Basic rules

1. Don't listen to Derrick.
2. Don't listen to Derrick!
3. Safety third.
4. If you do not know where you are going, do not sprint off the front.
5. Do not crash into people, you drunken moron.
6. Don't have more forum posts than miles riding with the group!
7. No stopping for strippers until the ride has gone at least 10 miles, and everyone has had at least 3 drinks
8. The above rule only applies to Derrick
9. Don't ask for help when your unlocked bike gets stolen. Seriously. We'll just laugh at you.
10. If you produce a keg be careful of someone trying to get you to go on a beer run.
11. If thou insists upon wreaking dumbfuckery, be ye not surprised when you reap dumbfuckery as consequence.
12. Insults are temporary. Lolz are forever. It's not really a rule, but you should keep it in mind.
13. Calendar boys do what they want, run with 12 gangs, and only commit hate crimes.
34. If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
83. If it's on the internet and it involves point83 in any way, we'll find it. we may also try to use it against you in a chance for lolz.