Tehschkott

• Scott is the primary author and sole reader of the TOS, and should be respected as such.
• Scott is no longer allowed to suggest any pre-funk locations. If Scott suggests s pre-funk, it shall be ignored no matter how practical/new/inviting/inexpensive it may be.
• He is actually a stand up guy and will have your back under any circumstances. Especially in a fight. Because he probably got you into it.
• Scott probably wasn't invited, but that doesn't mean we didn't want him there.
• Carry on.

NICKNAMES

I try not to edit my own page but it's been brought to light that I might hold the record for the most nicknames. I realize I'm fucking myself with this, but who gives a shit.

These are the nicknames I have on record. I'm sure there's a pile of really flattering ones other people have. This is what I have.

Scott Tehschkott Black Scott Pink Scott Cranky Scott Grumpy Scott Greater Scott Scott Majora The Scott Calamity Scott Red Scott

Game on.