Basic rules

1. Don't listen to Derrick.
2. Don't listen to Derrick!
3. Safety third.
4. If you do not know where you are going, do not sprint off the front.
5. Do not crash into people, you drunken moron.
6. Don't draft Sketchy while breathing through your mouth. Or, for that matter, your nose. Don't draft Sketchy period
7. Don't have more forum posts than miles riding with the group!
8. No stopping for strippers until the ride has gone 10 miles, and everyone has had at least 3 drinks