significantly. I would define it to be approximately .6LeB. TehSchkott has a pretty thin beard, coming in at a mere .09LeB. Sweeney has a beard that I think may actually be 1.05LeB.
This is not at all necessarily relevant to this thread, but worth thinking about.