Craig's List Fucktardery

by **lantius** » Mon May 07, 2012 10:51 am

Not Craigslist, but fucktardery:
http://picycle.com/compare-2012-picycles/

<img src="http://picycle.com/storage/slideshow_2012KRicons5.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1334091600231">

by **dennyt** » Mon May 07, 2012 12:26 pm

So, that bike has 30% less battery capacity than mine, but it's heavier and 2X-3X as expensive. Awesome!

But hey, at least you can say you ride a banana.

by **gsbarnes** » Mon May 07, 2012 12:56 pm

The banana bike is back!

by **Andrew_Squirrel** » Mon May 07, 2012 1:06 pm

by **Andrew_Squirrel** » Wed May 16, 2012 2:30 pm

by **Chip McShoulder** » Wed May 16, 2012 5:43 pm

Maybe he'll trade them for that guy's 23mm gatorskins

by **rory** » Thu May 17, 2012 8:31 am

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/bik/3012302232.html

"This was my 13 yr olds "A" bike He used it for last season's cyclocross season."

by **Eric the Red** » Thu May 17, 2012 11:30 am

Clearly that kid is gonna go pro. Carbon wheels are so much faster riding through mud with thirty fuckin two mm tires. Jesus.

by **tehschkott** » Thu May 17, 2012 12:06 pm

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/bik/2968297649.html

Here you go boys, just to hurt your faces.

(Pulled from tarck)

by **caustic meatloaf** » Thu May 17, 2012 12:26 pm

bullhorns are for pussies. I ride with ANTLERS.

by **langston** » Thu May 17, 2012 12:31 pm

I'd totally ride that, but I worry I don't own appropriate spd-compatible cowboy boots.

by **jayone** » Sat May 19, 2012 10:23 am

Something is missing, but I can't quite figure out what...

http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/bik/3024519287.html

Custom Fixed Gear - $100 (N. Tacoma)

Modified an old steel Schwinn frame with surly cog and misc. parts. Solid simple bike, wont need much maintenance. Large frame for someone tall. Frame was treated with mineral spirits and clear coat, but there is some rust, should be easy to paint if you're so inclined. Give me a call or text if you're interested/ have questions, Mark @...

by **haulincolin** » Sat May 19, 2012 11:25 am

I like how that ad doesn't even mention the missing seat tube, as if it's completely normal.

by **Andrew_Squirrel** » Sat May 19, 2012 7:53 pm

by **ksep** » Sun May 20, 2012 10:26 am

by **whoreratiocane** » Tue May 22, 2012 11:36 am

by **Chip McShoulder** » Tue May 22, 2012 1:24 pm

by **gsbarnes** » Tue May 22, 2012 2:16 pm

by **caustic meatloaf** » Tue May 22, 2012 6:10 pm

by **Eric the Red** » Wed May 23, 2012 5:11 am

by **Andrew_Squirrel** » Thu May 24, 2012 12:40 pm

by **caustic meatloaf** » Thu May 24, 2012 12:50 pm

by **langston** » Thu May 24, 2012 1:57 pm

by **caustic meatloaf** » Thu May 24, 2012 2:10 pm

by **lantius** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:50 pm

by **joeball** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:02 pm

by **Bo Ttorff** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:28 pm

by **tehschkott** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:08 pm

by **limpyweta** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:19 pm

by **Bo Ttorff** » Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:23 pm

http://slo.craigslist.org/bik/3050996290.html

by **henry** » Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:28 pm

by **Andrew_Squirrel** » Wed Jul 11, 2012 2:47 pm

by **caustic meatloaf** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:58 am

"came from a good home". Yes I'm sure it did. Who drives a van full of bike parts 1500 miles to sell them on craigslist? If I were a cop, I'd be wanting to check out what he's loading his van up with for the trip back home.

by **Andrew_Squirrel** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:22 am

Bikase Cheeseburger Saddle Bag

by **Alex** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:30 am

by **jimmythefly** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:44 am

Only if we get the matching bell. Must be mounted on the same bike.

http://www.universalcycles.com/shopping . php?id=359

by **whoreratiocane** » Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:48 am

He will also need the proper riding jersey.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/GET-A-LIFE-allo . 3a774c56df

by **tehschkott** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:13 am

by **caustic meatloaf** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:39 am

by **blasdelf** » Thu Jul 19, 2012 5:57 pm

Craig's List Fucktardery
Fix it, repair it, how do I do it, what's the best part to use, and now: how do I get there?

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Craig's List Fucktardery Fix it, repair it, how do I do it, what's the best part to use, and now: how do I get there?

Who is online

Craig's List Fucktardery
Fix it, repair it, how do I do it, what's the best part to use, and now: how do I get there?