Tehschkott

• Scott is the primary author and sole reader of the TOS, and should be respected as such.
• Scott is no longer allowed to suggest any pre-funk locations. If Scott suggests s pre-funk, it shall be ignored no matter how practical/new/inviting/inexpensive it may be.
• He is actually a stand up guy and will have your back under any circumstances. Especially in a fight. Because he probably got you into it.
• Scott probably wasn't invited, but that doesn't mean we didn't want him there.
• Carry on.

NICKNAMES

I try not to edit my own page but it's been brought to light that I might hold the record for the most nicknames. I realize I'm fucking myself with this, but who gives a shit.

These are the nicknames I have on record. I'm sure there's a pile of really flattering ones other people have. This is what I have.

• Scott
• Tehschkott
• Black Scott
• Pink Scott
• Cranky Scott
• Grumpy Scott
• Greater Scott
• Dr Scott
• DocWagon Scott
• Scott Majora
• The Scott
• Calamity Scott
• Red Scott
• Ginger Bear*
• Goes without saying that I am also often refered to as "fucking asshole Scott".
  
  
  
  *(I swear to god Lee and Evil Mike, I will get you for this one - fortunately Jon Grover wins the greater Ginger Bear title - but I get lumped in there because I was there when it came into being. And yano. I'm a big red headed dude so there's that).

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I should not be confused with

• White Scott (psst guess what - he's really black!)
• New Scott - aka Tic Toc - has red beard too. Does not help the recognition thing.
• Beardo Scott - um, Scott, with the MAJOR beard. He's fast. And thin. And an okay dude to put back brews with.
• Minor Scott - Beardless, short guy. Kavs friend. Don't know if we'll see him again. I am a giant next to him.