Basic rules

1. Don't listen to Derrick.
2. Don't listen to Derrick!
3. Safety third.
4. If you do not know where you are going, do not sprint off the front.
5. Do not crash into people, you drunken moron.
6. Don't have more forum posts than miles riding with the group!
7. No stopping for strippers until the ride has gone at least 10 miles, and everyone has had at least 3 drinks
8. The above rule only applies to Derrick
9. Don't ask for help when your unlocked bike gets stolen. Seriously. We'll just laugh at you.
10. Don't be a dumbass and quote yourself unless it's part of a thread. You're not that interesting.
11. If you produce a keg be careful of someone trying to get you to go on a beer run.