Basic rules
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- Don't listen to Derrick.
- Don't listen to Derrick!
- Safety third.
- If you do not know where you are going, do not sprint off the front.
- Do not crash into people, you drunken moron.
- Don't have more forum posts than miles riding with the group! Bike Sabbath miles don't count.
- No stopping for strippers until the ride has gone at least 10 miles, and everyone has had at least 3 drinks
- The above rule only applies to Derrick
- Don't ask for help when your unlocked bike gets stolen. Seriously. We'll just laugh at you.
- If you produce a keg be careful of someone trying to get you to go on a beer run.
- If thou insists upon wreaking dumbfuckery, be ye not surprised when you reap dumbfuckery as consequence.
- Insults are temporary. Lolz are forever.
- Calendar boys do what they want, run with 12 gangs, and only commit hate crimes.
- Bikes do not belong on fires!
- U-locks are melee weapons, not ranged.
- Rule 14 does not apply to Derrick's bikes
- Don't stick it in crazy and don't let crazy stick it in you. This is actually also rule #1.
- If you are unable to make it to a ride, you must inform Ben.
- Beef will be handled per the details in Sub Paragraph A of the TOS
- Sarcasm will not be tolerated
- No Pets Allowed. Not on a leash, not in a trailer, not even in a box with a fox. You cannot bring your dog.
- If Fiddleybitz brings new girls to the club, you must make them feel welcome for three weeks before reverting to being your creepy, rapey self. The clock starts at 7:30pm of their first ride, and ends when they show up for their fourth.
- Chainwhip!
- All forum polls must include "Peter J. Woodman" as an option, or their results will be rendered invalid. "Swayze" is not an acceptable substitute.
- Thursday night is for riding bikes. Thursday afternoon is for vandalizing wikipedia - ideally to highlight the contributions to society of a selected .83 member.[1][2]
- Rule 24 is complete fucking bullshit. "Swayze" is ALWAYS an acceptable alternative.
- If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.
- Bring a towel. And a swimsuit.
- If it's on the internet and it involves point83 in any way, we'll find it. we may also try to use it against you in a chance for lolz.
