Solstace Yard Sale/Party June 21
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:47 pmIf any of you faggotty hippies are going to see a bunch of hairy chicks and closeted homos ride bikes naked next weekend you should stop by my house. We're having a yard sale/party from Noon until I tell you fuckers to get out (I own a shot gun, don't test me).
Anyways, I am not gonna post my address because if you know me or know where Derrick lives or know where that bitchin' Cuban sammich shack in Fremont is then you know where to find me.
We'll have a bunch of different folks selling shit: hipster clothes, trinkets, computer parts, golf clubs, etc. We will have a HUGE FREE PILE of crappy bike stuff *crappy mtn bike frames, wheels etc. Would be good for practicing welding or making pipe bombs out of.
Also, I have a ping pong table in back, but I seriously doubt any of you fuckers can hang.
KTHXBYEOMGROTFLLOLOMFGAMIRITE?!!!!!ONEELEVEN!!!111!
-Jeff
Anyways, I am not gonna post my address because if you know me or know where Derrick lives or know where that bitchin' Cuban sammich shack in Fremont is then you know where to find me.
We'll have a bunch of different folks selling shit: hipster clothes, trinkets, computer parts, golf clubs, etc. We will have a HUGE FREE PILE of crappy bike stuff *crappy mtn bike frames, wheels etc. Would be good for practicing welding or making pipe bombs out of.
Also, I have a ping pong table in back, but I seriously doubt any of you fuckers can hang.
KTHXBYEOMGROTFLLOLOMFGAMIRITE?!!!!!ONEELEVEN!!!111!
-Jeff