FNG

Fucking New Guy

Someone who might not be in clear, literal violation of Basic Rule 6, but is coming dangerously close and/or violating it in spirit.

Possible Signs:

• Do you have a post per day ratio that is greater than 1? Again, this is not a violation of Basic Rule 6, nor does it necessarily indicate that you are an FNG, but it is the first warning sign.
• Do you look like this kid? [1]
• What about this one? [2]
• Do you have a desire to build a penny-farthing, recumbent, or penny-farthing recumbent? You are almost certainly an FNG Nick.
• Have you pissed off someone who has been around longer than you have, resulting in them calling you "FNG"? Then you are definitely an FNG.
• Do you feel compelled to post "a funny" in every single fucking thread?

Alternate but equally appropriate terms:

• Cherry
• Probie
• Newb
• Noob
• Daryl

Class of 2011

• Caustic Meatloaf http://ShouldJoeShutTheFuckUp.com[3]
• New Joe
• Douglas
• Scott Gamble, because he's newer than most of us, and i can just turn you off if i feel like it, when i fucking feel like it.
• Derrick Ito, because he's a big baby