Beef

• Beef
• Under no circumstances is beef to be dealt with offline or face to face. All beef should be brought to the Internet where you have time to carefully craft your responses in an environment of your own choosing, after a few drinks, and without the pressure of being forced to communicate your feelings " face to face with the member in question. The Internet us serious business, the forums moreso than most.
• Objective 3rd party participation in such proceedings is not merely allowed, but encouraged. The less involved you are, the more we want to hear your feelings on the subject!
• Lengthy detailed replies are encouraged. The logic and intelligence of such posts is not as important as emotive content and heartfelt appeal of your statements.
• Text messages, email, PM, instant messenger, Twitter, and facebook ARE suitable alternatives to address BEEF with other members, but the forums are the preferred venue for such transactions.
• Conflict resolution will be handled via the TOS.
• Sarcasm will not be tolerated.