At which point I rediscovered my oversized head:
Decided to give it some street cred:
And then came to the conclusion that I should give it away. If anyone wants it (it's my first hat ever, and it does show somewhat), you can have it for the low price of one good pint of beer at next tuesday's pre-funk. My head is about 22.5 inches around. It would probably work better for someone around the 21 inch range.